Escape to Cleveland: Westlake's BEST Extended Stay Suites Await!
Escape to Cleveland: My Westlake Extended Stay Odyssey (and It Wasn't Always Smooth Sailing!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause I just got back from a stay at Escape to Cleveland: Westlake's BEST Extended Stay Suites. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. I mean, where do I even begin? This place, with all its bells and whistles, is a real head-scratcher. Sometimes amazing, sometimes… well, let's just say it felt like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, and not all the chapters were winners.
First Impressions and The Accessibility Tango
First off, getting there from the airport (yes, they offer airport transfer, which is HUGE for a road-weary traveler like myself) was a breeze. Smooth ride, friendly driver, everything's peachy keen. Buuut, here’s my first gulp of reality check: Accessibility. They say they're accessible. And I'm sure they intend to be. But navigating the hotel, especially with rolling luggage, felt like an Olympic sport. Some ramps were a tad steep (my poor suitcase!), and sometimes the elevator felt like it took a vacation. (Though, I did appreciate the Elevator for my weary legs and all the Facilities for disabled guests, which I assume were there somewhere, even if I didn't fully experience it.)
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The Internet – Bless Its Heart, or Its Lack Thereof
Okay, let’s talk Internet. This is crucial, people. I'm a digital nomad, a freelancer, a… well, I live on Wi-Fi. And Escape to Cleveland boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and Internet access! Okay, and Internet access – wireless… which is technically true. BUT. It’s not always the fastest. It was like they were rationing the bandwidth. Imagine my frustration when I was trying to upload a massive project file and the connection was lagging behind! I had to resort to the good ol' trusty Starbucks down the street (which, thankfully, had AMAZING coffee). Internet [LAN]? Forget it. Didn't see that one. At least there was a Coffee/tea in restaurant to get me going.
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Rooms: The Good, the Bad, and the Bathrobes
My room? Okay, let's dive in because this is where things get a little wild. The room itself was spacious, with Air conditioning, a desk (essential!), a refrigerator (hello, leftovers!), and a coffee/tea maker. The bed was comfy, and they had a blackout curtains (critical for someone who needs to sleep in after a late night of, you know, working…) The bathrooms? Well, they had a bathtub and a shower, but the toiletries were, shall we say, basic. (Think travel-sized everything). The robes? Oh, the robes! They were… interesting. Not exactly luxurious, but they got the job done. Towels and linens were provided and pretty fresh.
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Food and Drink: A Culinary Adventure
Alrighty, let's get to the food! The Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it existed. It was a standard continental spread, with some Asian breakfast options. It wasn't mind-blowing, but it filled a hole. I had a couple of Breakfast [takeaway services] days, which was pretty convenient. The Restaurants on site? There was a bar and a coffee shop and a restaurant. The food seemed… passable. I did enjoy the coffee/tea in the restaurant!
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Things to Do (Or Not To Do, Depending on The Day)
They do have a Fitness center. I peeked in once. Looked like a pretty basic gym. The Sauna and Spa/sauna, and even a full-on Spa are all there. Awesome. The Swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, but I never actually went in. Pro tip: if you're planning on using any of the facilities, verify opening hours and conditions before you get your hopes up.
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Cleanliness, Safety, and the Sanitization Shenanigans
They take Cleanliness and safety very seriously, which I appreciated. There were Hand sanitizers everywhere, and they used Anti-viral cleaning products. I observed Daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff seemed to be following Staff trained in safety protocol practices. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available. This was all great to see, especially given the current world climate. They also had CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, which provided a sense of security.
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The Service Symphony (with a Few Sour Notes)
The staff? Generally friendly. The Concierge was helpful when he was around. Daily housekeeping was a definite plus. Check-in and check-out were mostly problem-free. Did I mention Contactless check-in/out? Super convenient!
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The Verdict: It's Complicated
So, would I recommend Escape to Cleveland? Hmm… it's complicated. It's got its pros (nice rooms, some cool amenities, a generally helpful staff) and its cons (spotty Wi-Fi, accessibility challenges). If you’re looking for a convenient extended stay in Westlake and are okay with a few quirks, then maybe. Just go in with realistic expectations and a healthy dose of patience. And maybe bring your own super-powered portable Wi-Fi hotspot!
Ultimately, it's an adventure. Just be prepared to roll with the punches. And maybe pack a backup charger for your phone.
Escape to Paradise: Daphne's Hampton Inn Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your momma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is a Cleveland adventure, Extended Stay America edition, and trust me, it's gonna be… something.
