Victoria's BEST Kept Secret: Days Inn Uptown Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Victoria's BEST Kept Secret: Days Inn Uptown Review (You WON'T Believe This!) - A Messy, Honest Take
Okay, buckle up folks, because writing a review of the Days Inn Uptown in Victoria, BC, is basically a rite of passage for anyone looking for… well, a place to stay. And believe me, "BEST kept secret" is not the first phrase that pops into my head. But, hey, let's get this done, alright? Let's just dive in, and try to make some sense of this… let's call it, "unique" experience.
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First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack)
Pulling up, the Days Inn Uptown doesn't exactly scream "luxury retreat." Think, sturdy, a little… utilitarian. The exterior corridor look? Classic budget-friendly. Okay, fine. Deep breath. We came to see Victoria, not the hotel lobby, right? The hotel chain itself is recognizable, so at least there's that sense of familiarity – you know, the "we've seen worse" comfort.
Accessibility & Safety – The Good, The Bad, and The Slightly Confusing:
- Wheelchair Accessible: They SAY it's wheelchair accessible. I didn't have a wheelchair, so I can't personally vouch for how accessible, but the presence of an elevator (THANK GOD!) is a good start.
- Safety: Okay, here’s where things get interesting. They had fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and CCTV in common areas and outside the property. Makes sense in a hotel. 24-hour security is… reassuring? Maybe a little too reassuring, like they know something I don’t. The fire extinguisher in the hallway seemed like a good omen.
- Cleanliness and Safety (Current Times Chaos edition): Okay. They claim to use anti-viral cleaning products, and offer rooms sanitized between stays. The Daily disinfection in common areas is good, and the staff trained in safety protocol is… well, it's the bare minimum, isn’t it? I HOPE they're trained well, because frankly, I was more interested in the hand sanitizer situation. Hand sanitizer: check. Individually-wrapped food options: Check. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Uhhh, seemed iffy in the breakfast area. I saw people basically elbowing each other for the last muffin.
- Oh, and a Doctor/nurse on call: A nice touch. I didn't need one, but hey, always good to know you could call for medical assistance if needed. That's what I thought anyway.
Rooms – The "Everything But Glamour" Edition:
My room? Let's just say it was… a room. The air conditioning worked, which was a huge plus on a hot day. Blackout curtains? Bless them. They were crucial for sleeping after all the sightseeing. Free Wi-fi in the room? Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, because roaming charges are the bane of my existence. (And yes, even when the Wi-Fi is free, the connection can be dodgy. More on that later.) Complimentary tea or coffee in room? Yes! But the teabags were… well, let's just say don't expect artisanal blends. Toiletries? Minimalist, but did the job. The bathroom mirror was decent. No complaints.
- What I appreciated: The desk and laptop workspace were functional, so I could do some work (or, you know, procrastinate). The extra-long bed was a nice touch for taller people. Slippers? Nope. Bathtobes? Double Nope.
- What I was less thrilled about: The carpeting. I'm pretty sure it hasn't been replaced since the late 80s. The soundproofing? Hmmmm… let's just say I was intimately acquainted with the sounds of the hallway. The soundproofing however, was far from complete.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Mixed Bag (Read: Mostly Sigh-Worthy):
- Breakfast (the low point) - Bufffet (Baffled): I mean, bless their hearts for offering breakfast service. They had the basic buffet with the usual Western breakfast options - dry cereal, lukewarm scrambled eggs, and… I’m pretty sure that was instant oatmeal. The fruit - you probably want to take a pass- unless you’re into individually wrapped food options. The whole thing was… buffet in a restaurant. Yeah.
- Random rant: I saw a guy pile his plate high with waffles then proceed to drown them in… well, it looked like a combination of syrup and regret. Maybe next time I will ask if there is an alternative meal arrangement for my own good.
- Other dining options: Room service? Maybe; I didn’t try (didn't think of it), and no restaurants in the premises, other than the breakfast area.
Services and Conveniences – The "Standard Hotel Package":
- Essentials: Daily housekeeping was efficient. The concierge was, well, present. Cash withdrawal possible, there was a convenience store on-site.
