Duluth's BEST Hotel? La Quinta Inn & Suites Review (Shocking!)
La Quinta Inn & Suites, Duluth: My Surprisingly… Okayish Stay (Plus, a LOT More Than You Bargain For)
Alright, folks, buckle up. You're about to embark on a wild ride, a journey into the heart of Duluth's… well, at least a hotel. We're talking La Quinta Inn & Suites, and let me tell you, my expectations were, shall we say, low. I'm a seasoned traveler, a connoisseur of the slightly-less-than-glamorous, and I approached this stay with the same optimism I reserve for airline food: prepared for disappointment. But guess what? La Quinta… surprised me. More on that later.
First Impressions & the Maze of Accessibility:
Okay, let's get real. My primary concern, as always, is Accessibility. I need those answers now. Getting around Duluth can be a challenge in itself, and I wanted to know if the hotel was going to throw another wrench in the works.
- Wheelchair accessible? Yep, a big checkmark here. Ramps, elevators, the whole shebang. Feeling good so far.
- Accessibility: It looks like they've put some serious thought into this one. They've got Facilities for disabled guests listed, and the descriptions elsewhere confirm it.
- Elevator: Crucial for navigating a multi-story hotel!
- Check-in/out: Contactless check-in/out might seem like a minor thing, but in this post-pandemic world, I appreciate the extra layer of safety (and efficiency!). Also, Check-in/out [express] - I'm ALL about getting to my room ASAP after a long drive.
The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly… Sanitary:
Let's talk Cleanliness and safety. This is huge for me, especially these days. I'm not asking for surgical cleanliness, but I am asking for a hotel that isn't actively trying to kill me.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: YES! This gives me a little peace of mind.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Solid. Shows they are trying.
- Hand sanitizer: Essential!
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Another big plus.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Okay, now we're talking serious commitment.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Okay, I'm impressed!
- Breakfast in room: This one caught my eye. More about this later
- Individually-wrapped food options: Smart thinking.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Good for everybody.
- Safe dining setup: Ok.
The Bedroom Bunker (or: My Oasis of Over-the-Top Amenities):
Okay, down to the nitty-gritty: the rooms. Here's where La Quinta really surprised me. The "available in all rooms" list is long. Let me tell you about my room, room 324, and the overwhelming choices.
- Non-smoking? Thank you, dear lord! This is a MUST.
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Alarm clock: Check. I'm old school.
- Bathtub: Ok, ok…
- Blackout curtains: Yes! I can't sleep with light peeking in.
- Closet: You betcha.
- Coffee/tea maker: A godsend in the morning.
- Complimentary tea: Bonus points!
- Daily housekeeping: A double-edged sword. I appreciate a clean space, but I also hate being disturbed.
- Desk: Perfect for getting some work done, not that I did.
- Extra long bed: Excellent for taller people
- Free bottled water: Always welcome. Gotta stay hydrated
- Hair dryer: So important!
- In-room safe box: Secure those valuables folks!
- Internet access – wireless: That's a must.
- Ironing facilities: I hate to iron, but good to have it.
- Laptop workspace: Cool!
- Linens: I hope clean. I bet they are.
- Mini bar: I didn't see one in my room.
- Mirror: Ok.
- On-demand movies: Always a nice option
- Private bathroom: Awesome!
- Reading light: Helpful
- Refrigerator: Crucial!
- Satellite/cable channels: I had to watch some TV!
- Seating area: Nice.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Now we're talking luxury
- Shower: Essential.
- Smoke detector: Always good to have.
- Sofa: Perfect for relaxing.
- Soundproofing: My neighbors were partying until 3 am. So not so much!
- Telephone: Do you have a phone in your room?
- Towels: Obviously.
- Visual alarm: Cool.
- Wake-up service: Essential.
- Wi-Fi [free]: They kept their word, and it works great.
- Window that opens: I love fresh air!