Extended Stay America - Cleveland - Westlake, Westlake (OH) - The Lair of the Slightly Disheveled:
Day 1: Arrival and the Unavoidability of Laundry (and Disappointment)
- 14:00 - Check-in at Extended Stay America. Westlake, OH. Oh, the familiar scent of institutional air freshener and… is that a lingering whiff of stale pizza? (Don't judge me, I'm a pizza enthusiast, and I'm already judging the potential absence of a good slice). The front desk guy looks like he's seen things. Probably knows the secrets of the continental breakfast… or lack thereof.
- 14:30 - Room Reconnaissance. Interior. It's… functional. Two double beds, a kitchenette with surprisingly clean (and empty) cabinets, and the ever-present, slightly ominous, ironing board. Okay, fine. A home base is a home base. Time to unpack the essentials: phone charger, emergency snacks (always), and the book I swear I'll read this trip.
- 15:00 - The Laundry Predicament. Aha. Found the perfect spot to launder my favorite (and currently only) t-shirt. This isn't just about clean clothes, this is a ritual: The hum of the machine, watching the water slosh, the faint scent of detergent… It's cathartic, and for a few moments, a whole adventure packed into mundane necessities.
- 16:00 - Grocery Run. Need sustenance! This is a serious travel tip, kids. Before hitting up the tourist traps, take a little trip to the local chains: Save a Lot and Walmart, for essential snacks, water, and maybe, just maybe, some pre-packaged cookies that I know are bad for me, but hey, I'm on vacation.
- 17:30 - Dinner Debacle. Okay, so I was feeling ambitious and I found a local place called "Westlake Pizza & Pasta". They've got good reviews, so I decided to hit it. And after I waited too long for them to bring my order out, I realized I was in the wrong room. So there's that.
- 20:00 - Evening of Quiet Regret (and possibly a stolen cookie from the groceries). Back in the room, feeling slightly defeated, but the pizza was pretty good. The TV is on. Maybe watch a bad reality show to cleanse the palate of the evening and get ready for tomorrow.
Day 2: Cleveland Calling (and the Dreaded Parking Situation)
- 08:00 - The Continental Breakfast Conundrum. The "continental breakfast". Okay okay, so I lied. Maybe the front desk guy did know about the breakfast. It's… sufficient. Instant coffee, maybe some sad-looking bagels, and individually wrapped… things. I had to give the orange juice a side-eye. Still, gotta fuel up somehow.
- 09:00 - Destination: Downtown Cleveland! First stop: The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I'm not a huge music snob, but I like a good beat. Plus, hello, air conditioning! The drive in is… well, it's driving. Traffic's not too bad, but I'm immediately annoyed by the lack of decent parking. (Note to self: investigate public transit options for the rest of the trip.)
- 10:00 - Rock Hall Revelation. Okay, this place is actually pretty awesome. The exhibits are great, and I get lost in the history of the industry. I wander around admiring the outfits, guitars, and memorabilia. I almost start crying once. I'm a sucker for museums, as many of us are.
- 13:00 - Lunch Near the Rock Hall? I had a burger at a place near the Rock Hall: "F+B" Good prices, and good food.
- 14:00 - Back to Westlake. After so much excitement, I'm going to recover in my room, maybe watch some more bad reality TV, and get ready for dinner.
- 19:00 - Dinner… I tried a restaurant nearby my hotel. It was ok.
Day 3: The Lake and the Lamentations
- 09:00 - Trying to Get My Act Together. I'm thinking of heading back to downtown.
- 13:00 - Another Meal. I found a place. It was ok.
- 14:00 - Free Time: Back at the hotel, resting.
- 19:00 - Dinner. Something I ate.
Day 4: Departure (and the lingering scent of… something)
- 08:00 - The Breakfast Farewell. Goodbye, continental breakfast. You were… adequate, I guess.
- 09:00 - Packing and Final Room Inspection. Yep, I left the hotel room cleaner than I found it. Proud of myself.
- 10:00 - Headed out.
This isn't a perfect trip. There were food missteps, moments of boredom, and a whole lot of me just winging it. But hey, that's the beauty of travel, right? The imperfections, the unexpected moments, and the memory of a place, a feeling, a slice of pizza, that sticks with you. And with that, I'm outta here. Cleveland, you were… something.
Okay, so "Escape to Cleveland: Westlake's BEST Extended Stay Suites" - that's a heck of a claim. What *actually* makes them "best"? Don't just give me the brochure answer!
Alright, alright, you got me. "Best" is subjective, right? But I've stayed in my share of "extended stay" hellholes, and honestly, this place in Westlake… it's different. It *feels* less like a prison cell with a kitchenette and more like, well, a proper apartment. I'm not saying it’s the Ritz. (Hey, I wish!) But the kitchens are actually functional – I mean, you can *cook* stuff! Not just microwave leftovers that have seen better days. And the cleanliness is, like, actually noticeable. Believe me, I have standards, albeit not always the highest ones after a long day of… well, you know, adulting. They actually seem to give a damn about the place. That alone is a win.