- Highlights: Laundry service – very helpful! Luggage storage – much needed.
- Things I didn't use: Dry cleaning, business facilities, conference facilities.
Things to Do/Ways to Relax – Mostly "Nope, Not Here":
- Spa/Wellness: No spa, no sauna, no pool with a view, no steam room. You're in Victoria – go outside. Go explore, see stuff.
- Fitness Center: Gym/fitness center. I don't lift, so I didn't bother.
For the Kids/Couple’s Room – Okay, Maybe Not:
- Didn’t see any babysitting service or kids facilities. The family/child friendly rating might be a stretch.
- I didn’t see or experience a Couple’s room. No proposal spot here, sorry.
The Good, the Bad, and the "Wait, Was That a Roaring?":
- The Good: The location, honestly. It's close to the downtown area, and some good restaurants which were not in the hotel.
- The Bad: Its a basic, no frills hotel
- The Quirky (the stuff I’ll never forget): One morning, around 5 AM, I’m pretty sure I heard someone, on the exterior corridor, ROARING. Like, full-throated, uninhibited ROARING. I’m guessing it was either a very enthusiastic tourist or a very, VERY bored local. Either way, it was memorable.
Overall Impression – Would I Recommend It?
Okay, here's the deal: the Days Inn Uptown is… fine. It's not fancy. It's not luxurious. It's a place to sleep, shower, and maybe catch up on your emails (if the Wi-Fi cooperates). The location is good, which is its saving grace. If you're traveling on a budget and prioritize being out in Victoria rather than in your hotel room, then yeah, go for it. Just don’t expect a spa day, or gourmet breakfast, or anything that resembles a "best kept secret." Consider Days Inn Uptown the "secret" option you choose when the more appealing places were booked.
Final Verdict: 3 out of 5 stars. It's functional, unremarkable, and a little bit… weird. But hey, at least it's memorable, right?
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because here's my attempt at crafting a "real" travel itinerary, specifically for a stay at the Days Inn by Wyndham Victoria Uptown in Victoria, BC. This is my brain on travel planning. Prepare for a glorious mess.
Days Inn by Wyndham Victoria Uptown: My Victoria Vortex (aka, a Trip That Will Probably Go Off the Rails)
Day 1: Arrival & the Unforeseen Parking Lot Drama
- Morning (approximately 9:00 AM): Land in Victoria! (Well, technically, probably in Vancouver and then a ferry- because that's how you do it, right?). Anticipation is the fuel, and coffee is the gasoline. I pack some caffeine pills, you can blame this on jet lag.
- Mid-morning (10:00-ish): The ferry thing. Honestly, I'm already feeling a bit seasick- but its the excitement. I'm picturing the postcard views and the marine wildlife… secretly hoping for orcas. (Okay, maybe not secretly. I'm an Orca enthusiast.)
- Early Afternoon (12:00-1:00 PM): ARRIVE in Victoria! Cue triumphant music that I'll completely forget to arrange. I get my rental car, a compact. Hopefully, it's not a total clunker.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Check-in at the Days Inn. I'm hoping for a good room, a pool view! Let's hope it's a good room, and my anxiety is at bay. Okay, let's be honest, a clean bed is enough.
- Afternoon (2:30pm): Parking lot chaos. Right. Every travel horror story I've ever heard started with "the parking." It'll probably take me 20 minutes to find a spot. Then I'll probably have to walk a mile to the lobby. The sheer unpredictability of parking lots triggers a special brand of existential dread in me. This is what I live for, right?
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): FINALLY get settled, room unpacked, and try to ignore the slight smell of cleaning solution and stale air (standard hotel fare, right?). Take a deep breath. Look around the room, and mentally prepare for the next few days. I probably will leave the bags half unpacked for the entire stay.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM -5:00 PM): Walk around the neighborhood, which is what the internet told me to do. This is to get my bearings. Hopefully, I wander into a cool little cafe. Or, you know, stumble into a tourist trap. That's fine too. I can't resist. Oh, I NEED A COFFEE.
