Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites Await!
Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites Await! - A Rambling Review (With Honest Truths & Occasional Screaming)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your typical, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is a real account of my recent stay at Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites Await! And let me tell you, it was a ride. I'm talking ups, downs, sideways glances at the minibar, and a whole lot of internal monologue.
First things first: Accessibility. (And, let's be honest, this is something I really appreciate.) The elevator was a godsend. Seriously. Saved my creaky knees. I peeked around and saw what I thought were some accessible rooms, but I didn't actually stay in one, so I can't definitively say if they’re actually as accessible as they claim. It looked promising though, wide doors and whatnot. And the Internet Access? YES! Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms! Praise be! Finally, a hotel that gets it. And it was actually fast. (That's a huge win for me, a digital nomad with a crippling addiction to streaming cat videos.)
The Vibe (aka Things to Do & Ways to Relax… or Not): I'm a sucker for a good pool. And the outdoor pool? Oooooh. The pool with a view? Even better! The water looked inviting, but I'm a chicken and the thought of getting my hair wet filled me with dread. I peeked at the fitness center – it looked surprisingly well-equipped. But me? I'm more of a "relax with a good book and a questionable snack" kind of person. They also had a spa! I imagined myself getting one of those fancy body wraps, blissfully ignoring the world…then I remembered I'm on a budget.
They had a sauna and steamroom, but I’m not a big fan of being steamy in any context, so I mostly ignored these.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Because, you know, 2024) Alright, here's where things really impressed me. They were serious about the Cleanliness and Safety. I’m not kidding! The entire stay screamed "we care." Everything felt…clean. They're using Anti-viral cleaning products, there was hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff all wore masks – and seemed genuinely happy to do it. Seriously. This is important to me, given what we have been through. They also take things like Hot water linen and laundry washing and Rooms sanitized between stays, seriously.
They also provide Individualy-wrapped food options and they offer a Room sanitization opt-out available! They had a Daily disinfection in common areas (I may have witnessed this myself, it was the most amazing thing) and even Professional-grade sanitizing services. Talk about making you happy to feel safe.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry): Okay, let’s talk about the food. I'm a foodie at heart, so this is crucial. The Restaurants were all right. They had a Buffet in restaurants. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was…acceptable. Sadly, the Happy hour was NOT as happy as I would have hoped. I was hoping for something a little more razzle-dazzle. I was also sad I didn’t have a Breakfast in room, because it would have been really awesome. Okay, maybe I'm just really hungry right now. But I was not thrilled with the Asian cuisine in restaurant: I have heard a very bad story about it. (But if you like asian cuisine, maybe you should see for yourself!). I also had a little Salad in restaurant, it was ok. (Honestly, I could eat salads all day!) The Snack bar came through though. The Poolside bar was not bad, to be fair. And the Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on a late night when I was still working. The Desserts in restaurant were… well, I did find a way to get more of them. I won't tell you how. (Don't judge me.) Services and Conveniences (The Extras That Make Life Livable): I always love a good concierge! The guy at the front desk was super helpful and friendly. They offer a Currency exchange, which I didn’t use, but still, a nice touch. And I was especially grateful for the Daily housekeeping. My room looked like a tornado hit it after…well. After I lived in it, basically. The Elevator saved my life (again!). I did use the Luggage storage because I was running late. The Front desk [24-hour] was great too.
My Room (AKA My Fortress of Semi-Solitude): Okay, the rooms themselves. I'm generally a "less is more" kinda person, but I do appreciate the fine touches. Good Air conditioning (thank goodness!). I would, however, complain that the Extra long bed was exactly not what I wanted. It was fine. Really, the In-room safe box was a nice touch. The Hair dryer was much appreciated! The Blackout curtains are my best friends, because I love sleeping in. I loved the In-room safe box because I'm constantly losing things. My Separate shower/bathtub was a very nice thing to have. The Bathrobes?! Oooooh, heaven. The Alarm clock? It was a little too old-school but it was fine. The Complimentary tea was a nice touch. The refrigerator was actually big enough to hold my snacks. And, as mentioned earlier, a Window that opens (I needed air!). The Desk was comfortable enough to work on, and the Coffee/tea maker was appreciated. And the Mini bar was very tempting.
