Unbelievable Airport Deal! Fairfield Inn & Suites Minneapolis-St. Paul (Mendota Heights)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into reviewing this place, and I’m gonna spill the tea – and maybe some coffee, too (because apparently, they have that). Prepare yourselves for a whirlwind of accessibility, spa treatments, food comas, and enough Wi-Fi to power a small city. Let's GO!
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Accessibility - Navigating the Labyrinth (or, How Easy Is It to Find the Damn Lobby?)
Okay, so accessibility is a biggy for me (and should be for you, too!). I'm thrilled to see that this place has a good focus on this.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Crucial. Did they actually think about wheelchairs? I'm mentally checking pathways, elevators, and bathrooms.
- Anecdote: Once, I stayed at a hotel that claimed to be wheelchair-friendly, but the "accessible" bathroom had a shower you could barely fit a chihuahua in. My point is: good accessibility isn’t a checkbox; it's a way of life.
Speaking of which, the listing says it should have good accessibility, and I'm going to trust this one for now. It should really have it, since it provides all the other luxuries!
- Elevator: Essential! I've got little patience for hotels that make you scale Mount Everest to unpack.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Need to check this out. Are the rooms actually designed with accessibility in mind? Big difference between "we have a ramp" and a genuinely accessible experience.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: If they've got this, they're already winning. Means everyone can partake in the cocktail hour and maybe the dinner show! It's one thing to have an accessible room, another to allow you to feel like you are part of what everyone else is doing, you know?
Internet – Bless the Wi-Fi Gods!
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: THANK YOU, INTERNET GODS. Seriously, this is non-negotiable in the modern world.
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services: Back in the day, I was that weirdo with the ethernet cable, so it's nice to see they cover their tech angles!
Now, will the Wi-Fi actually work? That's the real question. I had one hotel that advertised Wi-Fi, I could barely send an email. But, "Free Wi-Fi in all Rooms!" is the promise of a better life.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax – Spa Day, Here I Come! (Maybe?)
This is where the fun begins!
Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Ooooh, this is my jam! I'm imagining myself melting into a massage table right now. This is the whole reason I'm booking this place
- Quirky Observation: Do the steamrooms actually steam? Some hotels just have a fancy room that is not as hot as the promises made. I once went to a "spa" that smelled vaguely of burnt toast.
Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Pool view is the ultimate! I want to be able to soak up the sunshine, and enjoy the views while I'm there.
Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I'm actually gonna use this. I swear. I need to work off all the food I'm about to consume.
Cleanliness and Safety – Germaphobes, Rejoice! (Or Maybe Not?)
This is a new era, and cleanliness is paramount.
Anti-viral cleaning products: Good. Very good.
Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent.
Hand sanitizer: Essential. I’m practically addicted.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Crucial. Knowing I'm walking into a clean space is a huge comfort.
Staff trained in safety protocol: Again, good. I'm more likely to feel safe.
Anecdote: I once checked into a hotel that looked primo on the outside, but the bathroom had a suspicious hair clinging to the shower head. I practically wanted to leave at that point.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Prepare to Eat Your Heart Out (Literally)
Alright, let's get real. Food is life.
This place is practically a food court!
- Restaurants: Plural! Excellent.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant: Variety is the spice of life.
- A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant: Buffet? I might never leave. Gotta hit the buffet.
- Poolside bar, Bar, Coffee shop: Cocktail by the pool? Don't mind if I do!
- Room service [24-hour]: For those midnight snack attacks, yes!
Services and Conveniences – Because Life Should Be Easy
- Air conditioning in public area: Crucial.
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Definitely something families might need to consider.
- Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Luggage storage, Laundry service, Dry cleaning: All the little things that make a trip easier.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Seminars: Business travelers, take note!
Available in All Rooms – The Comfort Zone
Here's where we get down to the nitty-gritty of the rooms.
- Air conditioning: Godsend.
- Alarm clock: Useful, even though I use my phone.
- Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub: Fancy.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water: Caffeine is my fuel!
- Hair dryer: Essential.
- Wi-Fi [free]: Gotta make sure the Wi-Fi works!
- Smoke detector, Safety/security feature: Peace of mind.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location
- Airport transfer: Convenient.
- Car park [on-site], Car park [free of charge]: Parking situation? Always important.
- Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy.
My Overall Verdict (Stream-of-Consciousness Edition)
Okay, so, based on this listing (which, let's be honest, could be a glowing brochure written by a robot), this place seems to be trying REALLY hard to be amazing. The accessibility promises are promising, the spa options have my heart (and my back), and the food situation sounds… dangerous. I'm already mentally planning my itinerary.
But here's the thing: a listing is just a promise. The real test is whether they deliver on all this. Is the Wi-Fi actually lightning-fast and everywhere you look? Do the staff really care about guests? Is the buffet truly legendary? (I'm hoping).
