Boston's BEST Kept Secret: Fairfield Inn & Suites Cambridge!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your typical hotel review. We're diving headfirst into the messy, glorious reality of [Insert Name of Hotel Here] -- and I'm bringing the baggage. My internal monologue. The good, the bad, and the questionable continental breakfasts. Let's get this show on the road.
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Accessibility
Alright, let's start here. I'm not a wheelchair user myself, but I am super impressed with how the entry and the overall vibe was accessible. (Checks notes frantically, trying not to sound clueless)… The website boasted about wheelchair accessibility, and that was validated with wide doors, ramps, and elevators. This is good for those who want to consider it! The main entrance was all good, and the restaurants seemed to be easy for access. This wasn't just a checkbox; it felt genuine. The main thing is: they actually thought about it. That's a huge win in my book.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges
The food was… look, more on that later. But I did want to say that I did notice the restaurants were accessable. No steps, wide doorways, and seating options to accommodate different needs.
Internet Access: My Blood Pressure and the Wi-Fi Saga
Okay, let's talk Wi-Fi. Because… ugh. The promise of "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" is a beautiful lie. Or maybe not a lie, but a highly optimistic statement. The Wi-Fi in my room was spotty. I mean, cutting in and out like a bad phone call or a bad relationship. I can't remember the last time I used the internet as a primary service. And it felt all the more frustrating when my work started to take over my entire life.
Now, thank goodness for "Internet [LAN]" in my room. At least that sort of worked. Sort of. I'm not a tech wizard, but I was relieved to have "Internet services." The Wi-Fi in public areas was also available, and seemed to work a bit more consistently. The whole thing made me want to throw my laptop out the window. I almost did. I seriously needed to get my work done. But now, after the trauma of doing hours of work and the constant failures of the wifi, I was just frustrated. They need to fix this! It's 2024, people!
Things to Do That Aren't Just Lying Around Feeling Guilty
- Ways to relax: (Sighs internally) Ah, yes, "ways to relax." They kept talking to the spa!
- Body scrub & Body wrap: I was this close to booking a body scrub. I’d seen it on the list. But then I remembered my credit card bill, and well… the thought vanished into thin air.
- Fitness center: That said, the fitness center was actually pretty decent. Not the best I've seen, but it had the basics. I think I saw a few treadmills staring back at me. I did not use them.
- Foot bath: Okay, this I was tempted to try. A foot bath… sounds heavenly. Maybe next time, when the credit card bill hasn't destroyed my life.
- Gym/fitness: See Fitness Center. More of a "might-have-used-it" than a "definitely-did-use-it."
- Massage: A massage? Yes, please! But again, the budget. The budget!
- Pool with view: It really was stunning. The pool itself was kinda small, but the view? Impeccable. (More later)
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, I spent a significant amount of time at the pool. The "Pool with View" was accurate. Honestly? It's the highlight of this hotel. Just pure, unadulterated relaxation. I'll never do it again, sadly. The sauna and steam room were there. And probably lovely. But I was too busy trying to perfect my poolside nap. (I succeeded.)
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-19 Reality
Okay, let's be real. We're living in a post-COVID world. And here's what I saw:
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They tried. There was a clear emphasis on safety measures. The staff, particularly the ones who interacted with customers, seemed well-trained.
- Breakfast in room: I didn't bother with this, but the option was there.
- Breakfast takeaway service: This, I used. It was decent.
- Cashless payment service: Yep. Standard.
- First aid kit, Hand sanitizer: Readily available.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Good to know!
- Individually-wrapped food options: A mixed bag. Some, but not all.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: This was… difficult to achieve, especially at the breakfast buffet. People can be greedy.
- Safe dining setup: Mostly. Some tables felt a bit crammed.
- Shared stationery removed: Good.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Thankfully didn't need this.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Culinary Rollercoaster
- A la carte in restaurant, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay, buckle up. Because the food… well, it was a journey.
The breakfast buffet was a bit of a free-for-all. Food fights! Just kidding. But it was busy, chaotic, and the quality varied wildly. The "Asian breakfast" was a slightly more successful gamble. But the coffee? Oh, the coffee! (Or lack thereof). The "coffee shop" was the saving grace. I would sit there to get work done. The "poolside bar"… again, the view saved it. Seriously, the view. The desserts? Forgettable. The international cuisine was… well, it existed. The salads were your safe bet. Room service? Yes, please! (Especially after a long day of… existing.) My favorite part by far.
Services and Conveniences: The Behind-the-Scenes Stuff
- Air conditioning in public area: Yes. Thank god.
- Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: All the usual suspects. The concierge was helpful. The housekeeping was great. Everything worked as expected. Nothing overly special, but it worked.