Things I Didn't Use, But Noted: Business facilities looked great. I just wasn’t there for business so I didn’t use them. I would like to say that I might have missed some of the finer details, but I’m a regular person!
For the Kids: I did not have kids, but I saw a Family/child friendly atmosphere.
Getting Around: I had my own car, so I used the Car park [free of charge]. Seems like a good city.
The Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect…Except Maybe the Pool):
There were a few minor hiccups. The Coffee shop could've been better. The Breakfast [buffet] was a bit generic. It was ok, but nothing wow. One morning, the internet went down for about an hour. (Cue my mild panic attack.) And the Smoking area was a little too close to the entrance for my liking. (I'm not a smoker, and that stuff makes me sneeze.)
Overall Verdict (The Honest Truth):
Look, Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites Await! is a solid choice. It's clean, safe, and has some great amenities. The staff were lovely. Was it perfect? Nah. But was it a pleasant and comfortable stay? Absolutely. It was a great place to hide away for a few days, and that's exactly what I needed. I would definitely stay again! Final rating: 4 out of 5 stars. (And if they improve the coffee… 5 stars!)
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. We're heading to Dallas, baby, specifically the Extended Stay America Suites on Greenville Avenue. And trust me, it's gonna be a journey (and not just the geographical kind).
THE GRAND DALLAS DEBACLE: A MESSY, EMOTIONAL ADVENTURE (in chronological order, kinda)
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Greasy Embrace of Texas (and a Possible Existential Crisis)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at DFW (Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport): Okay, first off, DFW is HUGE. Seriously, like, you could get lost in there for days. I swear, I saw a tumbleweed roll past the baggage claim. Anyway, navigated the airport shuffle (which involved me almost tripping over a very important-looking businessman and his briefcase… mortifying), grabbed my oversized rental car (because, Texas!), and hit the road.
- 2:00 PM - The Greenville Avenue Gauntlet: The drive to the hotel. Let's just say Dallas traffic is its own special circle of hell. Think Dante, but instead of demons, you're dealing with SUVs and the existential dread that you'll never see the end of the lane.
- 3:00 PM - Check-in and the Extended Stay Charm: Finally! Reached the hotel. The receptionist was… friendly enough, let's say. My room? Well, it's an Extended Stay. Let's just say "spacious" is doing a lot of heavy lifting. The aesthetic is “functional with a hint of institutional.” Bonus points for a full kitchen, but I'm not sure I want to be reminded of my own questionable cooking skills. My first impression? I looked at the kitchenette and it felt like a portal to a different life, one filled with cooking skills that I didn't have.
- 3:30 PM - The Bedding Trial: The sheets feel like parchment. Am I going to sleep or am I going on a treasure hunt? I swear the duvet is the same color as the walls. I tried to find my favorite spot, but the sheets were a minefield of lumps and bumps. I'm starting to question all my life choices.
- 4:00 PM - Coffee and the Search for Breakfast Tacos: I needed coffee. STAT. Found a random gas station and snagged a lukewarm, questionable brew. Then, the REAL mission began: Breakfast Tacos. This is Texas, dammit! Surely, they must be everywhere! The first place I tried, was an absolute disaster. Closed. Next one was a line that stretched to the moon. I ended up settling for a sad, pre-made burrito from a convenience store. The search continues…
- 6:00 PM - Evening stroll down Greenville: This is where the real Dallas comes out. The nightlife's vibrant, but I was on the early side. I ended up in a sports bar with TVs blasting everything and a cacophony of sounds. It's…a lot.
Day 2: Culture, Cuisine, and Cranky Coffee (and a Breakdown)
- 8:00 AM - The Breakfast Taco Quest Continues (and Ends in Triumph!): Today, I was determined. I researched. I consulted Yelp. I drove. And finally, I found them. The holy grail! A little hole-in-the-wall place with a line out the door, but worth the wait. The breakfast tacos were a godsend. My faith in humanity was slightly restored.
- 9:00 AM - Dallas Museum of Art: Okay, I'm not going to lie, I'm not always one for art, but this place was pretty cool. I liked the modern stuff best, mainly because I understood it the least. My brain’s like, “Huh?!” and then quickly goes “Wow! Yes! Whatever you say!”
