Odessa's BEST Hotel? La Quinta Inn & Suites Review (You Won't Believe This!)
La Quinta Inn & Suites, Odessa: Did it REALLY Blow Me Away? (Spoiler Alert: Maybe!) 🌵🤠
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just survived a stay at the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Odessa, Texas. And let me tell you, the desert-scape, oil-boom vibes, and the sheer vastness of the place… well, it leaves a mark! I'm here to spill the (slightly greasy) beans, warts and all. This ain't some polished travel brochure; this is REAL.
First Impressions: The Search for the Holy Grail (Read: The Lobby)
Finding this place felt a bit like an epic quest. You're driving, driving, and suddenly, BAM! La Quinta. It's there. The exterior is… well, it's La Quinta. Functional. The entrance is accessible, thankfully – important for this weary traveler. The front desk staff? Friendly enough, bless their hearts. The "Contactless Check-in/Out" they advertised was…well, it seemed contactless. I definitely touched the pen. Maybe I'm just a germaphobe, but I'm constantly worrying about that.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Trying
Okay, let's talk accessibility. Because listen, I'm a human who appreciates getting around! They've got "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start. An "Elevator" – yes, please! "Wheelchair accessible" is present too, which is fantastic. What about details? I'm not sure how often they check for things like the perfect height of the buttons or the weight of the doors, but I'm sure it's there. I didn't check, but it was good. The "Car park [free of charge]" situation was a lifesaver considering I was operating a rental car, the free parking makes things so much easier in terms of saving money (even with a rental car). Shout out to the folks who thought of that!
Rooms: My Oasis (Or Maybe Just a Room)
My room? Pretty standard La Quinta fare. "Non-smoking" (thank goodness!), "Air conditioning" (essential in Texas, honey!), and a "Free Wi-Fi," which, let's be honest, is a godsend in this day and age. There was an "Alarm clock," "Coffee/tea maker," and, blessedly, a "Refrigerator." The "Extra long bed" was honestly a big relief, because I am a tall human. The "Blackout curtains" were a lifesaver for sleeping off the Texan sun. The "Desk" was workable, though honestly, I preferred working from the bed. Did I mention the free Wi-Fi? It was consistently on-point.
Cleanliness and Safety: They Tried!
Okay, let's talk COVID. They were clearly trying. "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and "Rooms sanitized between stays" were plastered everywhere. They also had "Hand sanitizer" stations. I'm not sure how thorough the sanitization was, but the attempt was appreciated. I did notice the "Cashless payment service" – convenient! And they had a "First aid kit," which is comforting.
Dining: Fueling the Adventure (Or Slightly Disappointing the Palate)
Breakfast! "Breakfast [buffet]" was the name of the game, which, considering the current climate, was a tad… precarious. They did a decent job with the "Individually-wrapped food options" and "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items" that were actually present, but it still felt a little… tense. It was not a culinary masterpiece, but it kept me going. Coffee was okay. Let's just say I wouldn't write home about the Asian breakfast, but maybe it was a good excuse to go out and get some real food. They had a "Coffee shop" though, which was nice.
Things to Do (Or Not…): The Truth About Odessa
This hotel isn't exactly a hotbed of entertainment. "Things to do" within the hotel? Forget it! No spa, no sauna, no steamroom, no swimming pool with a view. I’m still going to go out. I am not going to just stay here.. But, a "Gym/fitness" center did exist, bless their hearts. No complaints, but… it didn't exactly scream "luxury." They had "Meeting/banquet facilities," and "Seminars," and "Audio-visual equipment for special events." I assume someone enjoyed them.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Make a Difference
The little things? "Daily housekeeping" was a plus. The "Laundry service" saved me a ton of hassle. The "Luggage storage" was also a godsend. They had a "Convenience store" for those late-night snack cravings.
Internet: Thank God For Wi-Fi!
Seriously, this is a priority, right? They’ve got "Internet access – wireless" and "Wi-Fi [free]" – which is glorious! Essential for planning your daily adventures and checking for all the latest news from back home, "Internet" and "Internet access – LAN" were also here. I need to work, I need to connect, don't make me suffer!
For the Kids (and the Kid in You):
I didn't have kids with me but there was a "Family/child friendly". Could be good for the kids who like a basic experience, or, at least, there's not much here that's hostile to kids.
The Quirky Observations and Annoying Moments:
- The elevator was a bit slow. Like, really slow. I considered taking the stairs after a while.
- The TV remote was a relic of a bygone era. Buttons sticking, sluggish response.
- The air conditioning was loud – almost drowning out my sleep.
- I did appreciate the "Safe dining setup" when I looked.
Final Verdict: Worth the Stay?