For the Kids: (Because apparently, I need to be aware of this!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: I'm not a parent, so I can only say that the hotel seemed family-friendly. There were families. There were small children. They seemed happy. So, yay?
Access and the Bits and Bobs
- **CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. We're about to descend into the glorious, messy reality of a supposed "travel itinerary" at the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Think less perfectly curated Instagram feed, more, well, this.
Subject: My (Potential) Existential Crisis in Cambridge: A Fairfield Inn & Suites Saga
Day 1: Arrival and the Crushing Weight of Expectations
- 1:00 PM - Arrive at Logan, pray the baggage claim gods are on my side. (They weren't. Delayed flight, lost suitcase drama. Wonderful start.) Seriously, why do they make those carousels so soul-crushingly slow? I swear, I aged a decade just standing there.
- 2:30 PM - Uber to Fairfield Inn & Suites, Cambridge. Okay, the hotel looks nice from the outside. Puts a brave face on. Fingers crossed the actual room isn't a tiny box with a view of a brick wall. (Spoiler alert: mild disappointment.)
- 3:00 PM - Check In. And Attempt to Unpack (Theoretically). Okay, so my luggage is MIA. Wonderful. I'm pretty sure I packed like, all my good vibes in that suitcase. Note to self: Buy emergency travel toothbrush and deodorant. Panic internally.
- 3:30 PM - Deep breath. Explore Hotel Facilities. The gym is, well, it has machines, mostly. The pool? Tiny. But whatever, it's a hotel. I'm not seeking luxury, I'm seeking temporary escape before my midlife crisis hits me full force.
- 4:00 PM - Wander around Cambridge. Get slightly lost. I'm a total tourist cliché. Aimlessly wandering, head on a swivel, gawking at everything, and immediately feeling like a total imposter because everyone else looks like they actually live here. Internal monologue: Do I look like a tourist? Should I buy a Red Sox hat to blend in? Ugh, I hate groupthink…but maybe…
- 5:30 PM - Find a Coffee Shop. Despair over the lack of good pastries. Seriously, I had higher hopes. I would have expected more from a college town. Was it all in my head? Did I just expect too much?
- 6:30 PM - Dinner. Choose something, anything.. The pressure! All the choices!! Ended up at a random pizza place. It was fine. Pizza is pizza, right? Emotional response: meh.
- 7:30 PM - Attempt to Watch TV in Hotel Room. Fail because the remote is a technological nightmare. Cue internal scream. Actually, maybe I did pack up all my patience in that suitcase…
- 9:00 PM - Settle in the room, trying to find a good balance between loneliness and the strange feeling of being somewhere new. This is where the existential crisis starts to bubble. Am I doing this right? Am I even enjoying myself? Should I have gone to the beach instead? Sigh. Stares vaguely at hotel room ceiling.
Day 2: Harvard and the Pursuit of Meaning (or at Least a Decent Breakfast)
- *8:00 AM - Breakfast at the Hotel. Pray for Coffee. Yeah, their definition of "continental" breakfast is generous. The coffee, though, it's…acceptable. Acceptable enough to keep me from sobbing, at least.
- 9:00 AM - Harvard Square. Walk around, pretending to be intellectual. Feeling like a fraud yet? Me too! Still, gotta do the tourist thing and see the famous university. Judge all other tourists quietly.
- 10:00 AM - Harvard Tour (If Available). Hope the student giving the tour is actually enthusiastic and not just sleep-walking through their required community hours. (Note: This is the most "tourist-y" thing I could possibly do, but I'm leaning into it.)
- 12:00 PM - Lunch near Harvard Square. Attempt to find a non-tourist trap.. Again, the pressure! Found a little Vietnamese place. Surprisingly good. Good food can momentarily soothe the soul.
- 1:00 PM - Explore Cambridge Side. Shopping? Museum? Indecision central. Decided on a bookstore. Books are my comfort food…
- 2:00 PM - Bookstore Ramblings. Browsing books, and all of a sudden a deep, visceral yearning. Books are wonderful. Buy the book and begin a new life.
- 4:00 PM - Cambridge exploration. Wandered the streets, people-watching, and finding a pub. I need a beer.
- 5:00 PM - Pub time. Had a beer, watched the game, and met some locals. The locals were friendly, and I started to enjoy myself.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner. Repeat indecision from yesterday. Ended up at a random restaurant again. It wasn't bad, but it also wasn't my soulmate meal.
- 8:00 PM - Reflect upon the day, staring into the distance and wondering if this will get better - The answer is maybe later. Right now it is still ok.
