Miami's Hottest Hotel? The Deco, Sonder Hotel's Secret Revealed!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the sultry, sun-drenched, and sometimes slightly chaotic world of The Deco, a Sonder Hotel. This isn't your grandma's perfectly polished travel blog; this is my experience, warts and all, with a healthy dose of Miami heat.
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Arrival: The Miami Minute & An Unexpected Elevator Adventure (Access & Services)
Alright, so picture this: You roll off the plane, Miami air smacks you in the face (seriously, it's like being wrapped in a warm, humid hug), and you’re buzzing to get to your hotel. This is where The Deco claims to shine. The claims are true, on the entrance level, there's a nice ramp. So far, so good. Check-in/out [express] that could be a life saver, and yes, I'm here for the Contactless check-in/out, anything that minimizes me interacting with real-life humans while I'm still recovering from travel is my jam.
Then… the Elevator, here's the kicker. You assume as it states Elevator exists, that Facilities for disabled guests are available. What you DON'T assume is that the elevator, is, shall we say, intimate. Now, I'm not a giant, but fitting in, along with a wheelchair… it was a tight squeeze. The buttons were low enough, but it's worth noting, this isn't the most spacious lift. Okay, quick note, I'm going to be using accessibility to include, not exclusive wheelchair usability and that can be a big factor for people.
The exterior, the art deco facade, the whole aesthetic – it's pure Miami. And it screams, ‘Instagram me!’ which, let's be honest, is half the reason we travel these days.
Rooms: Chic, But Watch Out for the 'Extra'
The room itself? Pretty darn stylish. I felt it needed better lighting, but the Non-smoking rooms were a plus. Air conditioning in rooms – check! Air conditioning in public area - Check! Amenities Available in all rooms as the features list, it's true. Hair dryer was a decent one. Free Wifi was a godsend.
The complimentary tea was a nice touch, and Complimentary tea in addition to the Coffee/tea maker made for a perfect start to my day.
This is where I pause… and let out a frustrated groan. Room decorations were lovely. Mirror, Mirror everywhere. Mirror everywhere. Honestly, its like they forgot it wasn't a Couple's room and the decoration was a Proposal spot and so on!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Miami Munchies – Sometimes Hit, Sometimes Miss
Breakfast [buffet] or Breakfast service might have been a godsend, if there was something that truly impressed, but as I'll get to, it's not a total win. A la carte in restaurant. Ahh, Restaurants, yeah, there are some, but don’t go expecting a Michelin star experience.
The Poolside bar was a solid option. But the food… let’s just say, I was more impressed with the Bottle of water- though you'd likely need one after trying the cocktail list. Coffee shop was alright, for a quick morning pick-me-up.
The Spa & Relaxation: Ahh, The Promises of Bliss…
Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath – the whole gang's here! I was practically vibrating with anticipation. The Pool with view was absolutely beautiful. It was a truly fantastic experience, but the journey to get there was a bit of a trial.
Cleanliness & Safety: The COVID-19 Conundrum
I’m neurotic about cleanliness, especially these days. The Deco professed to be on top of things with Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. This may be a little more than a little skeptical, but I trusted it, and I didn't see anything that screamed "germ factory" so, good on you, The Deco.
For the Kids & Families…
I didn't see any, and I'm not sure how I'd feel if I met a kid. But that's just me.
Getting Around & Other Conveniences:
Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Taxi service – all present and accounted for. Miami traffic is a beast, so having options is a must.
The Verdict: The Deco - Worth the Hype? Maybe, But…
The Deco is a stylish hotel, oozing cool Miami vibes. It has some excellent features (the pool, the aesthetic, the location). However, I wouldn't say it's flawless. The accessibility is okay, the service is decent, and the dining, is, well, it's definitely there.
- The Good: The location, stylish rooms, some of the amenities (pool, spa), and the general vibe is undeniably Miami.
