Miami's HOTTEST Suites: Fortune House Hotel Awaits!
Miami's Hottest Secret? Fortune House Hotel Review: Where Luxury Meets… Well, Almost Everything! (With a Few Surprises)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind stay at Miami's Fortune House Hotel, and let me tell you, it was a trip. Forget those perfectly manicured hotel reviews, because this is the real deal, warts and all. We're talking sunshine, cocktails, and the occasional minor hiccup – all seasoned with a hefty dose of Miami heat.
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First Impressions: The Shiny Facade & the "Almost" Perfect Elevator
Pulling up to the Fortune House, you get that classic Miami vibe - sleek, modern, and radiating "I've got money" energy. The exterior is slick, with a gorgeous view of the bay - this is where the "OMG, Instagrammable" moments start. Right away, the valet guys were super helpful and friendly – a definite plus after battling Miami traffic.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly…
Okay, let's get real. I'm a stickler for accessibility, and while Fortune House tries to cater, it’s not entirely a slam dunk. The wheelchair access is generally good, with ramps and elevators readily available. The elevators, however, were a bit of a story. One of them decided to take an extended siesta during my stay. One of the elevators worked the whole time, but it was a wait. Elevator, be warned.
- On-site accessibility: I saw what they had on offer, but not enough for a strong "yes" or "no" answer. I think the on-site dining is accessible, but I didn't spend enough time to say for certain.
- Rooms: I didn't get a chance to visit an accessible room, but the website claims they offer them. Definitely double-check and confirm before booking if you need one.
Rooms: Luxe Living with a Touch of… "Character"
My room? Stunning. We are talking Available in all rooms: "Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra-long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor (I loved this!), In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens."
The views were killer, the bed was ridiculously comfortable, and the bathrobes were the real deal. But here's a confession…there was one tiny cosmetic issue. There was a slight crack in the bathroom tile. Tiny. But you know when these sorts of things start to grate?
Internet: Wi-Fi Nirvana (Mostly)
Thank goodness for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That's a lifesaver. The signal was strong, and I could happily stream movies and catch up on work. But I was a bit bummed that the in-room Internet [LAN] wasn't set up for the old-school experience.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (and Sometimes, the Wallet)
Alright, let's talk food! The Fortune House boasts some solid dining options. The restaurants were great. The Poolside bar was perfect for sunset cocktails. They had a Coffee shop for my morning caffeine fix (essential!), and the Snack bar was a lifesaver. (The Asian cuisine was excellent).
- The Breakfast [buffet]: Look, buffets are always a bit hit-or-miss. The one here was decent (the Asian breakfast was the standout!), but nothing that'll blow your mind. I would have appreciated more options for Vegetarian guests.
- The Bar: The bar staff was fantastic. The cocktails were strong. The prices…well, this is Miami, so prepare to open your wallet. But hey, a girl's gotta treat herself, right?
- Room Service: I was exhausted one night and succumbed to the siren song of **Room service [24-hour]. The food wasn't terrible, but I *did* get hit with a serious delivery charge.
- Alternative Meal Arrangements: They seemed happy to accommodate special requests.
- Desserts in Restaurant: The desserts were delectable, but I had to be strong.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams & Fitness Center Fails?
Okay, let's talk relaxation. This is where Fortune House really shines.
- The Spa: Oh. My. Goodness. The Body scrub had my skin glowing. The Sauna was amazing. The Massage was heavenly. The Spa/sauna experience was a full-body reset. I spent hours there, escaping the Miami heat and the occasional elevator drama.
- Swimming Pool: The Swimming pool was a beautiful. The Pool with view was spectacular.
- Fitness Center: While I was there, I saw the Fitness center but didn't use it.
- The Steamroom: I did not encounter the Steamroom, and I'm bummed I missed it.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Secure (Most of the Time)
- Anti-viral cleaning products was wonderful.
- Daily disinfection in common areas.
- Hand sanitizer was everywhere. I even saw a First aid kit.
- Rooms sanitized between stays, and Staff trained in safety protocol.
- The Security [24-hour] made me feel safe.
- Safety/security feature.
- Smoke alarms, and Fire extinguisher made the hotel feel safe.
- CCTV in common areas, and CCTV outside property are the right move these days.
- The Exterior corridor was not an issue for me.
- Smoke alarms, Fire extinguisher, and Safety/security feature made the hotel feel safe.
I have to say, they seemed to take their Cleanliness and safety seriously. The staff were always super-friendly and helpful, and I felt safe and secure the entire time.