- 12:00 PM - Lunch - BBQ Madness!: This is Texas, right? Gotta eat BBQ. Found a place called "Pecan Lodge" - absolutely insane. The line was ridiculously long, but the brisket? Oh. My. GOD. Melts in your mouth. Pure, smoky perfection. Worth every second of the wait. I almost teared up.
- 2:00 PM - JFK Memorial Plaza: Okay, maybe this is a bit of a downer, but it's iconic and important. It was quiet. Reflective. And the thought of the whole thing made my heart break a little. Life is fleeting. I spent far too long just thinking.
- 4:00 PM - Back to the Hotel and the Bathroom Breakdown: Okay, the day was going great. REALLY great. The tacos, the BBQ, the culture… So what happens? EVERYTHING. My phone died. The shower wouldn't go past lukewarm. I think I cracked a tooth on a granola bar. And then the wifi dropped out. It was the perfect storm. I curled up on the "bed" and considered my life’s mistakes. I just wanted to cry.
- 5:00 PM - Coffee and an attitude adjustment: The coffee at the hotel tastes like motor oil, but at least it was hot. I figured if I can survive airport security, I can survive a hotel. I would get through this.
Day 3: Retail Therapy, Rodeo Dreams, and Departing Delights (and the inevitable let-down)
- 9:00 AM - Retail Therapy: Neiman Marcus flagship store. I don't know what came over me. I don't buy fancy things. I walked around in a daze. I saw a hat for $5,000. I left.
- 12:00 PM - The Dallas World Aquarium: Okay, I wasn't expecting much, but I was seriously impressed! The rainforest exhibit was phenomenal. And the manatees are amazing. The place just made me smile!
- 2:00 PM - Rodeo (if I can find one): I always wanted the rodeo experience. Apparently, Dallas rodeos are few and far between. I made a mental note to do my research next time!
- 4:00 PM - Dinner: A Final, Glorious Meal: I felt like I earned a nice dinner after two days of stress. I went back to my favorite BBQ place. I devoured all of it. Delicious.
- 6:00 PM - Packing and Regret: Time. To. Pack. The whole Dallas adventure seemed like a dream. Is it really over? Did the trip even happen?
- 7:00 PM - Final thoughts and a note: I didn't expect this trip to be perfect. It was far from that. It was messy, frustrating, and wonderful. And yeah, the Extended Stay wasn't exactly the Ritz, but it was a place to call home for a little while. I’ll probably be back… maybe.
Day 4: The airport Shuffle Pt. II
- 8:00 AM - Check out: The front desk woman seems to appreciate me for staying! It wasn’t too horrible after all.
- 9:00 AM - The great DFW shuffle: Get to the airport, all went smoothly. (Did I jinx it? Of course, I did!)
- 10:00 AM- Departure: I'm back in the air! Bye Dallas, you're weird and I love you.
Important Notes and Ramblings:
- The Extended Stay Kitchen: I contemplated boiling water, but I'm pretty sure the stove would've exploded. Let's just say I relied heavily on takeout.
- Traffic: Seriously. Learn the routes and expect delays. Bring a good audiobook. Or a therapist. Both are useful to survive in Dallas.
- The Heat: It was hot. Drink water. A LOT of water.
- My Emotional State: This whole thing was less about checking off "must-see" boxes, and more about experiencing… well, life. The good parts, the bad parts, the parts where I'm questioning everything.
- Would I Do It Again? Absolutely. But next time, I'm booking a spa day. And maybe a therapist.
- Final Thought: Texas is a wild place. Embrace the weirdness. And those breakfast tacos – they make everything worthwhile.
Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites Await! - FAQ (and a bit more...)
Alright, alright, settle in. You want the lowdown on these Greenville Ave. suites? Fine by me. But lemme tell ya, it's a whole experience. This ain't just a fancy hotel, people. This is... well, let's just say it's *something*.
So, what *exactly* are we talkin' about here? Like, what *is* this place?
Okay, deep breaths. Dallas Escape, Greenville Ave. suites. Think... tricked-out, private suites, all nestled in the heart of the action on Greenville Avenue. Think less "motel 6" and way more "secret lair" (minus the evil genius). Though, depending on your state of mind, *you* might feel like a genius, or at least someone who deserves a really, *really* good nap after a night out.
