Midwest City's BEST Hotel Near Tinker AFB: La Quinta Inn & Suites Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review that's less a polished diamond and more a slightly-muddy, yet charming, river stone. This is going to be honest, messy, and hopefully, hilariously real. And yes, I'll try to work in all those keywords, but let's be honest, the point isn't just to please the SEO bots… it's to give you a feel, ya know?
Let's Get This Party Started (and Maybe Overpriced): A Rambling Review
Right, first things first: Accessibility. Ugh, this is always a minefield, isn't it? The listing says "Facilities for disabled guests" – which, technically, is true. But does it mean ramps that aren't treacherous, accessible restaurants and lounges, and elevators that actually reach ALL the floors? I can’t say definitively without being there, but I'm always a bit wary. "Facilities" can be a sneaky weasel word. Let's hope the wheelchair accessible promises are more than just lip service.
Internet - The Lifeline (and Possible Money Pit):
Okay, the Internet situation. Praise the heavens! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That's the baseline, folks. That's what we demand in this day and age. I'd be expecting to have the Internet [LAN] available, for some of us who have the old school needs for a faster, more reliable connection, or that is a must. The Internet services! So the Wi-Fi in public areas better not be some sluggish, buffering nightmare. The listing talks about Internet access – wireless AND Internet access – LAN in the rooms. Good, good. I will gladly be using Free Wi-Fi in my room, probably to stream the latest streaming service.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (or Get Overwhelmed):
Alright, the fun part. Let’s talk spa/sauna time! Listen, if I'm splurging on a hotel, I'm expecting a proper spa situation. Not just some lukewarm water in a chipped tub. This place boasts a spa, a sauna, a steamroom, a pool with view – yes, please. And a swimming pool [outdoor]? SOLD. I want to see that infinity pool, stretching into oblivion! But the real test? The massage. Is it the kind of massage that knots the entire muscle group? Or is it actually relaxing, working out the kinks? And what's up with this Body scrub and Body wrap? I have mixed feelings.
The Things to do also include a Fitness center and Gym/fitness. So, uh, I guess I should be working out? I'll probably just stare at it and feel guilty. They also offer the Foot bath, which sounds heavenly.
Cleanliness and Safety – The New Normal (and My Germophobia):
Ugh, COVID. Let's see: Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Breakfast takeaway service? Yes, please! I like to eat my breakfast in my room. Cashless payment service? Good. Daily disinfection in common areas? That's a given at this point. Hand sanitizer? Essential. Hygiene certification? Important. Individually-wrapped food options? Okay, less waste, but I understand. All of that sounds excellent, but hopefully it will feel natural, not like living in a hospital. Let’s not forget – Room sanitization opt-out available?? That is excellent.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Kryptonite:
Here’s where things get interesting. Restaurants, plural! Let’s hope they’re not all the same generic "international cuisine." This better have some character, dammit. Asian cuisine in restaurant? Now we're talking! And a vegetarian restaurant? Score! Because I'm gonna need a break from all the cheese. Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee Shop, count me in. And a Poolside bar is a MUST. I will be trying the Happy hour, because that's what I do…
Services, Conveniences, and the Little Things:
Okay, the stuff you need to survive. Air conditioning in public area? Essential. Concierge? Always helpful, but how helpful are they, really? Daily housekeeping? I mean, yes, please. Elevator? Pray for it to function. Facilities for disabled guests? Again, let’s hope they're actually accessible. Food delivery? Convenient, but is the delivery service reliable? Laundry? Great, unless it's ridiculously expensive. Luggage storage? Good. Safety deposit boxes? Necessary. They have Car park [free of charge]. Nice! I'm always relieved when that's the case!
For the Kids (and My Inner Child):
Family/child friendly? Good to know. Babysitting service? Helpful for those traveling with their kids. Kids facilities? What are we talking about? This better not be a sad little plastic slide.
Available in All Rooms – The Nitty Gritty:
Right, the room itself. Air conditioning? Obviously. Alarm clock? I need that thing to actually work. Bathrobes? Luxury! Bathroom phone? Never used one in my life, but hey, why not? Blackout curtains? A MUST for this sleep-obsessed traveler. A Coffee/tea maker, bless them. A Desk? Essential for pretending to work. Free bottled water? Hallelujah. Hair dryer? Praying it’s not some tiny, useless thing. In-room safe box? Needed. Internet access – wireless? Essential times two. Mini bar? Always tempting. Non-smoking? Fine by me. A refrigerator? Excellent. Satellite/cable channels? Meh, I have streaming services. Separate shower/bathtub? Nice touch. A Sofa? Would be great! A Telephone? Could come in handy. Wake-up service? If the alarm clock fails, I need this. Wi-Fi [free]? The hero. And a Window that opens? Please, please, please.
Overall…
Look, this is just a peek behind the curtain. The real test? The vibe. Does it feel luxurious? Relaxing? Or does it have that sterile, corporate feel that sucks the joy out of your vacation? Hopefully, it's a delightful place.