The Great Breakfast Mystery…And Other Dining Delights:
One of my favorite aspects to judge a hotel is its food. La Quinta, to its surprise, had a lot.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the classic hotel breakfast.
- Breakfast in room: This is what caught my attention!
- Breakfast takeaway service: This is very convenient.
- Asian breakfast: They do asian food?
- Buffet in restaurant: Again, yes.
- Coffee shop: Always handy.
- Restaurants: Ok!
- Room service [24-hour]: You've got my attention!
- Vegetarian restaurant: Cool!
The Amenities Abyss (Where Things Get Weird):
Okay, let's dive into the abyss of amenities. This is where things get interesting.
- Fitness center: Okay.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Cool.
- Sauna: Alright.
- Spa: OK now we're talking
- Steamroom: Oh!
- Massage: Are you kidding me?
- Bicycle parking: Ok.
- Car park [free of charge]: A huge plus in any city, especially one like Duluth.
- Car power charging station: Nice to see them forward-thinking.
- Concierge: Great for tourists.
- Currency exchange: Ok.
- Convenience store: Needed.
- Doorman: It seems they have a doorman.
- Air conditioning in public area: Good!
- Business facilities: For working people.
- Luggage storage: Essential.
- Safety deposit boxes: good.
- Terrace: Ok.
- Non-smoking rooms: Always good!
- Pets allowed unavailable: Very sad!
The Verdict: Okay, Maybe I'd Actually Stay Here Again…
Look, La Quinta Inn & Suites isn't the Ritz. But it's not trying to be. And honestly, for the price, the location, and the sheer volume of amenities (and the surprising cleanliness), it's a solid choice. It's not amazing, it's not perfect, but it's perfectly fine. And sometimes, fine is exactly what you need. So, yeah, I'd stay here again. Just… maybe bring some earplugs. And a strong opinion about hotel breakfasts. 6.9/10.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your polished, picture-perfect travel blog. This is me, attempting to wrangle a trip to Duluth, Minnesota, from the gloriously… messy… confines of my own brain. And we're starting at the La Quinta Inn & Suites. Let's do this.
Operation: Duluth Delight (or, How I Survived a Weekend in the Northland, Maybe)
Day 1: Arrival, Dread, and a Surprisingly Decent Pool (The La Quinta Pre-Game)
- 1:00 PM: Alright, arrival at the La Quinta. Honestly? Fine. It looked like a La Quinta. You know the drill. Beige. Clean. The faint, almost offensive, smell of industrial cleaner trying to mask the ghost of a thousand lukewarm breakfasts. Check-in was… functional. The woman at the desk had that weary, seen-it-all look that screams "I've dealt with worse than you." Honestly, I empathize. She seemed to know the drill.
- 1:30 PM: Room check! Okay. The room is… adequate. Two queen beds. Looks clean enough, I guess. My inner germaphobe is screaming silently, but I'm choosing to ignore him for now. (Later update: I did notice a suspicious stain on the carpet. But, you know, gotta pick your battles. I think. Maybe.)
- 1:45 PM: Unpack. Or, attempt to unpack. I’m a chronic over-packer, which is a fancy way of saying I brought half my closet. I'm already regretting the boots. This isn't exactly a fashion show in Duluth, is it?
- 2:30 PM: The pool. And this, my friends, is where things get interesting. Because, after the initial room inspection and what feels like an eternity of driving, I was craving some decompression therapy. The pool area? Remarkably… pleasant! Warm water, a decent-sized pool, and, crucially, NO screaming kids. (Score!) I grabbed a towel and just… sat. For a solid hour, I just existed in the lukewarm embrace of that chlorine-infused bliss. I even managed to read a few chapters of my book! Pure. Bliss. I could almost believe I was on vacation.
- 4:00 PM: A walk. Time to actually leave the hotel and see what Duluth is about.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. Ate at a nearby restaurant. The food wasn't mind-blowing, but I was starving and the beer was cold. So, success.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the La Quinta. Netflix, fuzzy socks, and a desperate attempt to ward off the encroaching loneliness of a solo trip.
