Escape to Denver: Aurora's BEST Extended Stay Suites Await!
Escape to Denver: Aurora's BEST Extended Stay Suites? Let's Get Real.
Okay, folks, buckle up. This isn't your sanitized, brochure-perfect travel review. This is me, your sleep-deprived, coffee-dependent, slightly-neurotic correspondent, wrestling with my laptop after a recent – and extended – stay at "Escape to Denver: Aurora's BEST Extended Stay Suites Await!" (cue dramatic music). Let's peel back the layers, shall we?
Accessibility & Safety: The Basics Matter (Mostly)
Right off the bat, gotta give props for the accessibility. They say it's wheelchair-accessible, and from my cursory glance, it seemed to be. Elevators (a godsend, especially when hauling luggage after a 12-hour drive – more on that later), and supposedly accessible rooms. I didn't personally need one, but it's comforting to know the option is there. On the safety front – a real must these days – they've got the usual suspects: CCTV (everywhere, practically watching you eat your breakfast burrito), fire extinguishers, smoke alarms. Felt… adequately safe, I guess? The staff seemed pretty well-trained in safety protocols, which is always a plus. The sanitizing situation? Well… they claim "professional-grade sanitizing services" and "rooms sanitized between stays." I hope so. I saw a lot of hand sanitizer, which is reassuring.
Food, Glorious Food (And the Occasional Letdown)
Okay, this is where things get interesting. The dining situation is… complex. On paper, it sounds fantastic: "Restaurants," "Poolside bar," "Room service [24-hour]," "Coffee shop," "Breakfast [buffet]," the works! In reality… well, it's a mixed bag.
The "Asian breakfast" sounded intriguing. I envisioned steaming bowls of pho, fluffy bao buns, and maybe even a dragon fruit smoothie. Nope. More like… lukewarm rice porridge, some questionable sausage, and a sad-looking piece of toast. I'm being harsh, I know. But breakfast is critical for me. It sets the tone for the day. And this? It set the tone for a mild disappointment. The coffee, thankfully, was passable.
The "Poolside bar"? Looked promising. I imagined myself, lounging by the pool, sipping a margarita as the Denver sun beat down. The reality? Slightly sticky chairs, a limited menu, and a server who looked as though she'd rather be anywhere else. The margarita itself was fine, though! The "international cuisine" at the restaurant was decent enough. Nothing earth-shattering, but edible.
But, the 24-hour room service? GOLD. Absolute, solid GOLD. After that grueling drive, slamming that food into my face with a movie was pure bliss. That and the complimentary bottle of water!
Internet, Glorious Internet (Or at Least, Functional)
Thank goodness for the internet. Because, let's be honest, when you're on an extended stay, good Wi-Fi is a necessity. And they deliver here. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they brag. And it’s true! I could stream, I work, I binge-watch bad reality shows without a hitch. Thank god. Otherwise, I may have ended up going stir-crazy.
Relaxation & Recreation: More Miss Than Hit
"Fitness center," "Swimming pool [outdoor]," "Spa/sauna," "Pool with view"… They sell the dream. And, honestly, the pool looked inviting. But I'm not a pool person so never tried it. The gym, on the other hand… Let's just say it could use some… updating. The equipment was functional, but a bit dated. Felt like a gym circa 1998. No body scrubs, wraps or foot baths.
The Room: Home Away From Home (Kinda)
The rooms themselves were… adequate. Clean, which is the most important thing, and the bed was comfy enough. The "extra long bed" was a lifesaver, because I am tall. The "seating area" was nice, too. The "blackout curtains" are a must for a light sleeper. I slept like a log. The mini-bar? Overpriced, of course. The coffee maker was a standard. The hairdryer was pretty decent. The decor was… well, let’s call it “inoffensive.” Safe, but a bit… bland, like a blank canvas waiting for something to happen.
The Imperfections: Stuff That Grated My Gears
Okay, now for the quirks. The "daily disinfection in common areas" – I saw the staff wiping down surfaces, but… does it really need to be stated? It's 2024! The "staff trained in safety protocol"… well, I assume so, because they're there. The "car park [free of charge]" – Yes, and it’s a huge bonus.