Day 3: Farewell, Cambridge (and the Quest for a Non-Existential Crisis)
- 8:00 AM - Hotel Breakfast (Again). The oatmeal is starting to look suspiciously familiar.
- 9:00 AM - Final Cambridge Stroll. One last chance to soak it all in. Or, you know, just awkwardly stand around and feel like I'm missing something.
- 10:00 AM - Check Out. Hopefully without any further luggage drama.. Pack up my things, say goodbye to the hotel, and head to the airport.
- 11:00 AM - Uber to Logan Airport, Boston. Cross fingers for a decent flight this time..
- 1:00 PM - Flight time… Deep breath and wave at the airplane.
Post-Trip Reflections:
- Did I have a life-altering experience? Probably not. Did I eat some decent food, people watch, and wander around a historically important area? Yes.
- Did I solve my existential crisis? Nope. Still working on it. Maybe I should take another trip. To the beach. With a suitcase filled with good vibes.
- Would I recommend the Fairfield Inn & Suites? Fine. It's a place to sleep. Honestly, it's serviceable if you are having a crisis and need a starting point to get back on track, with simple options.
- Would I recommend Cambridge? Yes. But get out of Harvard Square, at least once.
- Overall feeling? Slightly less lost than when I arrived. Perhaps. Maybe. Probably.
What the heck IS this `` thing anyway?!?
Ugh, right? It's like, another thing to learn. Another code-y thingy. In short: It's *supposed* to tell Google (and other search engines) "Hey! This is a FAQ page! Look here for important questions and answers!" It's for structured data. Fancy words! The *goal* is to make your FAQs show up all pretty and highlighted in search results. Think a drop down with the question and answer sitting right underneath the search result. That's the dream!
The reality? Ummmm... It's a bit of a grind. Gets frustrating quick. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I spent, like, a week trying to get one to work perfectly on a client's website, only to find out the CMS was fighting me every step of the way. Pure. Agony. And don't even get me started on the validation tools!
Do I *have to* use it? Like, is it mandatory for every website?
Absolutely not mandatory. But... here's the thing. SEO is a game of inches. A competitive sport. And if your competitors are using it, and getting those sweet, sweet featured snippets? You *probably* should be too. It's that whole "keeping up with the Joneses" thing, but in the digital world. I'm personally a big fan of being a little lazy and avoid the 'keeping up with the Joneses' game, I usually pick my battles!
I'll be honest, though. I've seen it work GREAT, and I've seen it be a complete wash. It depends on your niche, your keywords, Google's mood... You're basically at their mercy. But hey, it's a pretty low-stakes gamble. It's free to try!
Can I just copy and paste some code and it'll *magically* work?!
Ugh, wouldn't that be *amazing*? Look, I wish. I *really* do. But no. You'll need to understand what each `
I tried that with a website about… well, let's just say it involved a lot of cats. I just got the code. It was a complete disaster. Pure, unadulterated garbage when I tried to shoehorn my random list of cat FAQs. Google ignored it. I spent hours. Don't do what I did. Learn how the code works, THEN edit. I'll save you the headache and the wasted time.
Okay, so the code... where do I even *put* it? Like, in the HTML, right? But *where* in the HTML?!
Yes, in the HTML. And... well, it depends. Usually, you'll nest the entire `
` block *around* your existing FAQ section. Think of it like building a neat little container around your questions and answers. You MUST put this somewhere around a page with existing FAQs.
I usually stick it right before the main FAQ heading (e.g., <h2>FAQ</h2> or <h1>Frequently Asked Questions</h1>) or, if it's a long list, after the heading. Makes it easy to find! Sometimes I mess it up. It happens. You tweak and you learn.
What's this "itemprop" thing? It's confusing!
Itemprop, my friend, is the key. Itemprop is how you tell Google WHAT the content *is*. You're basically *labeling* everything. `itemprop="mainEntity"` tells Google "Hey, this is a question/answer pair!" `itemprop="name"` tells Google "This is the QUESTION!" `itemprop="text"` tells Google "Here's the ANSWER!" It's like… organizing your digital closet with really specific labels. And a bad label will make life hard.
I *struggled* with this at first. Seriously, I was putting "itemprop" on everything! Random images, the timestamp of the page update… It was a mess. I had to re-read the instructions like five times. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty; learn everything, and don't be afraid to practice.
What about the "acceptedAnswer" thing? What is that about?
`itemprop="acceptedAnswer"` is the container for your answer! So, you'll wrap *another* `div` around the answer part of each question/answer pair, then use `itemprop="text"` inside that `div` to mark the actual answer text. It's like putting the answer in a little box. And that box goes *inside* the question box. Does that make sense? It's a little… nesting doll-ish.
