Malvern's BEST Extended Stay Hotel: Swedesford Rd. Suites!
Malvern's Best Kept Secret? Swedesford Rd. Suites: A Review So Honest, It's Practically Unhinged.
Okay, folks, let's talk Malvern. Specifically, let's talk the Swedesford Rd. Suites, the place that apparently holds the key to extended stay bliss. I’m diving in headfirst, warts and all (because who wants a sanitized review anyway?). I'm going to be brutally honest, a touch erratic, and utterly, irrevocably me about it. Buckle up.
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First Impressions (And My Own Personal Chaos):
Finding the suites was a breeze, which, coming from me, is practically a miracle. Accessibility? Right off the bat, a huge thumbs up. I'm not a wheelchair user myself, but the lobby was open, well-lit, and definitely felt designed for ease of movement. Elevator? Check. Facilities for disabled guests? Seemed promising. Made a note to circle back to that later.
The lobby itself… well, it's a lobby, you know? Functional. Clean. And I immediately started mentally cataloging all the things I’d be doing there. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Yes! Gotta live those lazy mornings in bed with the news. Internet? Internet [LAN]? Also yes! (Though, let’s be honest, who uses LAN anymore? Still, the option is appreciated for the technologically inclined.)
The Room – My Temporary Fortress:
Walking into the room felt like, well, walking into a room. But a good room. And the most important question: Air conditioning? Glorious, ice-cold, life-giving air conditioning. Thank you, Swedesford Rd. Suites, you understand the importance of a cool sanctuary. Non-smoking rooms? Yep. Soundproof rooms? Oh, hallelujah. I need all the noise-canceling power I can get. My neighbor’s questionable musical taste would be a war zone without it!
Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor (I asked for it!), In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The bed? Ah, the bed. Extra long bed! Amazing. I sank into it like a marshmallow in hot chocolate. And, as a self-diagnosed caffeine addict, the Coffee/tea maker was my best friend. (Side note: the complimentary tea was a decent English Breakfast, but I’m always a green tea gal myself.)
The little things, you know? Bathtub, check. Desk? A decent size. The Refrigerator was a godsend for my late-night snack hoarding. And the Blackout curtains? Absolute. Game. Changer. Slept like a log for days!
Cleanliness and Safety – The Things That Actually Matter:
This is where Swedesford Rd. Suites really shines. Cleanliness is top-notch. The room was spotless. And they go above and beyond. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere (which, let’s be real, is just comforting at this point). The rooms sanitized between stays made me feel safe. Staff trained in safety protocol, you bet.
Anecdote Time: I actually accidentally left a half-eaten sandwich (don't judge!) in the fridge. I was mortified. When I returned, the WHOLE fridge, and I mean the entire thing, was pristine. No sign of my sandwich sin. They even put the leftover condiments in a little dish in the fridge. Incredible.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Adventure:
Okay, I wasn’t expecting Michelin stars, but the dining situation was surprisingly good. Breakfast [buffet]? Yes, please! Okay, I'm gonna get real real here. The breakfast was… decent. Classic buffet fare. But it was there, and it was readily available. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. I also appreciated the Breakfast takeaway service.
And because I am a creature of habit, I took advantage of the room service [24-hour]. It was perfect. I did order a bottle of water, and that came in handy.
I can't comment on the Asian cuisine in restaurant because I couldn’t find one, nor the Vegetarian restaurant. Again, that wasn’t happening. I did have a really good sandwich from the Snack bar.
Pro-Tip: There a plenty of restaurant options around as well.
Ways to Relax – Because Life Needs a Pause Button:
Now, this is where Swedesford Rd. Suites truly impressed. Fitness center? Okay, it's not a full-blown gym, but it hit the spot. And it wasn't crazy. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a total treat. It was clean and well-maintained, and there was a bar! The Spa/sauna was incredible.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Difference:
Daily housekeeping was on point. Nothing ever felt too difficult for the staff. Cash withdrawal? Yep. Concierge? Not needed, but the staff at the front desk was so helpful and friendly. Laundry service was a lifesaver. I'm not kidding. This stay was a game changer for me!
For the Kids – (And Those Young at Heart):
I didn’t bring any kids, so I can’t speak from personal experience. However, I did notice Family/child friendly amenities and the Babysitting service.
Getting Around – Location, Location, Location (and a Car Park):
Car park [free of charge]? Yes, please! The parking was easy and convenient. The location itself is great. Pretty easy to get around.
The Bottom Line – Would I Return?
Absolutely. Without a doubt. Swedesford Rd. Suites isn’t perfect, but it’s got a heart. It’s clean, safe, comfortable, and the staff honestly seem to care. It’s the kind of place where you can actually relax, not just survive. And for an extended stay, that's priceless. I'll definitely be back. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm craving a dip in that pool…
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is a RAW, unfiltered, maybe-slightly-unhinged journey through the glorious (and sometimes gritty) world of Extended Stay America, Malvern, Pennsylvania. Prepare for a ride.
Subject: Extended Stay America – The Malvern Diaries. (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Laundry Detergent)
Day 1: Arrival & The Phantom Smell of Whatever Died in the Last Fridge.
- 1:00 PM – Arrive at Philadelphia International Airport (PHL). Okay, so the flight wasn't that bad. The little kid behind me only kicked my seat a dozen times and the woman in the aisle seat kept trying to steal my peanuts. Priorities: acquire caffeine stat.
