Clearwater Getaway: Stunning Downtown Residence Inn Awaits!

Residence Inn Clearwater Downtown Clearwater (FL) United States

Clearwater Getaway: Stunning Downtown Residence Inn Awaits!

Clearwater Getaway: My Love-Hate Relationship with a "Stunning Downtown Residence" (Spoiler: Mostly Love!)

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Clearwater Getaway, that “Stunning Downtown Residence Inn” – and trust me, it's a roller coaster. I'm talking highs, lows, and the occasional "wait, did I really see that?" moment.

First Impressions: The Glossy Brochure vs. Reality (Mostly Pretty Close!)

The website? Oh, it's pristine. Sparkling photos, promises of luxury, a vibe that screams "relax, you deserve this." And you know what? For the most part, they weren’t fibbing! The lobby? Chic and modern. The staff? Super friendly, albeit with that vaguely-robotic-but-trying-to-be-genuine hotel smile. Check-in? Contactless, thank goodness. I hate touching stuff, and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Plus, they had a concierge! This meant I could dump my bags and immediately go find some food. Always a win.

Accessibility: Bravo, Clearwater! (With a Tiny Hiccup)

Now, I’m not a person with mobility issues, but I always appreciate a place that caters to everyone. And Clearwater Getaway impressed! The elevator was readily available, a huge relief, and everything about the place seemed wide enough to easily maneuver a wheelchair. The facilities for disabled guests were visible, and I'd love to hear more from those with special needs about their experience. But here's a slight hiccup. The website was a little vague about specifics. More details on the accessible rooms, the ramp gradients, and the actual dimensions would be fantastic. A little more honesty is always appreciated!

Rooms: My Cozy Little Fortress (Plus Some Minor Quirks)

My room? Seriously, it was like stepping into a magazine spread. Air conditioning that blasted like a hurricane (which I loved! I'm always hot!), a view that was…well, of another building, but still, a view! The bed was comfy, the blackout curtains were a godsend (I'm a chronic over-sleeper), and the daily housekeeping meant I could live like a slob and someone would magically clean up after me! Pure bliss. They weren't lying about the carpeting though. That was a little bit…dated. And the bathroom phone? Seriously? Who even uses those anymore? Still, these are minor quibbles. The Wi-Fi [free] was fast (major brownie points!), the TV had a million channels (hello, binge-watching!), and the slippers were a nice touch.

The "Things to Do" Factor: Spa Day Dreams (And a Surprisingly Good Fitness Center!)

Now, this is where Clearwater Getaway really shines, and where my inner diva had a field day. Let’s be real: I came here to relax! And they had it!

The Spa: OMG! I booked a massage, the spa/sauna, and used all the bathrobes. I almost fell asleep on the sauna bed. The body scrub left me feeling like a baby (again, loved it!). The steamroom was fantastic. The whole experience was almost heavenly!
Pool with view: The outdoor swimming pool was also a winner! The view… eh, not the best, but the water was refreshing, and there was always a spot to sunbathe. Bliss.
Fitness center: I typically avoid gyms, but this one was surprisingly decent. They had everything! I got in shape during my vacation! (well, kind of).

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (And My Waistline!)

This is where I felt the need to stretch my wallet…

Restaurants: The main restaurant was a pleasant surprise. The international cuisine and western cuisine in restaurant were excellent. The Happy hour was a must-attend event! The coffee shop offered a much needed morning pick me up.
Poolside bar: Perfect for a lazy afternoon.
Room service [24-hour]: The holy grail for a staycay like this! I ordered everything…even a salad at 3 AM. Don't judge.
Asian breakfast: I didn't try it, but it's a promising sign!

The Realities?

The buffet restaurant: I’ll be honest, buffet food can be hit or miss, and this was a bit on the miss side. Nothing was awful, but nothing blew me away. Give me that a la carte in restaurant any day!
Coffee/tea in restaurant: The coffee could have been better.

Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (Even With My Germophobia!)