- Evening (6:00 PM -7:00 PM): Dinner. Maybe a pub, maybe a fancy fish restaurant. I probably over-order. I'll certainly drink too much. It's a vacation, after all.
- Night (8:00 PM and onward): Collapse into bed. "Wow, I saw a place, I walked a place, I need to do this again tomorrow" I will think as I stare at the ceiling.
Day 2: Gardens, Ghosts, and Questionable Decisions
- Morning (9:00 AM): Attempt a leisurely breakfast. Hotel breakfast, or a proper cafe? I'm on vacation, so probably proper cafe. I'm going to eat a pastry, regardless of my blood sugar.
- Morning (10:00 AM - 11:00 AM): The Butchart Gardens. Oh, the gardens. I've seen the photos. They're gorgeous. I hope I'm not disappointed. I also hope I remember to take actual pictures and not just stare in awe.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Lunch. My stomach is rumbling. I am always hungry. Something quick and easy, so I can get back to exploring. (Or maybe I'll splurge. It's a coin toss.)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Downtown Victoria. Maybe the Inner Harbour? Honestly, I have no plan. I'll just wander. The idea of planning every moment is incredibly appealing, but the reality is never that simple.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM -5:00 PM): Okay, here's where things get interesting. Ghost tour. Yes, I'm doing a ghost tour. Because I am very easily spooked, and also because I love a good story. Let's just hope it doesn't involve too much jump-scare nonsense.
- Evening (6:00 PM -7:00 PM): Dinner. Maybe I can find a locally-owned place. Or I'll go to a chain restaurant and hate myself for it. But a quick meal is also very appealing at times.
- Night (8:00 PM): More drinks. I'm on vacation. I'll need to sober up before returning to the hotel. I'm going to eat some late-night food, that is a given. Then sleep until my alarm.
- Night (10:00 PM): Probably watch TV in my room. Maybe go on a very short walk to get some water, before being glued to the bed for the rest of the night.
Day 3: Whimsical Wonders & The Great Souvenir Quest
- Morning (9:00 AM): I wake up and groan.
- Morning (10:00 AM): What should I do today? Well, I want to shop for things but I also want to do something else.
- Midday (12:00 PM): I got lunch, it was great. I'm ready to walk around some more.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): I am going to go to some places to shop, and then back to the hotel.
- Evening (6:00 PM): Dinner and drinks.
- Night (8:00 PM): Bed time. I am exhausted I'm going to sleep for 12 hours.
Day 4: Leaving (and The Post-Vacation Blues)
- Morning (9:00 AM): I am going to get some breakfast. I'm probably going to buy some overpriced things for myself.
- Midday (11:00 AM): Back to the hotel and pack my things.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM): I'm sad.
- Evening (6:00 PM): I'm home sweet home.
Disclaimer: This itinerary is a suggestion and will likely be altered by my mood, the weather, random encounters with squirrels, and the irresistible lure of a good coffee shop. I embrace the chaos. My goal is to come back feeling slightly less stressed than when I left, even if I gained a few pounds and have a mountain of laundry. And hey, if I actually do see an orca, consider me officially blessed.
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1. Okay, spill the beans: Is this place *really* Victoria's "Best Kept Secret"? I've seen the headline!
Alright, alright, keep your horses. "Best Kept Secret" is a *bit* of clickbait, let's be real. It’s more like "A Surprisingly Decent Secret, Especially If You're On a Budget and Don't Expect the Ritz." The location? Absolutely GOLD. You're practically tripping over yourself to get to the Inner Harbour. Now, the DAYS Inn... well, we'll get to that. But secret? Maybe not. Undervalued? *Possibly*. Am I already contradicting myself? Yep.
2. Location, Location, Location! What's the actual *deal* with where this place is?
Oh honey, the location is *chef's kiss*. Seriously. You're so close to everything! Walkable, people! Walkable! The Inner Harbour? Five minutes. Beacon Hill Park? Basically your backyard. Restaurants, shops, the Empress Hotel (if you're feeling particularly fancy and loaded)? All within spitting distance. Okay, maybe not *spitting* distance. But you get the point. This is the main reason, I swear, the main reason I overlook some of the... *ahem*... quirks. I swear, the location alone is almost worth the price of admission.
