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Okay, Let's Do This: An Unfiltered Dive into [Hotel Name] - And My Brain's Ramblings Along the Way
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of [Hotel Name]. And trust me, after spending three days there (or was it four? Time just kinda…melted, you know?), I've got opinions. And probably some misplaced socks. (Seriously, where do hotel socks go?)
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Right, Onward! (Deep breath…)
Accessibility: The Good, The Meh, The…Confusing
Okay, let's start with the stuff that should be sorted. "Accessibility." On paper, [Hotel Name] says it’s got its act together. Wheelchair accessible? Yes, they claim. The website flashed a bunch of generic signs, but I only found that to be partially true. The elevators were huge, thankfully, and the lobby seemed navigable enough at first glance. Getting to the pool… well, let's just say I saw some folks struggling. Ramps existed, but they weren’t always the most elegantly designed. (Emotional reaction: A sigh of frustration and a mental note to pack better walking shoes next time.)
Here's a minor, yet telling, anecdote about a ramp: I nearly tripped over a crack in the pavement that the ramp was seemingly built around. I mean, come on! This is a big hotel with a fancy reputation. It felt like an afterthought.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges? Most of them. The main buffet restaurant seemed okay, but maneuvering through the tables during peak breakfast chaos was… a sport. I saw a few servers trying their best to squeeze by to deliver drinks. I'm not sure if the bar was accessible, I didn't have access to it, I did see a wheelchair user in the evening get a drink.
Internet Access: A Tale of Two Wi-Fis (Plus a LAN?)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And it mostly worked. Mostly. There were moments, usually around 7 PM when everyone was trying to upload their perfectly filtered sunset pics, where the connection felt… sluggish. Internet [LAN]: Ha! Now that’s a blast from the past! I didn’t even see a LAN connection, let alone use it. Internet, Internet Services, Wi-Fi in Public Areas: The public Wi-Fi was surprisingly decent, all things considered. I managed to do some urgent work emails near the pool, which almost made me feel like a productive human being. Almost.
For the Kids and the Adults Who Pretend They’re Not
For the kids: There are Family/child friendly? Yes. Kids facilities? A decent kids club (apparently; I don't have kids, so I mostly eavesdropped on the squeals of delight coming from the general direction of the pool). Babysitting service? Yep, available. I did feel a bit of sympathy for said babysitters.
For the rest of us:, there was a pool with a view. The view was lovely. And maybe the best feature of the hotel.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (And My Own Personal Disaster)
Okay, so the fitness center… I actually managed to use it! Impressive, I know. And it did have a gym/fitness center. It had the basic equipment, and it was clean. I was too intimidated by my own ineptitude to check out the steam room. I was intrigued by the Foot bath.
Poolside bar: (Which I should have visited more.) Sauna: The sauna, on the other hand, was a total life saver. I probably spent too much time in there… Spa, Spa/sauna: The spa looked appealing, if not a little clinical with its white-on-white aesthetic. (Is that just me?) Steamroom Also great to relax.
Body wrap, Body scrub, massage: I had a truly glorious massage at the spa. It was so good I almost fell asleep on the massage table (I’m convinced I was drooling by the end). It completely erased the memory of my initial ramp incident.
The Dining, Drinking, and Snacking Saga
Okay, let's get real. This is where things got… interesting.
Restaurants: Multiple restaurants. A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant: The buffet… it was vast. Overwhelmingly vast! Good for variety, but a bit of a feeding frenzy. I spent most of my time just wandering around, trying to decide what to eat, and ended up with a plate that looked like a culinary Jackson Pollock.
Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: There was an emphasis on buffet breakfast, including a lot of Asian options.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: The coffee… was okay. Not great. Not terrible. (Emotional Reaction: A slightly disappointed sigh.) I desperately needed a good strong cuppa to kickstart my mornings. The coffee shop was better, but still not quite the life-affirming caffeine hit I craved.
Happy hour: Yes! Happy hour! Essential.
Poolside bar: Excellent. Essential. (Notice a theme here?)
Vegetarian restaurant: I didn't look for one, but I am sure the options were available.
Room service [24-hour]: 24/7 room service is always a win in my book. I took advantage of it more than I should have (pro tip: avoid ordering fries at 3 AM. They're usually soggy)
Snack bar, Bar: The bar was great, I can only recommend. Desserts in restaurant: Excellent desserts.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germs and Sanity
Cleanliness and safety: They were trying. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas: They clearly went to great lengths to keep things sanitized, but I'm still a bit paranoid, so I carried my own hand sanitizer everywhere. Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! I love the fact that they had this covered. Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good to know.
Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Safe dining setup: I noticed a few of these. Rooms sanitized between stays: I'm sure it was done Staff trained in safety protocol: I liked this too!
Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet: Not in mine
- Bathroom phone: Not in mine
- Bathtub: Mine came with a perfectly good bathtub.
- Bed My bed was surprisingly comfortable.
- Blackout curtains: Yes. Thank goodness for blackout curtains.
- Closet: Yes.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Yes, and yes!
- Daily housekeeping: Yes! Excellent.
- Desk: A small one, good enough to use.
- Extra long bed: Yes. I'm fairly tall myself, so this was appreciated.
- Free bottled water: Always a bonus.
- Hair dryer, Ironing facilities: Yes.
- Laptop workspace: A bit cramped.
- Linens The linens were high-quality, and comfortable.
- Mini bar: Yes!
- Non-smoking: My room was non-smoking, thankfully.
- On-demand movies: Yes.
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Reading light, Refrigerator: Yes.
- Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels: Yes.
- Scale: I am pretty sure there was a scale.
- Seating area: Yes.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes.
- Shower: Yes.
- Slippers: Yes.
- Smoke detector: Yes.
- Socket near the bed: Yes.
- Sofa: Yes.
- Soundproofing: It did the job.
- Telephone: Probably.
- Toiletries, Towels: Yes.
- Umbrella: Yes.
- Visual alarm: I didn't see one.
- Wake-up service: Yes.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Yes. *
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're about to embark on a journey… a JOURNEY through the hallowed halls of the MainStay Suites in, get this, St. Louis, Missouri. God bless America, and God bless this itinerary, because frankly, I haven't planned a damn thing. This is gonna be glorious chaos, and you're all invited.
MainStay Mayhem: A St. Louis Suite-cation (aka, My Attempt at Sanity)
(Disclaimer: This is NOT a professional travel guide. This is a diary of potential disasters and moments of sheer euphoria. Proceed with caution - and maybe a bottle of wine.)
Day 1: Arrival & Disgruntled Expectations
~2:00 PM - Touchdown at Lambert International (STL):
- Okay, so the flight was a disaster. Tiny legroom. Screaming toddler. The works. And the lady next to me kept trying to convert me to Amway. Amway! In 2024! Anyway, finally escaped the metal bird and now… baggage claim. Pray for my sanity.
- Anecdote Interlude: I swear, every time I fly, I silently vow to be the chillest, most Zen person on the planet. Then I hit baggage claim and turn into a rabid badger fighting for my suitcase with a tiny, floral-printed roller bag. This time I won, though. Victory is sweet.
- Okay, so the flight was a disaster. Tiny legroom. Screaming toddler. The works. And the lady next to me kept trying to convert me to Amway. Amway! In 2024! Anyway, finally escaped the metal bird and now… baggage claim. Pray for my sanity.
~3:00 PM - Shuttle Shenanigans & Hotel Check-in:
- The hotel shuttle… well, let's just say the driver looked like he hadn’t slept since the invention of the wheel. He kept muttering about "STL traffic" and "the Cardinals being a disgrace." I nodded and hoped he wasn't going to crash.
- Check-in. Fingers crossed for a decent room. After the plane ride, I just need a bed and a quiet corner to cry into my pillow.
- Quirky Observation: The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and despair. Charming.
~3:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance & Unpacking (or the art of throwing clothes onto any available surface):
- Okay, room. Surprisingly decent. Definitely not the Ritz, but it's got a kitchenette, which is a HUGE win for a caffeine addict like myself.
- Unpacking… well, that's generous. More like a controlled explosion of suitcase contents. Clothes everywhere. Dignity? Gone.
~4:00 PM - The Battle of the Bed: Nap or No Nap?
- Here’s the existential question of the hour. Nap? Will I wake up feeling refreshed or even more disoriented? Decision, decisions… I think I'll just lie down for "a few minutes," which will inevitably turn into a three-hour coma. Don't judge me.
~7:00 PM - Dinner Fiasco (or the search for edible sustenance):
- Okay, time to venture out. Google Maps says there's a Cracker Barrel within a relatively manageable walking distance. Cracker Barrel, here I come, even though I secretly judge anyone who eats there outside of a road trip.
- Emotional Reaction: Honestly? I'm already feeling a bit homesick. The newness of the place. The unfamiliar faces. The potential for getting lost. But! Gotta push through it. Think of the fried chicken!
- Okay, time to venture out. Google Maps says there's a Cracker Barrel within a relatively manageable walking distance. Cracker Barrel, here I come, even though I secretly judge anyone who eats there outside of a road trip.