This is huge for me, especially these days. Clearwater Getaway took cleanliness seriously! I saw evidence of daily disinfection in common areas, professional-grade sanitizing services, and hand sanitizer everywhere. They even had anti-viral cleaning products. The Staff trained in safety protocol, which was a relief. I also love the fact that they provided the option to Room sanitization opt-out available, so if you don't want the stuff, you don't get it.

Services and Conveniences: They Thought of Everything (Almost!)

Concierge: Fantastic for everything, from booking excursions to finding the best pizza place.
Dry cleaning and laundry service: Because who wants to pack a suitcase full of dirty clothes?
Daily housekeeping: My personal fairy godmother who left me fresh towels and made my bed.
Convenience store: Useful for late-night snacks.
Luggage storage: A lifesaver if you arrive early or have a late flight.
Car park [free of charge] A huge bonus! (It's a nightmare finding parking in downtown areas.)
Car power charging station: I don't drive an electric car, but nice to know they're forward-thinking.

The Not-So-Shiny Bits (Because No Place is Perfect!)

Okay, time for some gripes.

The TV selection: Okay, the selection was massive, but I couldn’t find my favorite streaming apps. Minor, but a little frustrating.
No pets allowed: A shame for all the dog lovers out there. My fur baby would have loved it.
The terrace: It wasn't the most inspiring view, but hey, I got some fresh air, so no major complaints.
Missing details: Some more specifics on certain amenities and the rooms would be amazing.

Overall: My Verdict? Go Book It! (With Some Reservations)

Despite a few minor imperfections, Clearwater Getaway is an incredible option for a relaxing getaway. The pros far outweigh the cons. It's clean, comfortable, and has enough amenities to keep you entertained, pampered, and thoroughly spoiled. I'm already planning my return trip. Just maybe this time, I'll skip the buffet.

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Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars. I would've given it a 5 if the buffet was better!

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Residence Inn Clearwater Downtown Clearwater (FL) United States

Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary; this is my brain, spilling onto the page. We're taking a trip to Clearwater, Florida, and it's going to be… well, it's going to be something.

Trip: Clearwater Chaos - Lodging at Residence Inn Clearwater Downtown (Bless Their Hearts)

Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Allure of Free Breakfast

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Travel Day Disaster (So Far, So Good?)
- Arrive at Tampa International Airport (hopefully not smelling like airplane pretzels and despair, which is, sadly, a constant possibility).
- Ugh, the rental car pickup. Praying for a car that doesn't scream "I'm trying too hard." The last time? A canary yellow…thing. I swear, it judged me.
- Highway driving – shudders – let's hope the GPS lady doesn't go all HAL 9000 on me. "Recalculating… are you worthy?"
- Anecdote: Last time, I missed my exit and ended up in a swamp. A literal swamp. Mosquitoes the size of my thumb. Suffice to say, I learned the hard way that GPS directions aren't infallible.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Check-In and Mild Panic
- Arrive at Residence Inn Clearwater Downtown. Yay, familiar territory! Okay, breathe. Do they have those stupid little free water bottles? I get irrationally excited about those.
- Check-in. Always a gamble. Are they going to give me the room I booked, or the broom closet? (It's happened.)
- Unpack. This is where the real emotional roller coaster begins. Did I pack the right shoes? The right mood? Did I forget my toothbrush? (Pro Tip: Always bring the toothbrush.)
- Quirky Observation: I swear, hotel hallways are designed to amplify your anxiety. The smell of stale air conditioning and existential dread… it's a powerful combination.
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM: The Free Breakfast Reconnaissance Mission
- Scope out the free breakfast situation. This is crucial. I'm a sucker for a good waffle. (Don't judge me.)
- Assess the coffee quality. It will determine the mood for the entire day.
- Emotional Reaction (Optimistic): If the waffles are fluffy, crispy on the edges, and paired with fresh fruit and a decent cup of coffee, I will declare this hotel a temporary utopia.
4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Settle In, Map Out the Invasion… Err, I Mean, Vacation
- Actually unpack.
- Watch something utterly brain-dead on TV to fully embrace the vacation vibe.
- Plan what we're actually going to do. This is an important step. Unless you're content to just waffle your way through life. Which, honestly, is a valid option.
6:00 PM: Dinner - Finding Food and Hiding From the Sun
- Dinner – Need a casual restaurant, or a quick bite, or a place to hide from the sun.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay, I'm not the best at making decisions. Maybe I'll ask the front desk where locals go. Or maybe I'll just walk and see what looks intriguing. Or maybe I'll just get takeout and hide in my room. Decisions, decisions! The freedom is overwhelming.
8:00 PM: Bedtime Ritual
- Get ready for bed.
- Stronger emotional reactions After a long day, it's time to enjoy some quiet and a great sleep.

