Unbelievable Views, Unforgettable Stay: The Grand Summit Lodge Awaits!
Unbelievable Views, Unforgettable Stay? Hold Your Horses… A Grand Summit Lodge Review That's Actually Real!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your average, sterile hotel review. We’re diving headfirst into the Grand Summit Lodge, and let me tell you… it’s been a ride. Let's see if the unforgettable part is entirely true. Spoiler alert: it’s complicated.
First Impressions & Accessibility – The Good, The Okay, and the "Wait, Really?"
Right off the bat, the views. The views! Seriously, they live up to the hype. Waking up and seeing those majestic mountains… instant Instagram gold. But, and this is a big but, accessibility. This is where we stumble a bit. While they say they're wheelchair accessible, and they do have elevators and ramps, navigating the whole place felt a bit… clunky. Not exactly seamless. Some doors felt tight, and I definitely spotted a few potential pinch points. This is super important to me, because my Aunt Mildred relies on her wheelchair, and I'd hate for her to struggle on her vacation. This is a minor ding, but I'm giving it a side-eye.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: I believe there were accessible options, but honestly, between the sheer size of the place and, let’s be honest, my own internal GPS failing me (more on that later), I didn't fully explore them.
The Internet – Bless the Free Wi-Fi Gods!
Okay, let's cut to the chase. Free Wi-Fi in every room! Praise Jebus! That alone bumps up the score. We're talking fast, reliable Wi-Fi too, which is crucial when you're trying to… ahem… work hard, or hardly work, depending on your life choices. I was able to easily stream and call home to my mother, without interruption. The Internet access – LAN wasn't something I touched, I mean, who uses LAN anymore? But it's there, and I'm sure it's appreciated by someone, somewhere.
Things to Do – Paradise or Overwhelming Menu?
The sheer amount of stuff to do here is… intense. They've got everything. And I mean everything.
- Relaxation Central: Body wraps, scrubs… the full spa shebang. I splurged on a deep tissue massage (because, let’s face it, all that relaxing is exhausting), and woah. Just… woah. My knots basically evaporated.
- Fitness Fiesta: Gym, fitness center, pool with a view, sauna, steam room… Look, If you are into 'wellness', you may be in heaven. I, on the other hand, attempted the gym once. Emphasis on attempted. Let's just say my cardio was limited to walking from the treadmill to the water cooler and back.
- Swimming Pool (Outdoor): The outdoor pool was glorious. Seriously. Sun, mountains, a cocktail in hand… pure bliss. The problem? It was always packed. Like, sardines-in-a-giant-tub-of-sunscreen packed.
- Spa/Sauna: The spa was nice, but not as impressive as the massage.
Cleanliness & Safety – The Post-Pandemic Dance
They’re clearly taking the whole cleanliness game seriously. The anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas were reassuring. They had hand sanitizer everywhere. And, I'm sure the professional-grade sanitizing services were happening, and that they also had room sanitization opt-out available. And… well, they have to do all that, right? I mean, no one wants to be the person who brought down a ski resort with a rogue sneeze. The sanitized kitchen and tableware items was also welcome.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking – A Culinary Adventure (Sometimes)
The dining situation was a mixed bag. Restaurants galore! Restaurants! Restaurants! They had almost everything. International cuisine, Asian cuisine, Western cuisine. And the dreaded buffet in restaurant.
Here's the thing, after a long day of skiing (or, you know, pretending to ski), the last thing I want is a complicated meal.
- The Bar: Happy hour was a must. They have a great bar and poolside bar!
- The Breakfast Buffet: A total zoo. The food was decent, but the sheer volume of people jostling for scrambled eggs was a bit much. The breakfast takeaway service seemed popular, and convenient.
- The Coffee Shop: Thank. God. For the coffee shop. Lifesaver. Just grab and go.
The poolside bar was a godsend. Sipping a daiquiri while overlooking the mountains? Yes, please!
Services and Conveniences – A Mixed Bag of Helpful and… Unnecessary?
They have everything. Everything. The concierge was super helpful, especially when I was trying to find a decent place to buy socks (turns out, essential gear). The daily housekeeping was impeccable. The car park [free of charge] was a bonus! No nasty car park fees! Cashless payment service was also a plus.
The gift/souvenir shop… let’s just say I may have acquired a rather expensive, and entirely unnecessary, branded ski jacket. Blame it on the altitude.
And honestly, the Facilities for disabled guests seemed okay – not bad but could be better.
For the Kids – Is This Family-Friendly Heaven?
Family/child friendly: Yep. I saw a ton of kids. Babysitting service was available.
Available in all rooms: I couldn't ask for more.
The Room – Ah, the Sanctuary (Sort Of)
Well, the room was nice, with all the usual bells and whistles. The air conditioning worked like a dream. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. The complimentary tea was a thoughtful touch.
I had free bottled water and free Wi-Fi, which is amazing.
The Imperfections (Oh, the Imperfections!)
Now, here's where the wheels slightly come off. First off, the check-in. Despite the contactless check-in/out, it was still a bit of a cluster. And, for the love of all that is holy, the elevators! Sometimes waiting felt like forever, especially when you're desperate for a mid-afternoon nap.
The internet speeds were unreliable in my room at times.
And honestly, the place just feels… big. Like, really, really big. You could spend half your vacation just trying to find your way around. I got lost at least three times. Three! I started calling it "The Grand Summit Lodge Maze."
Final Verdict – Worth the Trip?
Alright, so, would I recommend the Grand Summit Lodge? Maybe. The views are stunning. The spa is divine. The overall vibe is definitely luxury.
The accessibility could use a bit of work, especially for the price point. If you are traveling with kids, it is a great option, with things to do for everyone.