I know, I'm not the best teacher. But that's it! If you can wrap your head around the nesting, you've got the bulk of it down. The rest is just… fiddling. And hoping. And checking the validation tools (more on those in a second).
Validation Tools... What Even ARE They? Are they important?
OH. MY. GOODNESS. YES. Absolutely, positively, *crucially* important. Think of them as your personal code-police. They're websites that you feed your code into, and they tell you if you've made any mistakes. Google has its own "Rich Results Test." Use it. Use it often. Use it *religiously.* Without them, you're flying blind. You're just… guessing.
I once spent *days* troubleshooting why one of my FAQ pages wasn't working. I was going crazy. I thought I was losing my mind! Turns out, I had a rogue closing `
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Ugh, right? It's like, another thing to learn. Another code-y thingy. In short: It's *supposed* to tell Google (and other search engines) "Hey! This is a FAQ page! Look here for important questions and answers!" It's for structured data. Fancy words! The *goal* is to make your FAQs show up all pretty and highlighted in search results. Think a drop down with the question and answer sitting right underneath the search result. That's the dream!
The reality? Ummmm... It's a bit of a grind. Gets frustrating quick. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I spent, like, a week trying to get one to work perfectly on a client's website, only to find out the CMS was fighting me every step of the way. Pure. Agony. And don't even get me started on the validation tools!
Do I *have to* use it? Like, is it mandatory for every website?
Absolutely not mandatory. But... here's the thing. SEO is a game of inches. A competitive sport. And if your competitors are using it, and getting those sweet, sweet featured snippets? You *probably* should be too. It's that whole "keeping up with the Joneses" thing, but in the digital world. I'm personally a big fan of being a little lazy and avoid the 'keeping up with the Joneses' game, I usually pick my battles!
I'll be honest, though. I've seen it work GREAT, and I've seen it be a complete wash. It depends on your niche, your keywords, Google's mood... You're basically at their mercy. But hey, it's a pretty low-stakes gamble. It's free to try!
Can I just copy and paste some code and it'll *magically* work?!
Ugh, wouldn't that be *amazing*? Look, I wish. I *really* do. But no. You'll need to understand what each ` I tried that with a website about… well, let's just say it involved a lot of cats. I just got the code. It was a complete disaster. Pure, unadulterated garbage when I tried to shoehorn my random list of cat FAQs. Google ignored it. I spent hours. Don't do what I did. Learn how the code works, THEN edit. I'll save you the headache and the wasted time.
Okay, so the code... where do I even *put* it? Like, in the HTML, right? But *where* in the HTML?!
Yes, in the HTML. And... well, it depends. Usually, you'll nest the entire `
I usually stick it right before the main FAQ heading (e.g., <h2>FAQ</h2> or <h1>Frequently Asked Questions</h1>) or, if it's a long list, after the heading. Makes it easy to find! Sometimes I mess it up. It happens. You tweak and you learn.
What's this "itemprop" thing? It's confusing!
Itemprop, my friend, is the key. Itemprop is how you tell Google WHAT the content *is*. You're basically *labeling* everything. `itemprop="mainEntity"` tells Google "Hey, this is a question/answer pair!" `itemprop="name"` tells Google "This is the QUESTION!" `itemprop="text"` tells Google "Here's the ANSWER!" It's like… organizing your digital closet with really specific labels. And a bad label will make life hard.
I *struggled* with this at first. Seriously, I was putting "itemprop" on everything! Random images, the timestamp of the page update… It was a mess. I had to re-read the instructions like five times. Don't be afraid to get your hands dirty; learn everything, and don't be afraid to practice.
What about the "acceptedAnswer" thing? What is that about?
`itemprop="acceptedAnswer"` is the container for your answer! So, you'll wrap *another* `div` around the answer part of each question/answer pair, then use `itemprop="text"` inside that `div` to mark the actual answer text. It's like putting the answer in a little box. And that box goes *inside* the question box. Does that make sense? It's a little… nesting doll-ish.
I know, I'm not the best teacher. But that's it! If you can wrap your head around the nesting, you've got the bulk of it down. The rest is just… fiddling. And hoping. And checking the validation tools (more on those in a second).
Validation Tools... What Even ARE They? Are they important?
OH. MY. GOODNESS. YES. Absolutely, positively, *crucially* important. Think of them as your personal code-police. They're websites that you feed your code into, and they tell you if you've made any mistakes. Google has its own "Rich Results Test." Use it. Use it often. Use it *religiously.* Without them, you're flying blind. You're just… guessing.
I once spent *days* troubleshooting why one of my FAQ pages wasn't working. I was going crazy. I thought I was losing my mind! Turns out, I had a rogue closing `
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