Norwich Courtyard Escape: Your Dream CT Getaway Awaits!
Norwich Courtyard Escape: My Messy, Wonderful (and Slightly Flawed) Connecticut Getaway - A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average cookie-cutter hotel review. I'm about to spill the tea – lukewarm, maybe, with a sprinkle of sugar (or maybe a whole damn packet) – on Norwich Courtyard Escape. They call it a "Dream CT Getaway," and well… they're not entirely wrong. But let's be honest, dreams have their awkward moments, right?
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First Impressions (and a Slight Panic Attack):
Pulling up, the Norwich Courtyard Escape does look… inviting. Nice exterior, ample parking (and free – always a win!). But the lobby? A little…sterile? Not cold, exactly, but more like a really well-dressed robot. Lots of modern lines, maybe a bit too polished. Reminded me of a fancy dentist's office, but thankfully, no drilling awaited.
Accessibility – The Good, The Okay, and The “Hmm…”
Right off the bat, they've got their stuff together with accessibility. Elevators everywhere, easy ramps, and clearly marked accessible rooms. Big thumbs up! They actually get it. The common areas are pretty darn navigable. I didn't personally need it, but seeing the effort made me genuinely happy.
Then comes the “Hmm…” The website says (and I double-checked) that their restaurants are on-site accessible. Well, I tried to find my way to the bar from the lobby and got a bit confused. I almost lost my way, but there was a helpful staff member. They said a specific lounge downstairs was accessible (that's the important part), but I still felt like I was playing a maze, or rather, in a maze. It's manageable, but perhaps a little more direction or signage wouldn't hurt.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars for effort, 3.5 for execution.
Rooms: Comfort Zone with a Side of "Overthinking the Pillows"
Okay, the rooms are nice. They're clean. They have that air conditioning blasting, making you feel like you’re entering a refrigerator. They have everything you'd expect. Let me list them here to show you how my scattered brain works:
- Available in All Rooms: Air conditioning (yep! Super important!), Alarm clock (who still uses those?!), Bathrobes (fluffy!), Bathroom phone (because you definitely need to call someone from the toilet), Bathtub (luxury!), Blackout curtains (bliss!), Carpeting (a little dated, but okay), Closet (hello, suitcase!), Coffee/tea maker (essential!), Complimentary tea (nice touch!), Daily housekeeping (appreciated!), Desk (functional!), Extra long bed (thank goodness!), Free bottled water (hydration!), Hair dryer (yep!), High floor (got a view!), In-room safe box (always a good idea!), Interconnecting room(s) available (handy for families!), Internet access – LAN (unnecessary for me!), Internet access – wireless (duh!), Ironing facilities (wrinkle-free!), Laptop workspace (work, work, work!), Linens (crisp!), Mini bar (tempting!), Mirror (checking myself out, as I should), Non-smoking (thank you!), On-demand movies (Netflix is superior), Private bathroom (thank GOD!), Reading light (good for late-night novel sessions!), Refrigerator (for leftovers!), Safety/security feature (important!), Satellite/cable channels (meh), Scale (don’t look, just don’t), Seating area (comfy!), Separate shower/bathtub (fancy!), Shower (needed!), Slippers (cozy!), Smoke detector (safety first!), Socket near the bed (lifesaver!), Sofa (optional), Soundproofing (bless!), Telephone (ancient), Toiletries (standard), Towels (fluffy!), Umbrella (Connecticut weather!), Visual alarm (thoughtful for safety!), Wake-up service (still using my phone), Wi-Fi free, Window that opens (important, even though I didn’t open it)
A little too much to list!!
I'm a sucker for a good pillow. These were… decent? I spent far too much time poking and prodding them, wondering if I should have brought my own. The blackout curtains were a godsend. Slept like a log. The room decorations were… fine. Not offensive. Not inspiring. Functionality over flair, it seems.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. Solid, reliable, and a good base camp for your Connecticut adventures.
The Spa – My Dream (and Possibly Wet) Adventure
Alright, let’s talk about the good stuff. The spa. Oh, sweet, sweet spa. The Norwich Courtyard Escape’s spa is, in a word, amazing. Think soft lighting, hushed whispers (or, at least, that's what I remember), and the promise of pure relaxation. I went for a massage. I don't know what kind, but it was heavenly. I dozed off, then woke up slightly drooling. Total win.
- Things to do: - The Spa List:
- Body scrub (yes)
- Body wrap (maybe next time!)
- Foot bath (sounds divine)
- Gym/fitness (never!)
- Massage (THE BEST)
- Pool with view (yes!)
- Sauna (steamy!)
- Spa (worth the pilgrimage)
- Spa/sauna (double yes!)
- Steamroom (relaxable)
- Swimming pool (indoor, outdoor)
The pool with a view wasn’t what I expected. The window looked like it had a view, but I had to go through the sauna to get to the other side of the room. I'm not sure I know how the pool is set up anymore.