The Verdict: Worth the Escape? (Maybe)
So, is "Escape to Denver" really an escape? Well, it depends on what you’re escaping from. If you're looking for absolute luxury and an experience that shatters expectations, this isn't it. It's not terrible. It’s fine. It's comfortable. It’s clean. The Wi-Fi is good. The room service is a lifesaver. The staff is helpful (mostly).
But the food could be better, and the amenities are adequate, but not all that.
So, would I recommend it for an extended stay? Yes, probably. (If you're reading this, and need a place to stay, and my recommendation, yes. It's good). The price is right. The location is convenient. And it’s… well, it’s a place to be. Just don't expect too much. Manage your expectations. Pack your own breakfast snacks. And most importantly, bring your own sense of humor.
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Ontario Airport Escape: Luxurious Comfort Inn & Suites Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Denver adventure. And by adventure, I mean surviving a few days at the Extended Stay America Select Suites - Denver - Aurora South (or "South Denver," as the locals probably sarcastically call it). Let's be real, the name alone sounds like a corporate robot designed it, but hey, it's a roof over my head, and for now, that's victory.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Fridge Fiasco (aka, "I Swear, Everything's Fine")
- 1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-In: Okay, so the first impression? Not exactly "wow." It’s…functional. Think beige, with a hint of desperation. The front desk lady, bless her heart, seems genuinely thrilled to not be dealing with a screaming toddler. "Welcome to South Denver!" she chirps. I swear, I can almost hear the tumbleweeds rolling past the entrance. Getting the key card, felt a pang of existential dread.
- 1:30 PM - Room Inspection & the Fridge From Hell: Alright, let's assess the damage. The carpet is…there. The bedspread looks like something my grandma would knit, if she knitted with sadness. And the fridge…that’s where the drama began. The fridge, my friends, is a beast. Doesn't cool properly; I had to call the front desk to get it fixed.
- An anecdote: I packed a whole watermelon, figuring, "Hey, hydration is key!" This fridge, though, decided to channel its inner volcano, spewing lukewarm air like a scorned dragon. That watermelon? By the next morning, it was effectively soup. I think I used this fridge to its full potential. Then I used it as a storage container for my drinks.
- 2:30 PM - Grocery Store Run & the Quest for Snacks: Need to go procure the essentials: water, beer, and some things of comfort food. The nearby King Soopers is a battlefield of stressed-out parents and people who look like they haven't seen sunlight in a decade. Wandering the aisles, I realize I’m officially a grown-up when I get genuinely excited about a good sale on chips. Grabbed some local Colorado beer, a bag of chips, and enough instant noodles to last a zombie apocalypse, just in case.
- 4:00 PM - Trying to Assemble the Couch: Yes, the couch is awful. No, I did not assemble it.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner Dilemma & the Glorious Discovery of Delivery: Faced with the existential dread of cooking in this…kitchen, I decided to embrace the modern world and order delivery. The options are…limited. Settled on a greasy pizza from a place called "Rocky Mountain Pizza" - hoping the name lived up to the hype. The pizza was about what you'd expect: edible, filling, and left me feeling slightly ashamed of my life choices.
- 8:00 PM - Evening Chill & Fighting the TV: The TV, naturally, is offering a limited selection of channels, half of them airing infomercials. After an hour of scrolling, I found a show about competitive hot dog eating. The existential dread returns.
- 9:00 PM - Attempted Sleep & the Sounds of South Denver: Trying to sleep. A symphony of sirens, distant car alarms, and whatever the hell is going on in the parking lot. "Welcome to South Denver," echoes the voice of the check-in lady.
Day 2: Downtown Denver & the Art of Avoiding Tourists (and My Own Feelings)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast & the Dread of Another Day: Woke up, made instant coffee, and stared out the window at the…beige. Breakfast was the last of the pizza. I'm starting to feel like a pioneer. This apartment is starting to feel like home.