Services & Conveniences: From Concierge to Convenient Store
- Concierge: They were great at helping with reservations and recommendations.
- Cash withdrawal: Nice to have on site.
- Convenience store: Great for grabbing snacks and essentials.
- Daily housekeeping: The room was always immaculate.
- Elevator be damned.
- Facilities for disabled guests: See Accessibility section.
- Invoice provided was appreciated.
- Laundry service was a lifesaver.
- Luggage storage made check-out easy.
- Meeting/banquet facilities, and Meetings seemed well set up.
- On-site event hosting, and Outdoor venue for special events are cool.
- Smoking area, and Non-smoking rooms were available.
- Business facilities seemed sufficient.
The Nitty Gritty: Beyond the Shiny Surface
- Pets allowed unavailable/Pets allowed: Didn't see any pets during my stay, so I can't comment on the pet-friendliness.
- Getting Around: I used the Car park [free of charge] and found it easy enough.
My Verdict: Worth the Trip (With a Few Caveats)
Honestly? I'd go back. Despite the minor annoyances (elevator, the occasional cracked tile), the Fortune House Hotel offers a truly luxurious experience. The spa alone is worth the price of admission.
The Good: Stunning rooms, incredible spa, a great location, friendly and helpful staff, and super clean.
The Not-So-Good: Elevator woes, accessibility could be improved, the occasional "Miami Price Tag."
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars! Definitely check it out, but go in with realistic expectations. And maybe pack your own patience for those elevator waits!
Banning's Best Kept Secret: Days Inn & Casino Fun!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your perfectly polished travel blog entry. This is real life, Florida edition, baby. My itinerary for a stay at the Fortune House Hotel Suites in Miami? Let's just say it's more "suggestion box" than "rigid plan." Here goes, and please, forgive the inevitable train wrecks of thought…
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Quest for Decent Coffee
- 1:00 PM: Landing, Luggage, and Literal Sweat. Okay, so Miami. I thought I was prepared. I packed all the "essentials" - sunscreen, a ridiculously large hat, and a book I definitely wouldn't read. But the first blast of humidity at the airport? It slapped me in the face like a wet, salty dishrag. My carefully coiffed hair immediately became a frizzy, desperate mess. Finding my luggage was a battle against a sea of rollers and equally frazzled travelers. Then, there was the cab ride. Let's just say the driver's taste in music was… questionable. And the way he drove? Let's just say I saw my life flash before my eyes at least twice.
- 2:30 PM: Check-In Chaos, or the Art of the "Suite" Surprise. Fortune House, here we are! The lobby is surprisingly chic. Minimalist, kind of Zen. I'm already thinking, "Yeah, I could totally live here." Then, the check-in. "Your suite is ready!" The clerk, bless her heart, sounded like she'd repeated the phrase a million times. I'm picturing a spacious oasis, you know, like the pictures. Reality? Well, it was nice, perfectly adequate… and the "city view" was a slightly obstructed view of another building. Okay, fine. Minor detail. I'm exhausted. The suite is pretty.
- 3:00 PM: The Coffee Catastrophe. Okay, this is where things went south. Hotel coffee? Usually, it's a gamble. This was a losing lottery ticket from the get-go. Bitter, weak, and vaguely… metallic. My caffeine-starved brain couldn't handle it. This immediately kicked off the quest for a decent cup of coffee. Wandering around the streets, I asked people, but every suggestion led to another dead end. Finally, after like an hour, I stumbled upon a small cafe. The espresso was pure, dark heaven. Crisis averted! This cafe is the real deal, people. Take note, I might be camping out here.
- 4:00 PM: First Impressions of Brickell and Wander Lust! The hotel's located in Brickell, and it's immediately obvious that this area is the heart of Miami. Wandering around, it's all glitzy high-rises, sleek shops, and more perfectly sculpted people than I could count. The vibe is undeniably cool, but also a little intimidating. I felt like a tourist clomping around in my slightly-too-casual clothes. But! Brickell is gorgeous with buildings made of glass. I already want to live here. I also see a lot of people working, so I guess that's the trade-off for being successful.