Basically, it's suites designed for fun. Like, *serious* fun. Whether that's a romantic getaway (more on that later...and *ugh* romance) or a big night *out* out, Dallas Escape gives you a basecamp luxurious enough to make you feel like royalty. At least, for a few hours, before the real world (and your hangover) hits.
Are these places *actually* on Greenville Ave? 'Cause traffic, you know?
Yep! Right smack-dab in the middle of it. Now, about the traffic... Listen, Greenville Ave. is Greenville Ave. It's a love-hate relationship, folks. On the *plus* side, you're steps from everything: bars, restaurants, live music. You trip over things to get there. The *minus* side? Yeah, the traffic. And parking... the eternal nemesis of the Texan.
Here's my advice: embrace the ride-sharing apps. Honestly, it's a lifesaver. And, hey, if you're a real masochist, you can always try your luck at finding parking...But I wouldn't. I'd probably give up and just order pizza and stay in, to be honest.
How *nice* are these suites, really? Like, is it actually worth the price?
Okay, this is where things get interesting. "Nice" is a loaded word, right? I mean, are we talking "Hilton nice," or "Your-rich-cousin-who-lives-in-a-mansion-nice?"
When I went I was pleasantly surprised. The decor was, well, *modern*. Clean lines, nice lighting, and yes, a pretty darn comfy bed. Not a dusty old mattress like you find in some places. Okay. And, it had a damn good shower too. One of the things I was looking forward to after a day of walking around. However, I will say, the "luxury" aspect felt a *little* staged, you know? It's not *quite* a Four Seasons, but for the location and what you get, it's definitely a good value. More style over super substance, if you get my drift. Again, it had a good shower and that is all I care about when I get out of a long day of doing things. You are paying a premium for the location, but you’re getting something pretty darn cool for your buck.
What's the deal with the "special amenities"? Is it just a bunch of fluff?
Alright, the "amenities." This is where things get a *little* subjective. They advertise things like "hot tubs," "fireplaces," and "state-of-the-art entertainment systems." You know... the usual suspects.
Okay, the hot tub? Pretty awesome. (And crucial after a night on Greenville, let me tell you!) The fireplace? Romantic. The entertainment system? Worked. But, here’s the kicker: *did* I use all of it? Probably not. Did it *enhance* the experience? Absolutely. It's those little touches, those extras, that make you feel spoiled. I mean, who *doesn't* want a hot tub, right?
Is it good for a romantic getaway? Asking for a friend... (ahem, me)
*Sigh*. Romance. Okay, fine. YES. I mean, it *can* be. The suites have that whole "mood" thing going on. Dim lighting, comfy beds, hopefully no noisy kids! Okay, I will say it, it *does* have appeal if you consider everything in the room is for you and your partner. That's the most important thing. I mean, you *can* make a cozy atmosphere. And the hot tub, like I said... pretty romantic.
However... and this is a big "however"... romance requires effort. If, like me, you're the type who’d rather watch a documentary about badgers than plan a candlelit dinner, you might need to put in *some* work. But, honestly, even a little bit of effort can go a long way. Do you have to? No. You can just go. And that's all that matters. The experience is what you make of it.
Are there any downsides? Any hidden fees or shenanigans I should be aware of?
Alright, let's get real. Nothing's perfect. You should ALWAYS read the fine print. Always. Here's what I remember from my stay. Okay, you need to pay attention. They might be charging you a "resort fee." (Ugh, the word "resort" and it's *not* a resort). Double-check your bill and make sure they are not charging you for services you didn't use. Watch out for the mini-bar situation. Those little bottles of booze and snacks can add up *fast*. They've got you right in their grasp.
And, of course, parking… that's always a potential headache. Consider ride-sharing. Finally, the biggest downside? Leaving. Seriously. When you're all cozied up in a nice suite with a hot tub, it's really, *really* hard to go back to the real world. So, maybe plan in advance for the post-Dallas Escape blues. Extra coffee? Extended vacation time? Whatever works.
If you had to sum it all up, would you recommend Dallas Escape: Greenville Ave. Suites? The honest truth, please.
Ugh, the *truth*. Fine. Yeah, I'd recommend it. BUT... and it’s a big but: it depends on what you're looking for. If you want a luxurious, over-the-top, once-in-a-lifetime experience, this might not be the place. It’s *nice*, sure, but it'Hotel Finder Reviews
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