- 1:30 PM – Rental car pickup. Prayed to the GPS gods I didn't get a lemon. (Turns out, I did. More on that later.)
- 2:30 PM – Drive to Extended Stay America Suites - Philadelphia - Malvern - Swedesford Rd. (Dear God, that's a mouthful). The scenery. Ah, the scenery. Strip malls, chain restaurants, and… well, you get the picture. Embrace the blandness. It's the East Coast charm.
- 3:30 PM – Check-in. Discover the key cards are made of the flimsiest plastic known to humankind. I’m already picturing them bending and cracking with every access attempt. (Spoiler alert: I was right.)
- 3:45 PM – Room exploration. (Or, the nose test.) First impressions: Beige. Beige everywhere. And that… smell. It was a faint, lingering scent of… something. Something that had likely perished in the fridge at some point. I’m going with “slightly-rotten-banana-that-tried-to-escape.” A quick spray of air freshener was in order (thankfully, I brought my own).
- 4:00 PM – Unpack. Lament the fact that I forgot to pack my favorite socks. Why do I always forget the essentials?
- 6:00 PM – Dinner: The glorious, shining beacon of hope… Wawa. Yes, I know it’s not haute cuisine, but that hoagie hit the spot after the travel grind. And that iced coffee? Divine. (Note: Mentally preparing for the inevitable "Wawa versus Sheetz" debate. I may have already formed an opinion.)
- 7:00 PM – Evening routine. Laundry. The true test of Extended Stay living. The coin-op machines look like they’ve seen a war or two. Prayed my whites won't turn pink. (Spoiler alert: they didn't! Bonus!)
- 8:00 PM - Collapse on the bed. Watch some mindless TV. Already feeling the post-travel exhaustion kick in. Decided to ignore the slight crick in my neck and the looming feeling that something (a bug? a ghost?) will decide to join me later on.
- 9:00 PM – Sleep. Or at least, attempt to. The hum of the fridge and the occasional distant siren sound created a symphony of “urban lullabies.”
Day 2: The Great Malvern Excursion (Mostly in the Parking Lot)
- 7:00 AM – Wake up. The battle with the ancient air conditioner begins. It’s either freezing or a furnace. No in-between. Decided to go with the latter.
- 7:30 AM – Breakfast. The complimentary breakfast. (Air quotes, people. Air quotes.) It's the usual suspects: instant oatmeal, sugary cereal, maybe a stale pastry. It's sustenance, that's all. Chugged my coffee and went to the gym.
- 8:00 AM - Gym. The gym was tiny but functional. Did 20 minutes on the treadmill staring at the parking lot, wondering about the lives of the people in the other rooms.
- 9:00 AM – The Mystery of the Rental Car. Remember the lemon? Yeah, that lemon. The tire pressure light blinked at me first thing. Then… the engine sounded like a caffeinated lawnmower. A trip to the rental car place was required, taking up half the day!
- 12:00 AM - Lunch: Back to my hotel.
- 1 PM - Nap. Because exhaustion. Extended Stay life is a marathon, not a sprint.
- 3:00 PM - The Day I Found True Joy in the Laundry Detergent. Ok, I know I'm weird, but the laundry detergent was the highlight. Small, travel-sized packets – but they smelled of actual spring. The clothes were clean, smelled amazing, and for a brief, shining moment, I felt like I had my life together. It was… powerful. So I did another load. And then, I watched the washing machine spin. And I admired the detergent. Judge me, I. DO. NOT. CARE!
- 6:00 PM - Dinner. The pizza place down the street. The food was okay, but the staff was friendly.
- 7:00 PM – Evening: The lingering smell. Is it the banana? The ghost? I can't tell! I've decided is part of the charm.
- 8:00 PM – Bedtime. Another night of urban lullabies. Decided to embrace the imperfections.
Day 3 (Tentative): Exploring… Something?
- 7:00 AM – Repeat. Air conditioner battle. Caffeinate.
- 8:00 AM - Morning Rituals. Gym or stay in, I still don't know.
- 9:00 AM - Drive. I’m considering a drive to… somewhere. Maybe Valley Forge. The guide books say it’s historic. Or perhaps I'll embrace the chaos and head to a different strip mall.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch. Probably something from a chain. Quick, convenient, and soul-crushingly predictable.
- 1:00 PM - Back the room. More exploring, more adventures, more life.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner. Another food place.
- 8:00 PM – Reflect on my existence. And the laundry detergent.
Reflections & Ramblings:
- The Extended Stay Vibe: It's… functional. It's not the Ritz. It's a clean bed, a functioning (mostly) fridge, and a microwave. It's a place to be. And sometimes, that's enough.
- Things I’ve Learned: Pack extra socks. Trust the laundry detergent. Embrace the blandness. And always, always bring your own air freshener.
- The Future?: Who knows! Maybe I’ll find a hidden gem in Malvern, maybe I’ll just circle the parking lot for another day. Either way, it's an experience. And hey, at least the sheets are clean. Mostly.
- The Verdict: Extended Stay America, Malvern, PA. It’s not glamorous, it’s not perfect, but it's… alright. And sometimes, "alright" is all you need. Now, if you'll excuse me, I hear the washing machine calling my name. (And so will the slightly banana-y smell. )
P.S. If anyone sees a rogue, possibly-haunted banana peel, please let me know. And hey, if you're ever in Malvern… let's grab a coffee. Just… maybe not at the hotel.
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