Day 2: Canal Park Chaos, Aerial Lifts, and Existential Ice Cream
- 9:00 AM: Wake up groggy. That lukewarm breakfast aroma I mentioned earlier? It's even more intense at 9am. Sigh. Coffee and a questionable waffle. Fueling up for… the day.
- 10:00 AM: Canal Park! The main touristy spot in Duluth. Okay, fine. It's actually…pretty. The lake stretches out endlessly. Ships! The smell of the water is amazing. I took a bunch of obligatory pictures.
- 10:30 AM: The Aerial Lift Bridge. This thing is iconic! I watched the bridge lift for a ship to pass. I then stood there and watched several boats pass. It actually was pretty cool. I ended up getting really interested in the whole thing. What's it like being one of the bridge operators? Do they get bored? Do they have a secret button that makes the bridge do a little jig on Thursdays? I need answers!
- 11:30 AM: Walking around the shops. There's a lot of touristy stuff that I definitely did not need.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. A simple sandwich at a cafe next to the Canal. I decided I wasn't really that hungry.
- **2:00 PM: **The Perfect Moment! This is it. I'm going to dive into the one thing that makes me happy. Ice cream. Finding the perfect flavor, the perfect place, the perfect bite. I went to a place called "Love Creamery". The aroma of waffle cones was enough to make my mouth water. I stood there for a good ten minutes, agonizing over the flavors, before settling on a scoop of salted caramel and a scoop of mint chip. (You could say I'm a simple woman.) The first bite? *Heaven*. The perfect balance of salty, sweet, and cool. For a fleeting moment, all the imperfections of the day, the little annoyances, the loneliness, they all faded away. It was pure joy. And then… the ice cream started to melt. And I had to eat it faster. The fleeting moment was over, and I was back to reality. But it was gorgeous while it lasted.
- 3:00 PM: Back to the La Quinta. Maybe I need to lie down.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. I am eating by myself. I like it.
- 9:00 PM: Another round of Netflix and fuzzy socks.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Smell of Chlorine
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. More of the same, although I'm starting to resent that questionable waffle even more. Packing up. Sigh.
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute walk around the hotel area.
- 11:00 AM: Check-out. Goodbye, La Quinta. You were… a place.
- 11:30 AM: And now, the long drive home.
Reflections (Because I'm Forced To):
So, Duluth. It was… something. A mix of pleasant surprises, mild disappointments, and a whole lot of time spent alone with my own thoughts. The pool? Unexpected highlight. The ice cream? Absolutely worth it. The questionable waffle? May forever haunt my dreams.
Would I go back? Probably. But next time, I'm bringing a better book, waterproof boots, and a plan to find the secret bridge-jig button. And maybe, just maybe, I'll try to be a little less messy… Yeah, right.
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La Quinta Duluth: My Brain-Dump of a Review (Brace Yourselves!)
Alright, let's cut the crap: Was La Quinta Duluth actually good?
Okay, okay, deep breath. Depends on your definition of "good," honestly. If "good" means "perfectly sterile hotel room with flawless everything," then... no. Absolutely not. If "good" means "a cleanish place to crash after a day of exploring the beautiful Split Rock Lighthouse, with a decent free breakfast and the potential for a hilarious story," then... maybe. I'd lean towards maybe. But it's a *maybe* with a whole lotta baggage, let me tell you. We're talking baggage I had to shuffle past in the hallway. (More on that later.)