I ended up spending a good part day in the spa.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars. Prepare to melt into a puddle of blissful nothingness.
Food Fiesta (or Maybe a Slightly Underwhelming Snack Time)
Alright, food. Here’s where things got a little… interesting. The hotel offers a ton of options:
- Dining, drinking, and snacking:
- A la carte in restaurant (yup!)
- Alternative meal arrangement (available),
- Asian breakfast (didn't try, though),
- Asian cuisine in restaurant (didn't try, though),
- Bar (was a bit of a letdown, see below),
- Bottle of water (provided!),
- Breakfast [buffet] (see below),
- Breakfast service (yup!)
- Buffet in restaurant (yup!)
- Coffee/tea in restaurant (yup!)
- Coffee shop (didn't see one, maybe I missed it),
- Desserts in restaurant (they had some, good),
- Happy hour (wasn't very happy!),
- International cuisine in restaurant (mostly basic, but good),
- Poolside bar (only open seasonally),
- Restaurants (yes!)
- Room service 24-hour,
- Salad in restaurant (okay),
- Snack bar (more options would be appreciated),
- Soup in restaurant (good!),
- Vegetarian restaurant (not specifically, but options available),
- Western breakfast (sort of),
- Western cuisine in restaurant (yup!)
The breakfast buffet was… fine. Standard hotel fare. Decent scrambled eggs (not too watery!), passable bacon, and an array of pastries that were… edible. The coffee was the real star, actually. Rich, strong, woke me right up. That alone makes it worthwhile.
The restaurant? Tried it for dinner. Menu was… safe. Safe is good, but I was looking for a little bit of adventure. The food was okay. The atmosphere was a bit…corporate dinner party? It reminded me of a hospital cafeteria. No, I'm being harsh. But it wasn't a culinary revelation.
The bar? Oh, the bar. I went for a "happy hour" and the bartender was a really young man with a scowl. The drinks were… pre-mixed, I think? The atmosphere was quieter than a library. Ended up having one drink.
The room service, however? That was a lifesaver. Club sandwich with fries. Perfect.
- Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars overall. Breakfast:
Courtyard Norwich: My Messy Connecticut Adventure (May 12th - May 15th, 2024)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your glossy, picture-perfect travel blog. This is… me, attempting to navigate the wilds of Norwich, Connecticut, from the supposed comfort of that Courtyard Marriott (which, let's be honest, are all the same, right? Bland beige and aggressively functional). Prepare for typos, tangents, and a healthy dose of "WTF was I thinking?"
Day 1: Arrival & The Quest for Coffee (May 12th - Sunday Funday?)
- 1:00 PM: Arrived at Tweed New Haven Airport (HVN) thanks to my insane ability to book the wrong flights. Seriously, how did I even manage to get TO the airport? I swear, I'm convinced I'll end up in Siberia one day because I booked the wrong one. A rental car, a grey sedan that looks like it's seen better days, awaited. The paperwork felt like an eternity. I nearly walked out when the agent tried to upsell me on, like, all the warranties. “Ma’am, this car is a warranty.” I grumbled something unintelligible and signed the thing.
- 2:30 PM: Checked into the Courtyard. Standard issue, as predicted. The room, clean enough, smelled faintly of cleaning products and unmet expectations. First order of business? Find coffee. Survival, people. Survival. Apparently, the hotel "offers" coffee, but it's the pre-made, lukewarm stuff that tastes like despair.
- 3:00 PM: Coffee Crisis Averted! Found a local cafe, "The Daily Grind," in the town. Bless their caffeinated hearts! The barista, a kid with more piercings than brain cells (kidding… mostly), made a decent latte. He also judged my "tourist" questions. I asked something about where to find a good antique shop. I was warned. The espresso was strong, so it was worth it. The place was full of locals, doing their thing. Which, if I'm being honest, mostly looked like staring at their phones.
- 3:30 PM: Stumbled through the tiny back streets that look so cute on Google Maps, right? Ugh. The roads would make a pothole enthusiast weep with joy. It felt a bit…an odd vibe.
- 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Settled at the hotel, ordered a pizza from a place with a name I can't recall (it was edible), and started to work. Sigh. I promised myself this was going to be a break from work…
- 7:00 PM: Attempted (and failed) to use the hotel gym. It was smaller than my closet. I just took the stairs and went for a walk because I wasn't a fan of that set up. Plus, it’s a nice day!
- 8:00 PM: Crashed. Jet lag is a cruel mistress.
Day 2: Mohegan Sun (Monday - Gambling/Glitz & Regret?)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee. (See above. Lifeline.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Slept… until I woke up in a panic, realizing I needed to be at a meeting. At work?
- 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Work, work, work. The joys of remote-work. I thought I'd escaped the office… nope. Back in the hotel room. It was rough.
