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Grand Forks Getaway: Unbelievable Baymont Wyndham Deal! - Or Was It? (A Messy Review)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just emerged from a stay at the Baymont Wyndham in Grand Forks, North Dakota, and let me tell you, it was…an experience. Let's just say it wasn't all sunshine and perfectly folded towels, but hey, that's life, right? This is going to be a long one, because I need to process this. And maybe save you some eyebrow wrinkles along the way.
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Accessibility: Did They Even Think About It?
Ugh, okay, let's start with the stuff that should be a given in 2024 but often isn't: accessibility. I’m not in a wheelchair myself, but I always look out for these things. The elevator? Yep, thank goodness. Because hauling luggage up stairs after a long drive is… not my idea of fun. Now, getting around the common areas? Mostly okay. Wide enough hallways, at least. Getting into the swimming pool? Hmm, not sure if there was a ramp, I didn’t have the opportunity to check… that might be a miss. Overall? Passable, but could DEFINITELY be improved.
Cleanliness and Safety: Anxiety-Inducing or Actually Okay?
Okay, this is where I went full-on germaphobe. The website touted all these amazing safety protocols - Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays…and the big one, Hand sanitizer galore. Like, every surface. I’m not gonna lie, it made me feel better. Seeing the staff actually cleaning with professional-grade sprays was reassuring. I was especially relieved the Staff trained in safety protocol. and the Safe dining setup. It's like they knew I was a nervous wreck. So, a big thumbs up to Baymont for trying to fight the pandemic paranoia. Also, the fact that they offered a Room sanitization opt-out available was a nice touch. Like, “Hey, if you’re not a psycho-germ-freak like this reviewer here, you can opt-out!” Which, honestly, is fair.
Food, Glorious Food (and the Odd Meal Compromise)
Alright, let's talk chow. The breakfast [buffet] was… well, it was a buffet. I'd rate it about a 6/10. The options offered in the Breakfast takeaway service, were decent but not enough. Lots and lots of carbs, some sad-looking fruit, and the ever-present scrambled eggs that probably came from a carton. The Asian breakfast was an unexpected (and honestly, surprisingly delicious) addition. They did offer a Coffee shop, and the coffee was decent. I did notice a lot of Alternative meal arrangement options for those who might need it. They need to up their vegetarian game. The Snack bar was your standard gas station fare, but the Poolside bar was closed when I was there… boo. They had several Restaurants close, but I didn’t get to try them.
The Room: My Little Fortress of Solitude (Almost)
My room? Ah, my room. Let’s start with the positives: Free Wi-Fi, hooray! And it actually worked, unlike some hotels where you spend half your stay fighting the signal. A decent-sized desk, perfect for pretending to work while actually watching YouTube. The Blackout curtains were amazing for sleeping in (because, let’s face it, that’s what I do on vacation). And the Air conditioning was a godsend, because North Dakota can get HOT. They have a Refrigerator that was a Godsend. The Smoke detector gave me heart attacks every time I bumped into it.
Now for the nitpicks. The Bed wasn’t the comfiest. I had to get up a few times due to the extra long bed. The Shower pressure was…weak. Felt more like a gentle drizzle than a refreshing blast. The Soundproofing wasn't top-notch. I could hear the guy in the next room snoring (thank goodness for earplugs!). The Bathroom phone was a nice touch, but who uses those anymore? And where were the Bathrobes?! Sacrilege! All in all, the room was adequate, nothing more, nothing less. The Desk and Laptop workspace were useful, though. I spent a good part of my stay staring at my laptop.
Things to Do…or Not To Do
Okay, so I came here for a "getaway." Relaxation was the key word. They had a Swimming pool [outdoor] which was good -- and the Gym/fitness room had some basic equipment. They have a Spa/sauna, but I didn’t get to use it. They also have a Kids facilities, which I don't have use for, but that's an easy win for families. They had a Sauna in the spa area, which I appreciated. I was hoping for a Body scrub, but no dice. I would have loved a Massage! They had a Steamroom, but no Foot bath. Sigh. I needed to explore Things to do for a day or two--I thought this was a Proposal spot, but I didn’t see any rings!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (And the Huge Ones)
The Daily housekeeping was great. Fresh towels, clean room, all that jazz. They also offered Dry cleaning and Laundry service, which is a godsend for long trips. They have a Concierge, which is a nice touch when you’re trying to find something to do.