- The Could-Be-Better: Elevator size, inconsistent service, and the dining is a bit hit-or-miss.
- Overall: If you're looking for a trendy hotel in a great location, The Deco is worth considering. Just manage your expectations, and prepare for a little Miami chaos.
Things to consider:
- Budget: This isn't a budget hotel. Factor in the cost of dining, drinks, and potential add-ons.
- Accessibility Needs: Important to note, if you rely on a wheelchair or have mobility issues, confirm your needs before booking.
- Overall Vibe: Are you looking for a high-touch, pampering experience? This might not be it. Do you want to be cool, see and to be seen? Then, book.
Enjoy your trip!
Richmond Airport's BEST Kept Secret: Express Inn!
Okay, buckle up, Buttercup. This isn't your grandma's meticulously color-coded travel itinerary. This is a chaotic, glorious mess – just like me, and hopefully, just like the trip itself. We're heading to The Deco, Sonder Hotel by Marriott Bonvoy in Miami Beach. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of sun, sand, questionable decisions, and, hopefully, some actual relaxation.
The Deco Debacle: Miami Beach, Baby! (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Art Deco…and the Croquetas)
Day 1: Arrival & Initial Panic
- 10:00 AM: Flight lands! Okay, breathe. I hate flying. Every single time I make it onto the plane, and always wonder, "Why am I doing this?" After the plane touches ground, a rush of relief, then, the immediate, "Okay, where's my luggage?" Followed by the gut-wrenching "Did I leave my passport somewhere?" (Spoiler: I didn't…this time). The baggage claim conveyor belt is a slow-motion torture device. The anticipation is killer.
- 11:30 AM: Uber (hopefully) to The Deco. Praying the driver isn’t one of those who talks nonstop about their life savings invested in Bitcoin. I just want a quiet Uber, please! I do love the decor though.
- 12:30 PM: Check-in… fingers crossed! Hotel rooms, you guys. They can be so hit or miss. I’m praying for a balcony. Or at least a window that isn't facing a brick wall. God, please don't let this be one of those hotels where the air conditioning sounds like a jet engine taking off.
- 1:00 PM: Room is (relatively) decent. Yay! Let the unpacking begin! Ugh, I hate unpacking. But must get rid of that travel-weary feeling!
- 2:00 PM: First impressions of the neighborhood. Stroll towards the beach! Feeling the first rays of the Miami sun with a sense of excitement. The Art Deco architecture is genuinely stunning. I swear, I could spend hours just gawking at those pastel buildings. This city is so gorgeous!
- 2:30 PM: First bite! (THE CROQUETAS EXPERIMENT) Okay, I've been dreaming of Cuban food. Specifically, croquetas. I'm seeking out a local place (probably not the most "authentic" place…because I rarely find those). Going to order a mountain of them. I am a carnivore at heart. We're talking ham AND chicken croquetas. I have to see the difference between them; I have a list of places, all of them promising the world. This is pure trial and error, my friends. Because, you know, life is too short to be reasonable…
Day 2: The Beach and the Burning Sun
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in, or, attempt to sleep in. Miami sun will be calling. A bad habit.
- 10:00 AM: Beach-bound! Armed with SPF 50 (gotta protect this delicate skin, people!), a beach towel (of course I packed the wrong ones… too small!), and a book I'll probably never finish.
- 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM: Beach time! The ocean's calling! Sunbathing, people-watching (some of the best entertainment), and attempting to look glamorous whilst simultaneously sweating like a pig. This is where the good stuff happens. And I hate it when I forget to bring stuff.
- 3:00 PM: Time to head back. Take a shower (that is must after the beach).
- 4:00 PM: Afternoon walk through the Art Deco district. More gawking. Getting lost (probably intentionally).
- 6:00 PM: Drinks and people-watching at a beachfront bar. Rum & coke time! Or maybe a margarita. It depends on the weather.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. Trying a recommendation from a local. Hopefully, it's not a tourist trap. I have found the worst places. Seriously.