- 2:00 PM: Ate a sad, prepackaged salad from the hotel shop. A moment of silence for my tastebuds.
- 3:00 PM: DECISION TIME! Should I hit up the local casinos? I never gamble. Ever. But… the flashing lights, the promise of instant wealth…
- 3:30 PM: I drove to Mohegan Sun. The sheer size of the place hit me like a brick. It's a city, not a casino. The parking garage felt like a maze designed by a sadist.
- 4:00 PM - 8:00 PM: The casino experience. I did the "I'll never win" thing, playing a few slot machines. Nope. Lost $20 and noped out of there. I then walked around, staring at the big spenders, the people glued to their screens, or trying to find the buffet. Buffet was closed for renovations. I walked around again. The opulence, the sheer excess of the place, was overwhelming. I felt very out of place. Wandering around, I saw people with mountains of chips, laughing, and wondering if I would gamble again. No.
- 8:30 PM: Ate at a random restaurant inside the casino. Overpriced, but the food was acceptable. The people-watching was far more entertaining. A couple at the next table were so into each other, they could've been the only people in the cosmos. Another, looked like he was trying to get away from his wife.
- 9:30 PM: Back to the hotel. Defeated, slightly poorer, and questioning all life choices.
- 10:30 PM: Forced myself to read a book instead of doomscrolling. Success!
Day 3: History & Heartbreak (Tuesday - Trying to Learn Something, Anything)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee. (See above. Still alive!)
- 9:00 AM: Determined to actually do something educational. Headed to the Leffingwell House Museum. It's an 18th-century home, full of fascinating history. The volunteers were delightful!
- 10.00 AM - 12.00 PM: Spent some time there. I felt oddly connected to the past.
- 12:00 PM: Ate at a nearby lunch spot. Mediocre.
- 1:00 PM: I went to the Slater Memorial Museum. It's located in Norwich Free high School. I learned about the town's history. It's a good place to learn about the town's history.
- 3:00 PM: I ran into an old friend, who lived nearby. She lived near the coast, and had a beautiful, very old house. I had a quick chat with her.
- 4:00 PM: I saw a documentary about the town.
- 5:00 PM: I had dinner again.
- 6:00 PM: I worked remotely. A lot.
- 8:00 PM: Exhausted. I couldn't feel my legs, so I crashed. I'm getting more tired.
Day 4: Departure & Reflections (Wednesday - Is this over?)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee. Please, God, let me have another coffee.
- 9:00 AM: Checked out. Goodbye, beige walls. Goodbye, lukewarm coffee. I hope I'm not missing any luggage.
- 9:30 AM: The drive back to the airport. More potholes. More sighing passengers.
- 10:00 AM: Turned in the rental car! I thanked the nice agent. I made it.
- 11:00 AM: Flight. The flight will be delayed.
- 1:00 PM: Finally Home.
Final Thoughts:
Norwich, Connecticut: a place of quiet charm… and aggressively mediocre coffee. I didn't find paradise, I didn't win the slots, and I worked way too much. This trip was a mixed bag. Would I go back? Maybe. But next time, I'm bringing my own damn coffee. And maybe a lottery ticket. (Just kidding… mostly.) Overall? 6/10. Meh.
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Norwich Courtyard Escape: Your Dream CT Getaway… …Or IS It? (FAQ, You've Been Warned)
Okay, Okay, I’m intrigued. What *is* this Norwich Courtyard Escape thing, anyway? Sounds fancy.
So, like, is it actually *hard*? I'm terrible at riddles. My brain shuts down when I see a metaphor.
Who's this Norwich Courtyard Escape good for, anyway? Just puzzle nerds?
- Couples looking for a unique date night (especially if you're tired of the same old dinner-and-a-movie).
- Groups of friends wanting a fun group activity (better than staring at screens together, no?!)
- Families with older kids or teens. (Little ones might get bored. Or ruin the clues.)
- Corporate teams looking for some team-building (because nothing says "synergy" like arguing over a cryptic clue!)
What if I get claustrophobic? Or, you know, generally terrified?
Alright, sold. But… What do I even *wear*?
How long does a Norwich Courtyard Escape session usually last?
Any insider tips for success? Like, how do I actually *win*?
- Communication is KEY. Seriously. Talk to each other! Share your findings! Don't hoard clues like a squirrel with a nut.
- Look EVERYWHERE. Literally, every nook and cranny. Under tables, behind pictures, inside drawers you *swear* are empty. (They’re usually not.)
- Divide and conquer. Assign roles! One person checks the hints, one person finds everything, one can focus on particular clues.
- Don’t be afraid to ask for hints. Seriously. Your ego will survive.
- Read the instructions properly. I can’t tell you how many times I've missed a crucial step because I got over-excited and skimmed.
- Have fun. Seriously, that's the most important tip. If you are not having fun, what's the point?
Okay, what’s the WORST that can happen? Besides, you know, *failing*?
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