- 6:00 PM: Happy Hour Hysteria and Shrimp-Induced Gratitude. The Fortune House has a rooftop pool. The view… stunning. But instead of swimming, I saw a deal about happy hour, and I needed a drink. I found a spot in the hotel and ordered a margarita. It was strong. Too strong, perhaps. But it loosened me up. And then, the appetizers arrived, the shrimp. Grilled, succulent perfection. It was the first real moment of pure joy. I suddenly felt grateful for everything. Even the slightly-below-par city view.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner Deliberations (and the Internet's Dark Side). I really wanted to try a specific restaurant. But the internet lied to me. It led me to a place that had, like, three reviews, all of which seemed fake. Avoid. So, I went back to the plan, which was pretty much: "wing it." Found a place with outdoor seating, overlooking Biscayne Bay. The food was okay. The company (me, myself, and I) was excellent. I'm starting to think I should just travel solo from now on.
Day 2: Art, Ocean, & the Existential Dread of a Souvenir Shop
- 9:00 AM: Wake Up, and Remember Coffee is Life. Back to the cafe… The barista already knows my order. Bless his heart.
- 10:00 AM: Art Deco Pilgrimage. I needed to see the Art Deco. I'd heard it was a must-do. I took an uber to South Beach. The pastel colours slapped me in the face… in a good way! The buildings are cute, the streets are busy. I'm not sure if I'm in love or not, but I will say that the architecture is really, really cool.
- 12:00 PM: Ocean Bliss… And Seagull Assault. South Beach, itself. The sand was perfect, the waves were inviting. For about five glorious minutes, I was one with the universe. Then, the seagulls. Suddenly, I'm fending them off, because they're the world's most entitled birds. The ocean was the best, though. The blue, the sun, the sense of endlessness. I needed it.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch and the Culinary Rollercoaster. Found a little cafe across from the beach. I ordered some fish tacos – because, Miami. The fish was delicious, but the service was… slow. Really, really, really slow. This is starting to feel like a theme. But the people-watching was top-notch (the shirtless guys trying to impress the ladies, the families building sandcastles, the Instagrammers…ugh.)
- 3:00 PM: The Souvenir Shop Abyss. I hate souvenir shops. They’re a black hole of tacky plastic and overpriced junk. But because of promises, I entered. It was as bad as I remember. I escaped with a t-shirt. I regret everything.
- 5:00 PM: Back to Brickell. Back to the hotel. I'm tired, and I'm getting sunburnt. I go back to the rooftop pool
- 6:00 PM: Dinner in Comfort. I tried the hotel's restaurant. I'll be honest, I didn't have high hopes. But it was delicious. The meal I ordered was the best I've had this trip. Service this time was fast and attentive.
- 7:00 PM: Sunset Reflection. I watched the sunset from my suite… and, you know what? The view wasn't so bad after all. Maybe I could live in this building. Just kidding.
Day 3: Spontaneity, Regret, and the Airport Blues
- 9:00 AM: Coffee, Again. Seriously. It's a life-sustaining ritual at this point.
- 10:00 AM: Last Minute Brunch! Time for brunch. I found a place, but the wait was over an hour. Not a good way to start the day. I decided to take my chances and ordered food in the hotel room and relaxed.
- 11:00 AM: Packing Panic. The "packing" I'd planned to do over the last two days? Nope. I was a disaster. Now I'm throwing things into my suitcase, muttering about how I always over-pack.
- 12:00 PM: The Airport Shuffle. The airport is hectic, and I'm tired. The flight back home is delayed. I feel like I've had a vacation from my vacation, which is still better than my life back home.
- 1:00 PM: Looking Back… Miami was a whirlwind. Messy, imperfect, and full of moments I'll never forget. Would I do it again? Absolutely. But next time, I'm packing more coffee, and less… well, less of everything.
Reflections:
- The Good: The shrimp. The coffee (eventually). The ocean. The Art Deco buildings. The rooftop pool views. The sheer energy of the city. The fact that I actually got out of my comfort zone.
- The Less-Good: Hotel coffee. The airport. The seagulls. The souvenir shop. The slight feeling of being an outsider in a city of beautiful, perfect people.
- The Takeaway: Travel is messy. It's chaotic. It's full of unexpected joys and minor disasters. And that's exactly what makes it worthwhile. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a decent cup of coffee. And, maybe, plan my next adventure.
Fortune House Hotel: Expect the Unexpected (And Pray For a Good View!) - An FAQ... Kinda.
Okay, spill the tea! Is Fortune House REALLY as "HOT" as the brochure makes it sound?
Let's talk rooms! What's the vibe? Are they HUGE like the pictures?
The Pool! Is it the Insta-worthy oasis everyone raves about?
What about the food situation? Restaurants nearby, or am I doomed?
Okay, but the *service*? Are the staff nice? Do they, you know, *care*?
Anything else I should know before I book? Hidden fees? Pesky things?
So, would you go back? Or is it a hard pass?
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