Final Thoughts:
I'm cautiously optimistic, but as always, the proof is in the pudding (or, in this case, the complimentary coffee). Let's hope the reality matches the promise. Because let's be honest, a bad hotel can ruin an entire trip! I'll update this… as soon as I get back. Fingers crossed!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a La Quinta Inn & Suites adventure. Specifically, the one smack-dab in the heart of…Well, let's just say "near" Tinker AFB in Midwest City, Oklahoma City (OK). Sounds glamorous, right? Let's be real, it's a La Quinta. But hey, we'll make the best of it.
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Reality Check)
- 1:00 PM: Arriving at OKC. Landed. Survived. Always a victory, especially after that airline peanuts-induced existential crisis. Grab the rental car. Okay, so it's not the shiny Mustang I booked. It's a beige…thing. "Reliable" is the word they used. I'm betting on "boring."
- 2:30 PM: Check-in at the La Quinta. Ah, the sweet, slightly chemically-perfumed air of a budget hotel. The front desk person, bless her heart, looks like she's seen a lot. I swear, her eyes are saying, "Honey, you have no idea what you're in for." I sign in and, because I'm that person, ask if they have any rooms with a view. She chuckles. "Honey, you're looking at the view." (It’s a parking lot.)
- 3:00 PM: Room Inspection. The classic ritual. Bedspread with a faint, indescribable stain? Check. That distinct hotel-carpet smell that's a mix of cleaning products and… well, let's not speculate. Check. Working TV with a million channels (mostly infomercials)? Check. Alright, we're in business. Time to unpack. Or, you know, just shove everything into a corner. It's gonna be fine.
- 4:00 PM: Snack Break. This is key. I grab the complimentary cookies from the lobby. They taste vaguely of cardboard. But hey, free is free. I also hit up the vending machine, which mercifully dispenses a Dr. Pepper. Gotta hydrate.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. Now, finding a decent meal is going to be an adventure, and I'm feeling a bit peckish, and I'm guessing the hotel lobby is a bit lacking in the culinary department. Okay, I'm hungry. And if I don't eat soon, the hangry monster inside me will fully unleash. I’ll hit up the hotel's recommended restaurant. Let's go with a local, non-chains place; I'm feeling adventurous!
- 6:30 PM: First impressions. The restaurant looks okay, and the waitress seems nice, and I start to feel a bit better. The food? It's… filling. The coleslaw is a mystery, the fries a bit soggy. But I'm full!
- 7:30 PM: Channel surfing. It's the best part of any hotel stay. I watch some really bad TV show. It’s awful but comforting. I end my day with a very long shower. The water pressure is actually pretty good. Victory!
- 9:00 PM: Time for bed. The first night, I find it's always the strangest feeling that I'm in a weird bed in a weird room. I keep hearing every creak and groan of the hotel. Welcome to the wonderful world of La Quinta!
Day 2: Exploring (and the Great Coffee Crisis)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. Okay, so the "continental breakfast" is basically an assortment of questionable pastries, watery coffee (which is my biggest problem) and maybe, just maybe, some questionable fruit. I grab a pastry, trying not to look directly at it, and attempt the coffee. It's… um… well, let's just say it needs more coffee. Much, much more coffee. Maybe I'll venture out.
- 8:00 AM: The Coffee Quest. I head out in search of acceptable caffeine. This is a serious mission. I stumble upon a local diner. Success! Strong coffee, a friendly waitress, and a plate of perfectly greasy bacon. This is what I need!
- 9:00 AM: Oklahoma City Exploration. I've got a map, a vague sense of direction, and a renewed caffeine buzz coursing through my veins. This is going to be great! I decide to check out some stuff that interests me. Museums are the name of the game today.
- 10: 00 AM - 12:00 PM: Museums. Let’s just say, I’m a sucker for learning and Oklahoma City is a good place to do that! Wow!
- 12:30 PM: Lunch. I find a nice little place to eat lunch.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I rest, chill, and do what I came here to do. Relax.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. Feeling adventurous again. I find another local place and have some good food.
- 8:00 PM: Back at the hotel and settle for the night. Ready for the next day.
Day 3: Departure (and Final Thoughts)
- 7:00 AM: The dreaded breakfast. I manage to choke down a bagel and some more of that questionable coffee. I swear, it's gotten worse overnight.
- 8:00 AM: Checkout. Quick and painless! The front desk lady smiles at me and I smile back.
- 9:00 AM: One last look (and a deep breath). The hotel did its job: It provided a (mostly) clean, safe place to rest my weary head. It wasn't luxurious. It wasn't perfect. But it was a place. And, hey, I survived.
- 9:30 AM: Head to the airport. Goodbye Oklahoma, it was good!
- 11:00 AM: I head home and think about the trip. It's a little sad, but great!
- 12:00 PM: Arrive home.
Final Thoughts:
Look, the La Quinta in Midwest City was exactly what I expected. A decent place to crash for a few nights. But the real adventure? That was Oklahoma City, the people I met, and the little moments that made this trip something to remember. Would I go back? Maybe. Especially if they upgrade the coffee situation. And maybe, just maybe, spring for a room with a slightly better view. But hey, that's traveling for ya. Sometimes you get the beige rental car and the questionable coffee. And sometimes, you get a whole lot more.
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