
Sacramento Airport's BEST Kept Secret: This Hotel Will Blow You Away!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into a review – the kind that'll leave you feeling like you've actually been there, spills, stains, and all. This ain't your polished, corporate brochure. This is real talk, unfiltered, and hopefully, a little bit hilarious.
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The Hotel: Let's Call it "The Grand Palatial Whatever" (Because I’m Protecting the Innocent and the Guilty)
Right, picture this: you've arrived. Finally. After a flight long enough to make you question your life choices, and a taxi ride that cost more than your first car. You're tired, slightly grumpy, and your expectations are…well, let's say high. This hotel promised the moon. Did it deliver? Let's find out, room by room, splash by spa day.
Accessibility: Can Anyone Actually Get Around?
Okay, first impressions matter. And for accessibility? They… almost nailed it. The lobby? Grand. The elevators? Surprisingly easy to find and use. Wheelchair accessible? Tick. But here's the thing: I spent a good 10 minutes maneuvering around a rogue potted palm that seemed determined to block the ramp to the restaurant. Seriously. It's the little things, y'know? Facilities for disabled guests: Yes. They exist. I didn't spend a fortune with this hotel, it was a small price to pay for an accessible room, which I saw.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: I had to find it out myself. Took me some time to see the door. Elevator: Yep. I just have to ask.
Internet Access: The Eternal Struggle
This is the 21st century, people! The internet should be as ubiquitous as oxygen. And ugh… Yes, the hotel boasts Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the Wi-Fi gods! and Internet [LAN], Internet services were available. It worked, mostly. Then again, I never tried the Internet [LAN] as the Wi-Fi in public areas was strong too. However, there was a moment of sheer panic when I needed to submit a very, very important email and the connection decided to stage a walkout. (Insert dramatic sigh).
For the love of all things holy: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Don't disappoint.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Zen to "Zen-ish"
Alright, let's dive into the good stuff. I am a sucker for a good spa. Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: It was all there, and I had a grand time. The Pool with view? Absolutely gorgeous. The kind of view that makes you want to Instagram every five seconds, which, of course, I did. Because, priorities.
Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: They had one. I glanced in, took a deep breath, and decided that the pool was my gym. Judge me all you like.
Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor] The pool area was pretty lively. I had an outdoor Swimming pool [outdoor]. It was so lovely.
Cleanliness & Safety: The COVID Chronicles
Let's be real: 2024 is all about sanitization. And this hotel? They put the "san" in "sanitized." Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Yup. They even had Rooms sanitized between stays which did a lot to calm my nerves.
I appreciated the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, but sometimes it felt a bit… clinical. More like a hospital and less like a hotel. The constant spraying and wiping started to get to me.
Staff trained in safety protocol was top-notch.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Food, Glorious, Questionable Food
Restaurants: there were a bunch of restaurants. I'd like to get a Desserts in restaurant, but it didn't happen.
Breakfast in room: yes! I got Breakfast in room
Breakfast [buffet] They did have a breakfast buffet. Asian breakfast: yes, I got an Asian breakfast
Room service [24-hour] Was amazing and timely.
A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant were available.
Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop The Coffee shop was a bit of a gamble. The pastries? Let's just say they looked like they'd been through a war. The coffee was decent!
Happy hour: The bar was pretty lively during Happy hour. Poolside bar: I didn't visit the Poolside bar
Dining: Generally pretty good, though sometimes it all felt a bit… predictable. I'd definitely try it again.
Services & Conveniences: The Good, The Bad, and the "Why?"
Concierge: helpful. Dry cleaning: convenient. Daily housekeeping: efficient. Elevator: Yep.
Business facilities seem great.
Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange: Available.
Family/child friendly seemed to be the general idea. Babysitting service available. Very reassuring.
The Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events was amazing.
For the Kids: Kids facilities, Kids meal
Getting Around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking All available.
In-Room Amenities: The Comfort Factor
Okay, the room itself. Pretty spacious. Air conditioning. Absolutely essential. Bathroom phone: I'd forgotten those existed. Coffe/tea maker, Complimentary tea The Desk was great. Free bottled water was a lifesaver. Mini bar was stocked.
The Internet access – wireless was also great.
Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms: all working.
Overall Impression:
Look, this hotel had its moments. The spa was divine; the pool was Instagrammable. But there were also moments of… "meh." The food was a bit bland, the service could be inconsistent, and that rogue potted palm just won't get out of my head.
Would I recommend it? Maybe. It depends what you're looking for. If you want pure, unadulterated luxury, there might be better options. But if you're looking for a comfortable, generally-pleasant stay with a decent spa and a lovely pool, then… yeah, go for it. Just watch out for that potted palm. And the pastries!