- 9:00 AM - Embark on a mission for Downtown Denver: I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to look for - just something different! Hop on public transportation - and it's not as bad as I thought. One guy is staring intensely at his phone, the other is mumbling.
- 10:00 AM - Check Downtown Denver: I have to check the most famous sites downtown and avoid being a tourist. I ended up seeing the Denver Art Museum. I felt I'm the only guy not enjoying the scenery.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch in a weird restaurant: Saw a Mexican restaurant; I ate a huge burrito. After that, I found myself just walking around in the city. The pace of the city is quite good.
- 2:00 PM - The Colorado State Capitol Building: I walked to the building, admiring the sights, sounds, and people. I felt as though this journey was pretty good.
- 3:00 PM - Walking around Union Station: I felt pretty good about the building. After all the time, I'm starting to enjoy myself.
- 5:00 PM - Back to the Hotel, and the Dread of the Evening: After a long day, I decided to relax in my room: playing some games, and I decided to order dinner. I thought I'd go to sleep early.
- 7:00 PM - The Fridge Saga Continues: Yep, the fridge is still being a total diva. Half the water is lukewarm, the beer is barely chilled. Starting to develop a deep, personal vendetta against this appliance.
Day 3: Red Rocks & Existential Musings (and More Fridge Woes)
- 9:00 AM - Another Glorious Breakfast: Same drill as yesterday: instant coffee, staring out the window, feeling like a participant in some kind of bleak, avant-garde play.
- 10:00 AM - Red Rocks Amphitheatre: Finally, a highlight! The trip to Red Rocks is something else. It's just…breathtaking. The scale, the silence, the sheer rockiness of it all. It's like stepping onto another planet.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break: I found a park nearby and decided to eat there. Nothing fancy, just enjoyed the food and views.
- 2:00 PM - Back to South Denver, and the Fridge: I stared at the fridge, again. It's not working, so I need to call. I got to talking about life.
- 5:00 PM - Dinner & the Premature End of the Mission: I got some food for dinner, and I called it quits. I couldn't stand it anymore.
Day 4: Departure & the Bitter Sweet:
- 8:00 AM - Final Breakfast: Last act of defiance against the Beige Brigade.
- 9:00 AM - Check-Out & the Freedom Feeling: The check-out process was easy. I was happy to see the hotel from my rearview mirror.
- 10:00 AM - The Memories: Back to a normal life, back to normal. Did I enjoy it? Maybe not the rooms, but the travel was superb.
And that's the story, folks. A messy, imperfect, and sometimes frankly ridiculous trip to South Denver. Would I recommend the Extended Stay America? Well, it's…functional. Would I recommend getting out there, exploring Denver, and embracing the chaos? Absolutely. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find a decent burger. Wish me luck. And may your fridge always chill.
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Escape to Denver With a Bang! (Or... Maybe a Whimper? Let's See!) – FAQ Time!
Okay, okay, so "Escape to Denver: Aurora's BEST Extended Stay Suites Await!" sounds... optimistic. What *actually* sets you apart from the gazillion other places screaming for my money?
Alright, listen, I'm not gonna lie, "BEST" is a bold claim. Look, the market is *saturated*. But here's the deal – we're talking *extended stay*. That means we're not about the quickie tourists grabbing a weekend in a claustrophobic room and outta here. We're for the folks… well, the "folks" who need *time*. Maybe you're relocating for work? Maybe you're between houses (that's the WORST, by the way, living out of boxes and feeling like a migratory bird. Ugh!). Maybe you're just a free spirit who likes to chill out for weeks... or months. We give you *space*. And a kitchen. And… hopefully, some peace and quiet (though that depends on your neighbors, fingers crossed!).
I remember one guy, Mark, a software engineer. He was *miserable* at first. He had a room at some bland chain hotel and was *dying*. "I feel like I'm living in a shoebox!" he’d moan. He booked with us, and suddenly… he was grilling steaks on his balcony. He was actually COOKING! He looked... human again. It's the small things, ya know? The *kitchen*. Not just a microwave and a mini-fridge. Actual, real, freaking *kitchens*. Bless his heart. I think he even started wearing more colorful socks. Little victories.