3. Tell me about the *cleanliness* already! That's always a concern.
Okay, let's be honest. This is where things get a little... *dicey*. I've stayed in rooms that were spotless. I've stayed in rooms that looked like a toddler had a playdate with a glitter factory. (Spoiler alert: It was the latter during my last trip. Glitter. Everywhere.) It really seems to depend on the room. My advice? Bring some disinfecting wipes and do a quick once-over when you arrive. Honestly, I think that's just… *hotel life* these days, you know?
4. The Rooms! Give me the lowdown on the rooms themselves.
This is where you're gonna get a mixed bag. I've seen rooms that would fit a king size bed, and other spaces that felt like a slightly oversized broom closet. The beds? Generally comfortable, but I once had a mattress that felt like it had witnessed a historical event. The decor? Let's just say it's… *eclectic*. Think: "Possibly updated in the 90s… maybe?" The bathrooms are functional, but don't expect luxury. Basically, manage your expectations. It's more about the *location*, remember? Try not to spend too much time in the room. Go out! See Victoria!
5. Speaking of functional… what about the *Wi-Fi*? Essential in this day and age!
The Wi-Fi is… *a work in progress*. Sometimes it’s lightning fast. Other times… well, you might as well be trying to connect to the internet via carrier pigeon. I've had moments where I could practically stream a movie, and other times where I couldn't even load a basic webpage. Prepare to work, and when you do, just be patient. It's a gamble. If you *need* reliable internet, this might not be the place for you. Or, you know, embrace the digital detox! (Good luck with that.)
6. The *Breakfast*! Is it worth getting out of bed for?
Let's just say it's… *basic*. Think continental: bagels (sometimes stale), toast, cereal, maybe some fruit (if you're lucky), and coffee that'll keep you awake for days. It's free, which is a plus. Is it a gourmet experience? Absolutely not. But it'll do the trick to get you started before you head to one of Victoria's amazing brunch spots… which, let's be honest, is probably the better option. I usually skipped it, but maybe it's gotten better! Worth a shot, and it's free.
7. Okay, okay... the *quirks* then? What should I expect that's… less than perfect?
Oh, the quirks! Where do I begin? Let's just say this place has *character*. I've heard some stories: From elevator issues (be prepared to walk stairs!) to mysterious noises in the night (I swear, I thought I heard a poltergeist once… or maybe it was just the plumbing… or maybe I'd had too much wine). The staff are generally friendly, but sometimes a little… overwhelmed. And the parking? Can be a bit of a free-for-all. It's those imperfections that add to the experience. Or, well, that provide ample fodder for a hilarious story later.
8. You mentioned an experience. Tell me! That's what I want to hear!
Alright, fine, if you *insist*. Let's talk about the time the toilet wouldn't flush. Not a little clog – a full-blown, water-gushing *disaster*. I'm talking instant panic. I get this sinking feeling, like, "Oh God, what have I done?" I called the front desk, totally mortified (like, *mortified*). The maintenance guy arrived. Bless his heart, he was clearly having a bad day. He fiddled with the handle for about an hour. Water was *everywhere*. He finally fixed it…temporarily, I think. That plumbing… a nightmare! But you know what? I just laughed. It became a story. It's part of the Days Inn Experience, you know? Embrace the chaos!
9. So, *would* you recommend this place? Honestly!
Here's the deal: If you're looking for a budget-friendly option, a prime location, and can tolerate a little (or a lot of)… *charm*… then, yeah, I'd say go for it. But, and this is a big but, *manage your expectations*. This isn't the Four Seasons. It's a practical choice, driven by location, and a bit of an adventure. If you're fussy, or need everything perfect, steer clear. If you're a seasoned traveler who appreciates a good story, and don’t mind a few hiccups along the way? Book it. And let me know how it goes! I'm always ready for a new Days Inn Uptown adventure.
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