- 9:00 PM: Stroll, maybe a gelato.
- 10:00 PM: Back to the hotel for a movie and bed. Need energy for tomorrow.
Day 3: Culture Vulture…or maybe just a Vulture
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in, or, attempt to sleep in. Miami sun will be calling. A bad habit.
- 10:00 AM: Visit the Wynwood Walls. Ready for some street art? Prepare for Instagram overload!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch in Wynwood. Trying a food truck, maybe? Embracing the random.
- 1:30 PM: Heading over to the Art Deco Welcome Center. Learning about the neighborhood. The history! And the architecture! I love it!
- 3:00 PM: Taking a moment, back at the beach, and staring at the ocean.
- 5:00 PM: Happy hour time. Cocktails, maybe some apps. Let it be so.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner, maybe with a view. Exploring the neighborhood! Is there a spot I missed?
- 9:00 PM: Drinks and live music. Gotta experience the nightlife (it'll be short-lived).
Day 4: The Croquetas Chronicles – Part Deux and Goodbye (Or, “See You Later, Alligator!”)
- 9:00 AM: Sleep in… or, attempt.
- 10:00 AM: Head out for another croqueta mission. This time, I'm going to the place the bartender raved about! This could be either: A, the greatest decision of my life, or B, a culinary catastrophe. I will report back.
- 11:30 AM: Last-day shopping… maybe? Or just window shopping. I never know.
- 1:00 PM: Head back to the hotel and get ready for leaving.
- 2:00 PM: Final stroll on the beach.
- 3:00 PM: Head to the airport. Uber time!
- 4:00 PM: At the airport. Ugh. The airport…
- 5:00 PM: Departure! See you later, Miami!
Important Notes (and Ramblings):
- Flexibility is Key: Things will go wrong. Flights will be delayed. Restaurants will be closed. Embrace the chaos and try not to lose your mind. That is my life motto.
- Food: I'm a huge foodie. Be prepared for food-related tangents.
- Emotions: I wear them on my sleeve. There will be moments of joy, frustration, and sheer, unadulterated delight.
- Safety First (Mostly): Be aware of your surroundings. Don't do anything monumentally stupid.
- Packing List: I'm the worst packer ever. I'll inevitably forget something crucial (sunscreen? check. Toothbrush? Maybe not).
- Opinions: I have them. I will share them. Take them with a grain of salt (or a shot of tequila).
- The Croquetas are Serious Business: I'll keep you updated on the croqueta quest. I may even start a blog.
- Most importantly: Have fun. Live a little. And maybe, just maybe, try a croqueta.
The Deco, Sonder: Spill the Secrets! (Or, Why My Vacation Needs Therapy Now...)
Okay, So... Is The Deco *Actually* "The Hottest Hotel" or Just Clever Marketing?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this is where reality and Instagram filters violently collide. "Hottest?" Oof. Look, The Deco *is* undeniably stylish. Art Deco architecture? Check. Instagrammable pool? Double-check. But "hottest" implies some kind of effortless, flawless vibe, which is... well, let's just say my experience was more "hot mess express."
I mean, the vibe is definitely there. It's got that South Beach energy, you know? Like, everyone's tanned, the cocktails are flowing, and you *feel* like you're supposed to be living your best life. But it's a manufactured best life, built on a foundation of perfectly-arranged pool floats and the faint scent of chlorine. It's *almost* flawless. Almost.
Don't get me wrong, I'd go back. Probably. The location is killer, right in the thick of things. But be prepared to work a *little* harder to have fun than the influencers make it look.
What's the Deal with Sonder? They're Everywhere! Are They a Scam or What?
Sonder, Sonder, Sonder... They're like the Uber of hotels, right? Basically, they manage a bunch of properties, trying for a specific aesthetic and streamlined experience. No more wandering around the lobby wondering which "Susan" you're supposed to be looking for.