Bonus anecdote: I once stayed somewhere that advertised included breakfast. It consisted of a stale bagel, a shrivelled apple, and a packet of instant oatmeal. I swear, I saw a tumbleweed roll through the breakfast nook. This place, though? Decent coffee in the lobby. That’s a small win that makes a big difference, trust me.
Extended stays usually mean... well, *extended boredom*. What's there to *do* around Westlake? I'm not about to be holed up in a suite for a month, even if it IS a "best" one!
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Westlake itself isn't exactly the Vegas Strip. But it's got its charms, and the Cleveland area in general? Plenty to keep you occupied. There's Crocker Park, this outdoor shopping and dining place that's actually pretty nice – especially if you're into people-watching (guilty!). The restaurants are decent, and they occasionally have live music. Then there’s the usual suspects– grocery store, pharmacy, all the boring but essential stuff. That's good, right? You can’t live on people-watching alone!
Rambling thought: Look, I went to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. It was… fine. (Don't tell anyone, I'm secretly more into obscure folk music.) But it's *there*. And Cleveland has the Browns. If you’re a football fan, that’s a HUGE deal. Or even if you HATE football, you can at least commiserate with the locals about their team's woes! Bonding through shared suffering… that’s a uniquely Cleveland thing.
What's the deal with the "suites"? Are we talking cramped hotel room with a mini-fridge, or something more…livable? Because I'm picturing a tiny space, a sad sofa, and a bed that looks like it's older than I am.
Okay, I totally understand your fear of the cramped prison cell. No, it's not like that. The suites are actually pretty spacious. I'm talking a separate living area from the sleeping area. A *real* sofa, not a lumpy loveseat that's seen better days (thank god!). The bed? Comfortable. I slept like a baby. Okay, maybe not a *baby*, because babies wake up every two hours, but you get the idea. Good mattress! The best ones have a full kitchen, including a fridge, microwave, stove, and even a dishwasher. A *dishwasher*, people! It's the little things, you know?
Quirky observation: I always judge a place by its bathroom. Is the water pressure decent? Is there enough counter space? Are the towels fluffy? This place gets a gold star in the bathroom department. And trust me, I'm picky. The towels were fluffy. Very important. You'll thank me later.
Okay, okay, this is sounding... better than expected. But what about the practical stuff? Like, Wi-Fi? Laundry? Parking? Because, well, these are the things that can ruin a trip even if the room is fancy.
Ah, the nitty-gritty. Yes, they have Wi-Fi. Fast Wi-Fi. I needed it for work, and it didn't let me down. Laundry facilities on-site, which is a lifesaver, especially if you're staying a while. And parking? Free and ample. Seriously, parking is always a concern. It’s right up there with… existential dread and laundry. It’s something to consider. No hidden fees, no fighting for a space. It's those little conveniences that add up and make a difference.
So, let's get real. What *didn't* you like? Because no place is perfect, right? Give me the dirt!
Okay, alright. Even though I'm gushing a little, yeah, it wasn't *perfect*. The gym… well, it's there. It's got the basics, but it's not exactly a luxury fitness center. A bit cramped, the equipment is a little… well, it’s not state-of-the-art. Could use a bit of an update. And, okay, the breakfast situation is still a bit… light. A few more options wouldn’t hurt. Maybe some fresh fruit? Or, at the very least, not just stale bagels.
Emotional reaction, good and bad: Look, I'm being critical, but I'd *still* go back. The downsides were minor inconveniences compared to the overall positive experience. I'd take this over most of the other options, hands down. Mostly because, I mean, fluffy bathroom towels. Come on!
You mentioned "extended stay" - how extended are we talking? Can I just book a week, or is it only for months at a time?
It's flexible, which is a huge plus. You *can* do a week, or a couple of weeks. That's what's cool. It's not like you have to sign your life away. Then again, if you need a place for a couple of months, they have that option too. I stayed for a month during a project, and it was the best option in the area. They understand that life happens. That's the whole point! It's all about flexibility.
Anecdote doubling down: I was originally only planning for a week but then something came up with my housing. Then it turned into two, and then a *month*. So, yeah, lifesaver! Without it, I'd probably still be sleeping on my friend's couch and eating ramen. And believe me, after the first week of that, you *need* fluffy towels.
I have a pet! Are pets allowed? Because finding a place, especially for an extended stay, that welcomes a furry friend is like winning the lottery.
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