~9:00 PM - Bedtime Ritual: Netflix & Nightly Disappointment:
- Back in the room, probably full of fried chicken. Or perhaps I’ll be too exhausted to order anything, eat a bag of chips, and think “This is my life now.”
- Netflix. The only real companion.
Day 2: The Arch & A Moment of Clarity (Maybe)
~9:00 AM - Breakfast Blues & The Free Continental Nightmare:
- So, the "free continental breakfast." Let's just say it resembled a collection of stale pastries, sad-looking fruit, and coffee that tasted like burnt shoe leather.
- Anecdote: I actually saw a woman trying to make a waffle with her fingers and a plastic fork. It was…impressive.
- So, the "free continental breakfast." Let's just say it resembled a collection of stale pastries, sad-looking fruit, and coffee that tasted like burnt shoe leather.
~10:00 AM - The Gateway to… Anxiety?:
- The Gateway Arch! Gonna try to be amazed. Gonna try to embrace the historical significance. Gonna try not to get claustrophobic in the elevator.
- Opinionated Language: I've heard the views are supposed to be spectacular. Hopefully, they're better than the parking situation, which is already giving me a headache.
~11:00 AM - Up and Up, Up and Up – The Gateway Arch Experience:
- Okay, so! Ascending into the Arch was a wild ride! It definitely felt less like a glamorous elevator and more like being stuffed into a tin can. Inside, the windows are, like, tiny. And it was… crowded. But the view, when I finally saw it, was genuinely breathtaking. The river. The city. The sheer audacity of the whole thing.
- Emotional Reaction: I kind of got choked up. Not gonna lie. The Arch. History. Perspective. Then my stomach growled and reminded me I was only human.
- Okay, so! Ascending into the Arch was a wild ride! It definitely felt less like a glamorous elevator and more like being stuffed into a tin can. Inside, the windows are, like, tiny. And it was… crowded. But the view, when I finally saw it, was genuinely breathtaking. The river. The city. The sheer audacity of the whole thing.
~1:00 PM - Lunch Debacle (or, "Where's the Good Food, St. Louis?"):
- Alright, lunch. I've heard about the BBQ in St. Louis, and I'm ready to test it. But, of course, the place I thought was supposed to be amazing is closed. Figures.
- Rambles & Messiness: Okay, I'm actually kind of hangry. And when I'm hangry, I'm like a cranky, starving goblin. I'm scanning the area. I see a fast food joint. Should I? Should I not?
~2:00 PM - Forest Park Floundering:
- Forest Park. It's HUGE. I'm wandering. Get lost. Decide to embrace the chaos. Maybe I’ll stumble upon a museum. Maybe I’ll fall into a pond. Either way, it’s an adventure.
- Quirky Observation: So many squirrels. Like, a lot of squirrels. They're judging me.
- Forest Park. It's HUGE. I'm wandering. Get lost. Decide to embrace the chaos. Maybe I’ll stumble upon a museum. Maybe I’ll fall into a pond. Either way, it’s an adventure.
~6:00 PM - Dinner & the Evening Search for Entertainment:
- Back at the hotel. Planning to go for some pizza, it's the safe bet. There are several nearby places. Maybe I'll try an art gallery. Or just watch bad television.
Day 3: Departure & the Aftermath (aka, Reflecting on the Ruins)
~9:00 AM - Farewell, Free Breakfast (Good Riddance):
- Last go-round at the breakfast bar. Will I regret skipping it? Probably not.
~10:00 AM - Final Packing & Emotional Breakdown (Probably):
- Packing. Always a mixed bag. Is there anything left to take home? Do I need any more clothes? Maybe some snacks for the road.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions: I'm already feeling a pang of sadness that this trip is almost over. I hope I've actually enjoyed myself and have not been a complete mess.
~11:00 AM - Check-out & Hotel Farewell:
- Is the staff here ever around? The door is open? Is this how they roll?
~12:00 PM - Airport Bound, Again.
- Gonna buy a postcard, send it to my grandma, and reflect upon this whole, wild, beautiful experience.
~Time to be determined - Departure:
- Back to the real world.
Post-Trip Reflection (aka, The Therapy Session)
Okay, so the trip wasn't perfect. I got lost. I ate some questionable food. I probably offended several squirrels. But I survived. And maybe, just maybe, I had a moment or two of genuine joy amidst the chaos. And that’s all that matters, right? Now, to start planning the next adventure… and maybe finally learn how to pack a suitcase properly.
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