Is it a scam? Nah, probably not. Is it *perfect*? Definitely not with the whole Deco vibe. My experience at The Deco? Loved the room, hated waiting an hour for the key I had to pick up at a different building. Talk about a mood killer after a 5-hour flight. They promised a "contactless" experience; I got "constantly stressed" experience. And let's just say the customer service bot wasn't much help when the AC died at 3 AM. I think I got a response around 20 minutes later, but I was already well past the point of being a grumpy insomniac.
But hey, the beds were comfy. That counts for something, right? Still, manage your expectations. It's a good *concept* but the execution can be... well, let's say there's room for improvement.
How are the Rooms? Are They as Chic as They Look in Photos?
Okay, here's the truth bomb: The rooms are *mostly* as chic as they look in the photos. Emphasis on "mostly." Let's be realistic – photography is a magical art. It hides the chipped paint, the slightly mismatched art, and the *one* perfectly placed stain on the rug.
My room at The Deco? Gorgeous. Seriously. The Art Deco details were stunning. The bathroom? Sleek and modern. The balcony? Perfect for people-watching. However... the air conditioning, as previously mentioned... and the "fully stocked" mini-bar? Let's just say I'd already made two trips to Walgreens for a snack and some water before the first bottles were replenished. (Which took three hours!) So, yeah, chic, but not *perfectly* functional.
Also, the soundproofing? Nonexistent. Get ready to hear your neighbors' every giggle, argument, and late-night pizza order. Pack earplugs. Trust me.
The Pool! Tell me about the Pool!
Oh, the pool. The *promise* of the pool. Let me tell you a story... Upon arriving at the hotel for my long-awaited vacation, after checking in, unpacking, and going to the trouble of getting ready, my group eagerly made our way to the infamous pool. It looked heavenly. However, there was no room. "It's a popular spot," the front desk had said, but little did I know, it meant having to wait an hour before we could even *attempt* to sit down. And once we sat down? You better believe there was no room to move. We were practically sitting on each other!
It's beautiful sure, but also crowded. Think sardines in a can, but with more glitter and less...well, you get the idea. Forget about actually swimming; it's more of a bob-and-wave experience. Finding a place to park your towel is a competitive sport. The cocktails are delicious, though! Maybe over-priced, but delicious. And the vibe, when you *can* get near the water, is buzzing.
My advice? Go early. Like, sunrise early. Or be prepared to embrace the chaos and just... surrender. And maybe bring a snorkel, because you'll be sharing that pool with a *lot* of people.
Best Bars and Restaurants Near the Deco?
Okay, here's where The Deco actually *shines* - the location. You're in the heart of South Beach. Food and drinks are everywhere.
For drinks? Check out the rooftop bar at the hotel for the sunsets. Also, Wet Willie's for a crazy frozen beverage. If you're feeling fancy? The Versace Mansion is a must-see (even if you just gawk from the outside because the prices are *insane*).
For food? Oh, my god, the possibilities are endless. From casual Cuban sandwiches to fancy seafood, you'll never be short of options. Ask the desk, they'll know best. Just be prepared to walk. A lot.
Would You Recommend The Deco? Be Honest!
Ugh. This is the million-dollar question. After all the air-con drama and the Sardine Pool fiasco? Yes, I would. But with a *massive* caveat.
If you're looking for a perfectly polished, stress-free vacation, this might not be it. If you're someone who gets hangry easily, pack extra snacks and maybe a small therapist. If you're looking for that perfect, Instagram-worthy getaway, you might have to work for it.
However, if you embrace the chaos, the crowds, and the slightly-less-than-perfect experience, The Deco is fun. The location is great, the style is amazing, and you're in South Beach, baby! Just remember to lower your expectations just a *tiny* bit. You'll have a blast. (And maybe develop a minor drinking/therapy habit. But hey, you're on vacation!)
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