The Quirky Bits (Because Every Hotel Has Them)
Okay, here's where things get a little… weird. There was a weird painting in the hallway, some kind of abstract nonsense I think was supposed to be a landscape. It was incredibly off-putting.
And the vending machine. Oh, the vending machine. It ate my dollar. And the front desk lady just shrugged and gave me a sad look. No refund. No "Sorry for your inconvenience." Nothing. Just. A. Shrug. That, my friends, is how you lose a customer.
The Verdict: Unbelievable Deal… But With Caveats
So, would I recommend the Baymont Wyndham in Grand Forks? Hmm. It depends.
If you're on a budget, prioritizing cleanliness and safety, and don't need a ton of frills, then yeah, it's a decent deal. The location is good. The staff were generally friendly (except for the vengeful vending machine lady). And the Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver.
But if you're looking for a luxury experience or a place that's perfectly curated, then you'll probably be disappointed. This isn't a fancy hotel. It's a solid, reliable, slightly quirky hotel that's trying its best.
Just don't expect a gourmet breakfast, and definitely bring your own snacks. And maybe invest in a dollar coin, just in case the vending machine is in a bad mood.
Final Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars (because, hey, it’s not a disaster!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a chronicle of my potential, slightly chaotic, and deeply personal journey to the Baymont by Wyndham in Grand Forks, North Dakota. Let's see if I can even make it there without needing therapy afterward.
Trip Title: North Dakota or Bust (and Praying My GPS Doesn't Bust Me First)
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (and Pizza, Thank God for Pizza)
- 1:00 PM - The Departure: This is the part where I usually picture myself looking effortlessly chic, strolling through the airport. Reality? More like a frantic, sweaty dash to the gate, clutching my oversized tote bag (which, let's be honest, is basically a black hole for forgotten items and questionable snacks). My travel companion? My inner monologue, which is currently shrieking about the sheer distance to North Dakota. Wish me luck.
- 3:30 PM - The Flight. Ugh. I always end up with a middle seat. Always! And the person on my left is already peeling their oranges; the smell is… intense. Trying to remain calm, I’m scrolling through the airline’s awful entertainment system. It’s like they deliberately chose movies that guarantee maximum boredom. I'm starting to think I should have taken that yoga retreat I was considering.
- 5:00 PM - Landing in Grand Forks: Okay, we made it. The airport is surprisingly… small. Like, really small. I can see the baggage claim from the gate. That's either efficient or terrifying, I haven't decided. Waiting for my checked bag is when the loneliness hits. I look around, trying to spot another human being who looks like they actually want to be in North Dakota. No luck.
- 6:00 PM - Check-In at Baymont & the Mystery of the Missing Towel: Okay, the Baymont seems decent enough – clean, the staff is friendly, and the lobby smells faintly of chlorine. But the room? It's fine. I guess. Until I realize there's no towel. I call the front desk, feeling like a total idiot. Seriously, how hard is it to remember towels?
- 7:30 PM - PIZZA! Salvation. Luckily, I managed the towel debacle and now have pizza. God bless whoever invented pizza. I ordered from a local place recommended by the front desk. It's amazing. Seriously, the best pizza I've had in months. Suddenly, North Dakota doesn't seem so bad. I'm already planning tomorrow's leftovers.
Day 2: UND, Ice Cream, and a Potential Identity Crisis
- 9:00 AM - Waking Up and Existential Dread, Part 2: Sunlight streams in. And, oh joy, so does the reality of my situation. I really want to be home right now. Maybe I'll just stay in bed and eat pizza.