I'll be honest. I'm a bit of a skeptic, especially when it comes to luxury hotels. But, I'm also a sucker for a good massage and a killer breakfast buffet.
So, consider this a preliminary review. I'm going to put this place through its paces! I'll be updating this review as I take the trip.. Get ready for another installment after my stay. Wish me luck, and more importantly, wish me a good Wi-Fi connection! Stay tuned, and I'll tell you if it was all as good as it sounds.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile itinerary. This is a travel log from a human BEING, and let me tell you, that's a messy business. We're talking Fairfield Inn & Suites, St. Paul Airport, Mendota Heights, MN. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
Day 1: Arrival (and the existential dread of hotel carpets)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at MSP. (Ugh, airports. I swear, they're designed to make you feel like a bewildered sheep. And the baggage claim? A swirling vortex of existential angst.)
- 1:30 PM: Uber/Lyft from MSP to Fairfield Inn & Suites. (Okay, so the driver DIDN'T immediately understand "Mendota Heights," because apparently, that's a hidden gem. But hey, we figured it out. Small victories.)
- 2:00 PM: Check-in. (This is the moment of truth. Will the room be a sterile prison, or a haven of slightly-less-sterile comfort? I have a feeling about this carpet… It feels like it has absorbed the collective sadness of a thousand business travelers.)
- 2:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. (The bed looks…okay. The TV has, predictably, a million channels I won't watch. Bathroom? Clean-ish. But that carpet… Seriously, it’s a whole experience.)
- Anecdote: My roommate's brother was on vacation and lost his passport while driving.
- 3:00 PM: Unpack/Settle. (Trying to convince myself I'M NOT going to spend the entire time in this room. The siren song of the bed is strong, though.)
- Quirky Obs: The hotel's complimentary toiletries. I swear, they're specifically designed to be just barely enough to get you through one shower. It's an art form, really.
- 4:00 PM: Explore. (Gotta escape the carpet. Quick jaunt to the lobby. Coffee from the "free" coffee machine. It's lukewarm, but hey, it's free. It kind of makes you feel like you're winning at life.)
- Emotional Reaction: Excitement mixed with a healthy dose of skepticism. I mean, this is just the first afternoon. Where's the drama? The adventure? (Maybe I'm just expecting too much from a Tuesday afternoon in Mendota Heights.)
- *5:00 PM: Decide if the hotel pool is worth it. (Spoiler alert: It probably isn't. Hotel pools are ALWAYS a let-down. Overcrowded, slightly chlorine-scented, and full of kids who haven't quite mastered the art of personal space.) I'll play it by ear.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. (Alright, this is where things get interesting. Actually, the "interesting" part depends on what I find to eat. I'm leaning towards the local "casual diner" based on Yelp reviews. It's either a hidden gem or a grease pit, and honestly, I'm ready for either.)
- Opinionated Language: A good restaurant is a sacred trust. I'm hoping this place doesn't betray my trust.
- 8:00 PM: Wind down/TV/Unwind/Sleep. (Okay, so I'm basically admitting I'm a creature of habit. What can I say? Comfort is a powerful force. And the hotel room is now my temporary cave.)
Day 2: The Mall of America and the Triumph of Retail Therapy (Maybe)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. (Yeah, the "free" breakfast. It's a culinary adventure in beige. Eggs that are vaguely egg-shaped. Waffles that have the consistency of cardboard. But hey, it's fuel. Gotta keep the engine running.)
- Imperfection: Okay, so I spilled coffee on my shirt. Already. Classic.
- 10:00 AM: Uber/Lyft to the Mall of America. (Prepare to be amazed, or at least, mildly amused. I'm aiming for mildly amused. Because full-on amazement is exhausting.)
- Rambling: The Mall of America. Its sheer size of it is overwhelming. The sheer volume of people. A sea of capitalism, a concrete jungle of consumerism… and, I will admit, maybe a little bit of amusement park fun.
- 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM: Mall of America Mayhem. (Honestly, I'm not planning anything. This is the "float and see" portion of the day. I might see some things. I might buy some things. I might feel vaguely guilty about buying things. Who knows?)
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience: Nickelodeon Universe. Well, I was a little hesitant, let's be honest. And the lines! But… oh my god, the roller coasters were surprisingly delightful! I screamed like a teenager and may have gotten a bit dizzy. Worth it. Absolutely worth it. I am now officially a fan.
- 3:00 PM: Food Court Funeral.* (I feel there will be a meal involved. It's going to be loud, and it's going to be cheap. But hey, at least the options are plentiful. The food court, a testament to the human desire for convenience, and maybe a little bit of regret after you eat it.)
- Emotional Reaction: Mostly good. The roller coasters were thrilling!
- 4:00 PM: Explore any stores I didn't get to. (I still feel I have to make a purchase. It's a sickness, retail therapy.)