Day 2: Beach Bliss (Maybe), and the Mystery of the Missing Sunscreen

7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast: The Moment of Truth
- Breakfast is in! Will it be a waffle dream, or a breakfast buffet nightmare? Prepare to adjust mood, accordingly.
- Opinionated Language: If they run out of bacon, I'm staging a protest.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Beach Prep (a.k.a. The Sunscreen Hunt)
- The Beach! Is calling, oh my god!
- Anecdote: One time, I forgot sunscreen entirely. Ended up looking like a freshly boiled lobster. Not a good look, people.
- Find sunscreen. Apply sunscreen. Reapply sunscreen. Repeat.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Beach Day! (Provided We Survive the Parking Situation)
- Head to Clearwater Beach. Pray for good parking. (This is the most important part.)
- Soak up the sun. Or hide from the sun, depending on my skin's current level of vulnerability.
- Swim in the ocean. Or wade in the ocean. Or just sit on the beach and watch the waves. All of these are valid options.
- Double Down Experience: The Sand. I'm talking, like, really talking about the sand. The way it feels between your toes… the way it gets everywhere. In your hair, in your sandwiches, in your soul. I kinda love it. I hate it. It's the perfect beach experience.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch and The Great Sand Evacuation
- Grab lunch on the beach (maybe) - get something quick, lest you spend the entire time wrestling with a beach umbrella.
- Try to rid ourselves of the sand. This is a lost cause, but we must try.
1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Afternoon Delights (Maybe) or a Nap (Almost Guaranteed)
- Option 1: Beach Activities: Maybe, perhaps, we'll try parasailing. Or jet skis. Or building a sandcastle that doesn't immediately collapse. (Highly doubtful, but we can dream.)
- Option 2: Poolside Relaxation: Retreat to the hotel pool, read a book, and pretend we can't hear the shrieks of joy from the nearby water slide.
- Option 3: The Nap: Let's be honest, this is the most likely scenario.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles I'm thinking a quick nap might be in order. Or a long nap. Or maybe just a solid coma-like sleep. This vacation thing is hard work.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Shower, Regroup, and Question My Life Choices
- Shower. Wash away the sand, the sunscreen, and the existential dread.
- Change. Maybe put on something other than a swimsuit and a cover-up.
- Question my life choices. (Standard procedure on any vacation.)
6:00 PM: Dinner and Drinks
- Dinner - Again, location, location, location!
- Drinks - a little something to de-stress and celebrate getting on vacation.
8:00 PM: Bedtime Ritual
- Get ready to sleep.
- Stronger emotional reactions After a long day, it's time to enjoy some quiet and a great sleep.

Day 3: Exploration and Existential Dread

7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast: The Moment of Truth Part 2
- Breakfast is in! Will it be a waffle dream, or a breakfast buffet nightmare? Prepare to adjust mood, accordingly.
- Opinionated Language: If they run out of bacon, I'm staging a protest.
8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Exploration Prep
- Decide what to do.
- Check for anything nearby.
9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Exploration Time
- Head out.
- Wander around.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break
- Food time
- Rest from wandering.
1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Afternoon Delights (Maybe) or a Nap (Almost Guaranteed) Part 2
- Option 1: Explore Visit places nearby.
- Option 2: Poolside Relaxation: Retreat to the hotel pool, read a book, and pretend we can't hear the shrieks of joy from the nearby water slide.
- Option 3: The Nap: Let's be honest, this is the most likely scenario.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles I'm thinking a quick nap might be in order. Or a long nap. Or maybe just