- 10:00 AM - The University of North Dakota: Okay, I've decided I have to push. I'm doing a self-guided tour of UND. It's… well, it's a university. The buildings are impressive, but I can't shake the feeling that I'm missing something. Maybe a purpose. Maybe a personality. Oh, great, now I'm having an identity crisis. Just… keep walking.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and the Quest for a Decent Sandwich: Found a cute little cafe downtown. The sandwich menu is… disappointing. I ordered the only thing that sounded edible and it turns out it's just… okay. I'm starting to realize that maybe I should have packed more snacks.
- 2:00 PM - The Sweetest Treat: Ice Cream! Drove a bit to get ice cream. It was heavenly. Seriously, the best ice cream I've ever had. I sat on a park bench, watching the traffic, and for a few minutes, everything seemed… normal.
- 4:00 PM - The Mall: Okay, the mall is surprisingly large for Grand Forks. I wander around aimlessly, wishing someone was with me. I bought a weird pair of sunglasses and two books.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner on my own. Another restaurant. I pick the same corner table, and observe the others making plans and chatting. It's difficult to dine alone on this trip.
- 8:00 PM - The Deep Thoughts (and More Pizza?): Back at the hotel, reflecting on the day. Why am I even here? What am I looking for? Am I just a walking cliché? I realize the questions have no answers. The realization that North Dakota is just a place, and I am here. A whole new world opens up.
Day 3: Goodbye, Grand Forks (and Maybe a Lesson?)
- 9:00 AM - Breakfast and the Art of Packing: Breakfast is the "free" kind at the hotel. The waffles are cardboard, the coffee is weak, and I'm regretting not buying more snacks. Packing is a struggle. I'm somehow managing to create a mess.
- 10:00 AM - A Final Stroll (and a Hidden Gem?): Decided to take one last walk. I went to a small art gallery I hadn't noticed before. The local art was surprisingly good.
- 11:30 AM - Check Out and The Departure: The check-out is smooth. I bid farewell to the Baymont, not sad to leave, but with a strange sense of having accomplished something.
- 1:00 PM - The Flight Home: Back to the airport. Again, the waiting. Again, the middle seat. But this time, I feel a bit different. Maybe it's the pizza, maybe it's the ice cream, or maybe it's just the experience. I look at my shoes and think, "You did it, kid." It wasn't perfect, it wasn't glamorous, but I made it through, and for some reason, that's something.
Final Thoughts: North Dakota. It was… something. I don't know if I'll ever go back, but I have definitely learned something. I am still not fully sure what it is. Maybe it's that you can't plan everything in life. Maybe it's that pizza can solve a lot of problems. Or maybe it's just that I need a vacation from my vacation. Whatever it is, I now have a story. So, until the next (mis)adventure, farewell!
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So, what *is* this thing supposed to be about, anyway? Like, the elevator pitch?
But *why* this? Why now? What dark forces drove you to this… creation?
Okay, fine. But what *topics* will you be tackling? Specifics, please! Don't be vague.
- The Eternal Struggle of Finding the Perfect Coffee. (Currently in a serious relationship with cold brew, but it's a complicated love.)
- The Glorious Chaos of Pet Ownership. *My cat*… don't even get me started. He's a fluffy miniature terrorist.
- My ongoing, passionate, and probably doomed relationship with DIY projects. (Spoiler alert: They rarely go as planned.)
- Existential Dread, but make it fashion. (Just kidding... mostly.)
- That cake. Oh, that cake. *shivers*
- Books, shows, music, and the sheer beauty of a good cry.
Tell me more about this "cake" situation. I have a feeling…
Okay, alright, let's pivot. What are your guilty pleasures? Spill!
- Reality TV, and the *drama*. I'm not proud, but *Love Island* is my jam.
- Staying in my pajamas ALL DAY. Especially on rainy days.
- Eating ice cream straight from the container. Don't judge me!
- Watching cat videos until I weep happy tears
- Listening to sad songs when I'm already feeling sad. I know, I know...
Any advice for... well, life in general?
- Embrace the mess. Seriously. It's going to happen. Just own it.
- Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. Especially when baking a cake.
- Find your people. The ones who get you, flaws and all.
- Coffee first, always.
- Give yourself grace. We're all just winging it, okay? Even me. Especially me.
So, what's the future of… this… thing?
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