Extended stay… how extended are we talking? Like, do I need to pack a suitcase and my sanity for *years*?
Ha! Years? (Unless you're running from something… in which case, *we don't ask*). No, we're not forcing you into a forced residency. We have a range! We do weekly, monthly, and even longer options. Mostly, we cater to like… a month maybe? or three? Sometimes longer, but it's flexible. This is where I start to get a little lost, honestly. There’s a LOT of different packages and rates and they change and I'm terrible with the details. But trust me, you can book short term and extend if you like it. Or not. You're not chained to the place. We're not evil overlords (yet).
My advice? Call us. We'll get you set up. I'm better at talking than listing all the dates and rates I'm not exactly sure about. Plus, I love a good chat. I mean, I'm *here* talking to you now, aren't I?
What's the Wi-Fi situation? Because if I can't stream cat videos while I suffer through my temporary living arrangement, I'm out.
Okay, okay, this is important! Nobody wants buffering hell. We have Wi-Fi. It's… decent. It's not going to win any awards, and if you're planning to host a global gaming tournament, maybe bring your *own* super-duper network. But we're talking reliable enough to allow for important things. Important things! Like streaming endless cat videos. Video calls with family. Working (though I can't exactly help you with *that*). I mean, look, Wi-Fi is a BASIC NEED in this day and age. Consider it a right, not a privilege. So yes, it works. Mostly.
I had a customer, Sarah, who's job depended on it. It was a constant source of anxiety that she kept having to restart their router over and over again - she was worried about clients and deadlines, and I can tell you that it added plenty of unnecessary stress to her life. Turns out, the connection wasn't *great* at peak times, but it was fast enough to deal with daily tasks and basic video calls. I mean, she got the job! She was even able to watch her usual movies without the dreaded buffering. She was thrilled. And that's the goal, yeah?
Are they suites? What does that even *mean* in the hotel world? I'm picturing a tiny, windowless room with a slightly larger bed and a sofa that has seen better decades.
Okay, first, I *feel* that sofa. I've seen some terrible sofas in my time. No, we're *suites*. That means... it's a bit bigger than your standard… shoebox. Okay? You're talking separate living areas and bedrooms. Sometimes a full kitchen. And… windows! (Unless you get extremely unlucky, which, let's be honest, can happen in life). We're talking breathing room, people. Actual space to, oh I don't know, *breathe*. I mean, you're not gonna be hosting a gala in the living room, but you could probably do a yoga class. Or maybe even a *small* dance party.
And the kitchens! I've already raved about them, right? Because they're *essential*. I'm talking a fridge that can actually hold more than a Diet Coke and a lonely apple. They're not all built the same. Some are better than others. Some have dishwashers. Some don't. But every single one beats that sad microwave/mini-fridge combo of a regular hotel room. I'd fight for a good kitchen at this point - it would make all the difference!
What's the *location* like? Aurora is… well, it's *there*. What's nearby? Am I trapped in a beige wasteland for the duration of my booking?
Okay, Aurora. Look, it's not downtown Denver. It's… suburban. But that's not always a bad thing! It's quieter, generally speaking. And we're strategically placed! Near *stuff*. Not necessarily the most *glamorous* stuff, mind you. But practical stuff! Grocery stores. Drug stores. Decent restaurants. (Trust me, I know where the good burritos are, and I'm not sharing… unless you ask *nicely*). The actual address isn't too far from public transport and easy highway access. So you can drive to the mountains! Or into Denver proper! You can escape the beige! The potential is there!
I have this one story, this guy, Bob. Bob was a grump. He hated everything. He moved to Aurora for a job, and he was convinced he'd hate it there and in our suites. He just walked around muttering under his breath about how terrible everything was. Until… he discovered a *really good* ramen place a few blocks away. Seriously! It was all he talked about! The *ramen*! It was a complete personality transplant, I swear. He even started smiling. He ended up staying for six months. So, yes, the location matters. The ramen, in Bob's case, mattered *most*. And trust me, it's good ramen. Find your own secret sauce!
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