Mineral Wells Getaway: Unbeatable Deals at Microtel Inn & Suites!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-formatted travel itinerary. This is my chaotic, hilarious, and probably sugar-fueled attempt at a schedule for a stay at the Residence Inn Sacramento Airport Natomas. Honestly, just reading the name makes me think… Natomas? Sounds like a town where everyone secretly moonlights as a professional armadillo wrestler. (Okay, maybe that's just me.)
Residence Inn Sacramento Airport Natomas: My (Highly Subjective) Adventure
Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic
- 1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Arrival & Check-in. This is where the facade of "organized traveler" crumbles. My flight was supposed to land at noon. But between a slightly delayed flight and the sheer terror of remembering where I parked the car (it's always a gamble), I'm already running behind. Check-in…let's hope they have a decent Wi-Fi password. I need to catch up on emails, you know, the important stuff like "Did my cat actually eat my favorite houseplant?"
- 1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: Room Reconnaissance. Okay, new hotel room! Important first steps include: assessing the bed (is it a cuddle-fest of pillows or a torture device?), scoping out the bathroom (essential for judging the overall experience), and the all-important hunt for the coffee maker. Coffee is life. Don't judge. Oh my god, the complimentary toiletries…are they small and difficult to open? Please, let them have decent shampoo. I cannot spend my vacation with a dry scalp! Found the coffee! Crisis (momentarily) averted.
- 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM: The Great Natomas Exploration (or, "Where the Heck is the Nearest Coffee Shop?") Okay, reality check. I haven't eaten anything yet, and the coffee in the room isn’t cutting it. Time to venture out! Google Maps lied! The nearest coffee shop? Apparently, in a parallel Natomas universe. Curse you, Google Maps! Ended up at a generic coffee chain, but hey, the caffeine hit. While I was there, I had to see if my luck was on a roll. I found a really great looking book at the store, so I could settle in for a long evening of relaxation
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Settling In & Mild Panic, Take Two. Back to the room. Honestly, this is a bit of a writing/work session so I'm trying to stay focused. The hotel room has surprisingly nice natural light, so it's time to try to catch up on some work, but wow, that book looks good… Wait…what was I doing again? This isn't exactly the relaxing getaway I had envisioned.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Gym vs. Couch - The Eternal Struggle. Okay, gotta keep up the pretense of being a healthy, well-adjusted adult. The hotel gym is calling. Maybe. Or maybe I'll just order a pizza and order room service. The couch is looking VERY appealing right now. It's a war within myself.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner Roulette. Where to eat? The endless scrolling of Yelp begins. Oh god, all the options. I can't make a decision! Pasta? Pizza? Sushi? Oh, decisions… Ended up ordering in. Easy peasy.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Evening Wind-Down (Or, Another Brush with Mild Panic). Finally, some down time. Hopefully, I've gotten enough work done for the day. Time to crack open that book. Wait, why is that light flickering? And is that…a dripping sound? Seriously? The hotel is probably just haunted. I called the front desk. It’s probably a leaky pipe. Wonderful. Guess who doesn’t want to sleep on the first night??
Day 2: The Sacramento Sunrise & Something More!
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Wake Up, Get Coffee, and Contemplate Life. Coffee is key! This morning ritual sets the tone. This is probably the most organized thing I'll do all day. But also a good stretch!
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Attempting to Explore Sacramento (Without Getting Lost!). Okay, today, I actually have a plan -- visit Old Sacramento! Which is a historic district with all sorts of shops and restaurants.
- 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Downtown Sacramento adventures!! I made it! And yes, the coffee shop was actually open! I felt so validated. This time, I'm trying new places, and maybe trying an ice-cream shop. Yum!
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch. And a Nap? I'm starving after all that walking. Quick lunch somewhere. Maybe a quick nap back at the hotel? That bed is calling.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Something to do with the afternoon - maybe museums? I'm considering the Crocker Art Museum, or maybe California State Railroad Museum. Or, hey, what about more shopping? Or, you know what, I don't have to do anything.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Shower, relax, maybe read more? It's hard to decide. But tonight, I think I'm having another pizza. Don't judge me.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner, and More Down Time. Pizza has been ordered. Now time to actually read a book. The one problem has been resolved. The dripping pipe has been fixed!
Day 3: Departure & The Reality of Leaving
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Coffee, Packing, and a Moment of Sadness. Okay, time to go. Sigh. Packing is the most stressful thing. Coffee first!
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Final Breakfast & Farewell to Natomas. One last hotel breakfast – hopefully without any more plumbing issues. I'm actually going to miss this little hotel. Natomas, it was an experience.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Checkout & Airport Chaos. Seriously, what is it with airport security? I always forget something.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Journey Home. Flight time!
Overall:
This "itinerary" is less a rigid plan and more a guideline, a suggestion, a gentle nudge towards adventure. Expect the best, prepare for the worst, and embrace the delightful chaos of being human. And maybe, just maybe, I'll have a little more time to read my book this time. Or not. Who knows. That’s part of the fun!
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