- 5:00 PM: Uber/Lyft back to the hotel. (A tired, slightly over-stimulated traveler. That's me.)
- 6:00 PM: Rest and Recover. (Honestly, the mall is exhausting. Time to stare at the ceiling and contemplate life.)
- Messy, Honest, Funny: I might order pizza. I will not feel guilty about it. My body is a temple. My temple is currently craving pizza.
- 7:00 PM: Pizza arrives. (You know, sometimes the simple things are the best.)
- 8:00 PM: Netflix and…Chill? (Maybe. I have no idea.)
- 9:00 PM: Sleep. (Hopefully. This hotel is the best for this, it is so quiet!)
Day 3: Departure (and a fond farewell to the carpet)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee and the "free" breakfast. (Saying goodbye to the beige buffet. It's been… an experience.)
- 9:00 AM: Pack/Check Out. (One last longing glance at the carpet. We've been through a lot, haven't we?)
- 9:30 AM: Uber/Lyft to MSP. (The final ride. This airport feels less terrifying now. Maybe it's the familiarity of impending departure.)
- 10:00 AM: Check-in/Security/Gate. (The final gauntlet. Wish me luck. May the odds be ever in my favor.)
- 11:00 AM: Flight Time.
And that, my friends, is approximately how it might go. It probably won't go exactly like that. Things always change. But that's the beauty of the adventure, isn't it? The unexpected moments, the little quirks, the all-too-human imperfections. And, okay, maybe that carpet wasn't so bad after all.
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So, what even IS this… thing?
That's a loaded question, isn't it? Honestly, I'm not entirely sure yet. It's supposed to be a FAQ, right? But a… *real* one. One that doesn't sound like it was written by a robot who’s only seen instruction manuals. I’m hoping it's less 'Step 1: Follow these steps' and more 'Hey, been there, done that, here's what actually *happened*.' Because, let’s be real, life rarely follows a perfect instruction manual. This is hopefully a place where we acknowledge the glorious messy chaos of it all. Like how I *thought* I knew how to make a decent cup of coffee, and then boom, scalding hot disaster. But hey, at least I learned! More on that later; probably not a coffee-based FAQ. Unless… hmm… maybe?
Alright, fine, so what's this supposed to be ABOUT then?
Ugh, good question. I’m still figuring that out, to be honest. We'll evolve organically, I suspect. Think… a slightly-too-honest friend answering questions you might be too embarrassed to ask yourself. And probably a few things you didn't even *know* you wanted to ask. Maybe it’ll be about… hmmm… OKAY, I just had a flashback to that time I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. I followed the recipe *exactly*, and it looked AMAZING going into the oven. Golden, fluffy perfection, I thought! Then, the timer beeped. Boom. Volcano. Lava-like batter overflowing everywhere. It was a disaster. A delicious, chocolatey, utterly embarrassing disaster that proved my baking “skills” were, shall we say, aspirational. (Years later, she *still* brings it up, bless her.) So, yeah. Life stuff. Possibly related to baking. Maybe. Possibly not.
Are you… a person?
Look, you're asking the tough questions right off the bat! Yes. Yes, I AM. I’m a human. Full of flaws and questionable decisions. I've learned to embrace it. I'm also terribly prone to existential crises and eating entire tubs of ice cream when things get tough… which is… a lot. Don't judge! We've *all* been there, right? (Right?!) And, yes, I have opinions. Strong ones. And sometimes, I might get a little… *passionate* about things. But hey, that's life! Otherwise, it would be boring. And who wants boring? (Unless it's a boring day and all you want is a nap…)
What are you *really* good at?
Okay, let's be honest. My skills are… varied. I wouldn't say I'm a 'specialist' in anything. But I'm a champion procrastinator. I can overthink a single sentence for hours. I can tell a *very* long story about something that took five minutes. And, I make the best cup of tea. Seriously. It's a talent. But, I'm also good at… empathy. Really *feeling* things. I'm a good listener, I think. (Unless someone starts going on about something I'm not interested in. Then, my mind tends to wander… sorry.) And I'm excellent at self-deprecating humor. So, there's that. Oh! And judging people's fashion choices. Just kidding! (Mostly.)
What are you *terrible* at?
Organization. Staying on schedule. Saying "no" to dessert. Public speaking (shudders). Remembering people's names (apologies in advance). Staying calm when things go sideways. Pretty much everything that requires discipline. But hey, at least I'm honest! Also, I'm *terrible* at remembering to water the plants. RIP, little succulents. I loved you. And don't even get me started on math. Never was my forte. I once tried to calculate a tip and ended up tipping myself. Twice. The waiter was amused.
What should I expect? What's the point? What's the *vibe*?
Okay. Expect… rambling. Expect honesty (perhaps too much). Expect a bit of a mess. The point? To connect. To laugh. To maybeUptown Lodging
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