The room – tell me everything! The good, the bad, and the possibly haunted…
Okay, so the room. It was... a room. You know? Like, *a* room. It had a bed. A king-sized bed! Score! (Until you realize the mattress has seen better days... and probably at least three different eras.) The sheets *looked* clean, which is a huge win, right? A small desk, a TV (which mostly worked, sometimes – more on *that* later). The bathroom was… functional. Let's leave it at that. The water pressure was *okay*. Not Niagara Falls, but not a dribble. I think. Now, here’s a gem: One of the lamps had a flickering bulb. And I swear, every time I tried to read, it was like it was trying to communicate in Morse code. Seriously, it went like this: dot-dash-dot-dot… sleep? Dot-dot-dash… hungry? Yeah, it was weird. Oh, and the air conditioning? Loud! Really loud! Like, "trying to cover up the noises of the hallway" loud.
Let's talk about the hallway "baggage"...what happened out there?!
Okay, this is where things get… interesting. Picture this: you're walking down the hallway, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, excited about your trip to the Aerial Lift Bridge, right? Then, boom! Right outside our room, there was a literal pile of… stuff. Trash bags? Broken luggage? I genuinely couldn't tell. It was like someone had decided to remodel their entire life, right there in the hallway. I almost tripped over a half-eaten bag of chips. Honestly? The whole thing was a little unsettling. It made me question everything. Was this the *back* entrance to the hotel? Was I in some bizarre reality show? I don’t know, it just felt … off. I'd like to think the hotel staff were very busy.
Breakfast – the make-or-break moment. Was it edible?
Alright, breakfast. The holy grail. The free food that either makes or breaks your entire hotel experience. And… it was fine. Seriously. Fine. They had the usual: waffles. Not *amazing* waffles, mind you. But edible. Cereal. The kind that gets soggy in approximately 2.5 seconds. Yogurt. Fruit (looking a little tired, if I’m honest.) And… the most terrifyingly artificial scrambled eggs I've ever encountered. They were all bright yellow and suspiciously… perfect. I think they survived a nuclear blast. I skipped the eggs. I went for the waffles. At least they had syrup! And coffee, which was desperately needed. So, overall, breakfast was a solid "meh." But hey, it was free. And it kept me going until lunch, which is… a win.
The Staff - Were they helpful? Did they care?
This one is a mixed bag. The front desk crew was… well, present. They were polite, if a little… stressed. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Like they have to deal with an ongoing problem. I did see a nice housekeeper cleaning the room and asking us if we need something, and she seemed genuinely friendly. So, some good. Some not so good. It felt like they were doing the best they could.
Okay, the TV. You mentioned it was… interesting. Elaborate!
Oh, the TV. This deserves its own paragraph, maybe a novella. The first night, it worked… somewhat. Fuzzy reception, channels dropping in and out like a teenage romance. The second night? Forget it. It was all static. Just a snowy screen of disappointment. I tried everything. Remote control ninja moves. Praying to the gods of cable. Nothing. I'm convinced there's a gremlin in the wall that enjoys messing with the signal. I considered calling the front desk, but I was already tired, and I knew the struggle and pain it would make me feel. I ended up reading a book, which was probably a good thing. But still… a working TV is a basic expectation!
The Location – How was it for seeing the sights?
Actually, the location was pretty good! It was easy to get to the main roads, and from there, it was a relatively short drive to most of the Duluth attractions. The Aerial Lift Bridge was close, the lake was visible, and there were restaurants nearby. So, location? Definitely a plus. That’s about the only thing that was a definite plus.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Hoo boy… that’s a tough one. Honestly? Given the… *experiences*… probably not. Unless I was on an extremely tight budget, and there were no other options. There is a slight chance I would. But that is after making sure the hallway is baggage-free, the TV (hopefully) functions, and the scrambled eggs are, like, actually eggs. If I was desperate, I *might*. But I’d be bringing my own pillow, my own air freshener, and maybe a hazmat suit, just in case. Actually, I wouldn't, I have standards, I'm not going back unless there is a huge discount. But hey, if you're looking for a budget-friendly adventure and a story to tell, La Quinta Duluth (at least, my experience at it) might just be the place for you! And who knows, maybe you'll have a better experience than me. Maybe you'll become best friends with the gremlin in the wall. Wouldn't that be something?
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