Ultimately, it's a good choice. It's not perfect, but then again, what is?
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because you're about to get the real lowdown on a ski trip… well, a slightly disastrous, mostly fantastic, and definitely opinionated ski trip to The Grand Summit Lodge in Park City. Forget the perfectly polished brochure; this is the raw, unfiltered truth.
Trip Title: Operation Powder Panic & Pillow Fights (The Grand Summit Edition)
Day 1: Arrival and the "Altitude Struggle" (aka, My Face Melted)
1:00 PM - ARRIVAL: Picture this: I'm practically bouncing off the walls with excitement. I'd envisioned myself gliding gracefully onto the slopes, a vision of mountain chic. Reality slapped me in the face (literally, with a gust of wind) the moment I stepped out of the airport shuttle. The Grand Summit. It's beautiful, I'll give it that. Impressive lobby, cozy fireplace. I'm thinking, "Yes, luxury living!" But then… altitude. Oh, sweet Jesus, the altitude. The simplest tasks became Herculean feats. I tried to unpack, and I was out of breath, my face was bright red, and I felt like a beached whale. I swear I saw the bellhop snickering.
2:00 PM - CHECK-IN CHAOS: The line was horrendous. The concierge was a perfectly coiffed woman with a permanent air of 'I'm too good for this.' My room wasn't ready (naturally). "Enjoy the view!" she chirped, like I'm supposed to enjoy suffering. I started to feel this was a conspiracy!
3:00 PM - ROOM AT LAST! (And a Nap): The room is gorgeous. Seriously, the beds are like clouds. I passed out… instantly. Slept for like, three hours. Woke up feeling disoriented. It was, at the moment, a beautiful place.
6:00 PM - Dinner… or the Great Food Fiasco: Ate at the restaurant in the hotel. Overpriced, under-seasoned, and frankly, a bit meh. My expectations had been so high! I was so hungry after a long travel day, and I could’ve eaten a horse, but I swear it tasted like something that had been sitting under a heat lamp since the Reagan administration.
8:00 PM - Early to bed: Altitude is brutal. My head was pounding.
Day 2: Slopes, Slips and the Ski School Scares
8:00 AM - Ski Gear Debacle: Rented skis. I had visions of myself, a ski goddess, carving perfect turns. The reality? I looked like a clumsy penguin on ice. The rental shop guy was… well, let's just say he wasn't exactly overflowing with helpful advice.
9:30 AM - Ski School Shenanigans (and, Um, Tears): I, being a sensible woman, decided that I needed to go through ski school. I was paired with a group of kids, maybe aged 6 to 7. Our instructor? Bless his heart, he looked like this was his first day on the job too. I felt like I was in preschool again. I fell. A lot. Like, a humiliating amount. One little cherub looked at me and declared, "You're doing it wrong!" And, well, he wasn't wrong. I went through some of the most annoying, humbling, and humiliating, moments, and I had tears in my eyes. I wanted to just quit right then. The instructor, sensing my despair, actually offered me a hug. Honestly, it was one of the best hugs of my life.
12:00 PM - Lunch… and the "Accidental Face Plant": Mid-morning, I decided to go with a group and lunch at the top of the slopes. I had some amazing food, and everything was going well. I was getting more comfortable on the slopes! I thought I was finally getting it. Then, disaster. I was feeling confident, maybe a bit overconfident. I lost control. The world spun. I ate snow. The most epic face-plant in history. My goggles are askew, my hair is a mess, and a group of teenage boys are gleefully pointing and laughing. I picked myself up. I laughed it off. I'm sure the guy who helped me up was trying so hard not to burst out laughing.
2:00 PM - Redemption Run(s): After collecting myself (and my pride), I forced myself back on the slopes. It was a slow, tentative start, but I progressively started to get better, and it was more rewarding.
6:00 PM - Apres-Ski Bliss (and the Hot Tub!): Reward time! Headed to the hotel’s bar for apres-ski. Guzzled a hot chocolate, and then I decided to go to the hot tub. It was heaven. My sore muscles melted away.
Day 3: Powder Dreams & Parking Lot Pranks
8:00 AM - Fresh Powder! (Maybe): Woke to… clouds. And a dusting of snow. Not quite the powder day I’d been hoping for.
9:00 AM - The Search For Powder (and a Bad Idea): I decided to venture away from the main runs. Bad idea. I ended up in a snowy, wooded abyss and got hopelessly lost. Luckily, a friendly snowboarder (shoutout to the lifesaver) pointed me in the right direction.
12:00 PM - Lunch… the Repeat: Went to the same restaurant as yesterday. This time, I made better choices.
2:00 PM - More skiing: After my terrible experience yesterday, I was more confident and comfortable.
4:00 PM - The Great Sock Heist: I swear I saw some jerk steal my socks from the ski locker.
6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner (and a Moment of Zen): On a night before I left, I looked at the beautiful mountain and all the work it took to get here. It was such a beautiful, wonderful place, and I felt such peace.
Day 4: Departure… and the Promise of Return
8:00 AM - Last Breakfast and Check-Out: Said goodbye to the amazing comfy bed.
9:00 AM - Souvenir Shopping (or, The Desperate Quest for a T-Shirt): Okay, the souvenir shop in the hotel was outrageously expensive. But I needed a "I Survived Park City" t-shirt. Found one. It's now my favorite piece of clothing.
11:00 AM - Farewell to the Mountain: As the shuttle took me back to the airport, I was wistful. I'd battled the altitude, faced my fears, and eaten more snow than I care to admit. This wasn't the ideal trip. It wasn't even close. But the views, the friendships, the hot tub… those memories, those were worth every single face-plant.
1:00 PM - FLIGHT!: Sayonara, Park City! Until next time… and believe me, there will be a next time.
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