Look, the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Odessa isn't the Ritz-Carlton. But it's clean, generally well-maintained, and offers the essentials. It’s a functional, comfortable place to crash after a long day of exploring (or, uh, driving through) West Texas. Would I recommend it? Yeah, absolutely. It served its purpose. And hey, the free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. Just don't expect a spa day, and you'll be golden.
Unbelievable San Jose Getaway: Hotel Keen Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is a La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Odessa North itinerary… and you'll practically SMELL the stale continental breakfast by the time we're done.
Day 1: Odessa or Bust (and Probably Just Bust)
- 7:00 AM (ish): Wake up. Or, in my case, blink open an eye, scream internally at the harsh, artificial sunlight of the room, and immediately regret the questionable decision to order an extra-large Dr. Pepper from the vending machine last night. The carpet…well, let's just say it's seen things. THINGS.
- 7:30 AM: Stumble towards the "complimentary breakfast." Okay, maybe it's not terrible. The pre-made omelets look a little… dehydrated, but the waffles are a solid 7/10. Bonus points for the self-service juice dispenser. We're operating on "hangry" levels here, and a dose of sugar is required.
- Anecdote: I swear, I saw a guy take three waffles, dunk 'em in the syrup, and then proceed to pile on the scrambled eggs like it was a competitive sport. I wanted to ask if he was feeding a small army, but mostly I was distracted by the rogue coffee stains on my own shirt.
- 8:00 AM: Attempt to conquer the Wi-Fi. Turns out, "free Wi-Fi" translates to about the same speed as a dial-up modem on a very, very good day. I'm pretty sure my cat could download a file faster. Start feeling the early pangs of boredom.
- 9:00 AM: Decide to embrace the Odessa experience. This entails… well, I'm not exactly sure what it entails. Googling "things to do in Odessa, TX" yields results ranging from "visit the Ellen Noel Art Museum" (sounds promising, but I'm tired), to "see the meteor crater" (okay, that's kind of cool), to "go shopping at a strip mall" (…maybe later.).
- Quirky Observation: The brochure for the Ellen Noel Art Museum boasts a collection of "contemporary art." Probably involves some modern art that I won't understand and will make me feel even more intellectually challenged.
- 10:00 AM: Decide to do a deep dive into the room amenities. There has to be something! This room!
- Emotional Rollercoaster: The tv. The remote refuses to change, it's locked. Oh the humanity! I spend way too long trying to figure out the remote, which, let's be honest, probably hasn't been touched since the Bush administration. Turns out you have to, and I quote the instructions, “Point the control toward the display. Press the button for the TV.” Oh! I think I understand how to use the remote.
- 11:00 AM: The pool. Or rather, the indoor pool. I am not a pool person, not a fan, but I think it will be fun! I waddle over with a grim determination, like a penguin about to be eaten by a leopard seal.
- 11:15 AM: I get in… the water is room temperature, a little too cool, and I’m not totally grossed out. But, my inner child is not pleased. Where are the slides? The jumping boards? I start thinking about jumping in the jacuzzi.
- 11:45 AM: The jacuzzi. I get in! It’s a little too hot, and I start to feel like a boiled lobster. I wish I had some butter, the thoughts flood my head!
Day 2: Road Trip (Almost Literally)
- 7:00 AM: The alarm screams, but I am not awake. I had a hard time sleeping, so the alarm is a siren song. I smash the snooze button until I have to get up. It's still dark outside. Yay Texas!
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast again. I'm starting to recognize everyone. The waffle-eating champion is back. The dehydration is also here. This time I get a granola bar, and it's really good, probably because I am starving.
- 9:00 AM: Today is road trip day! I decide to embrace Route 200. I have no real plans just, like, go do something. I need to be outside of the room.
- Rambling Thoughts: Is the "road trip" more about the destination or the journey? Honestly, at this point, I'm hoping for a decent gas station bathroom.
- 10:00 AM - 4:00 PM: Drive, explore, and probably get a little lost. Find some cute roadside attractions and maybe a local diner. Discover how vast Texas really is.
- Opinionated Language: Texas is HUGE. Like, ridiculously huge. And the driving is pretty monotonous. But it's also… kinda beautiful in a desolate, "lone star" kind of way. I'm still on the fence about the wind.
- 4:30 PM: Return to the La Quinta. The room! The sweet embrace of the room! The smell of the carpet! I collapse onto the bed, utterly exhausted.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief. Pure, unadulterated relief.
Day 3: "Wrapping Up" (and Possibly a Late Checkout)
- 7:00 AM: The inevitable alarm. Sleep is still not the friend.
- 8:00 AM: One last "complimentary" breakfast. I make a ritual of it, knowing that this will be the last time for a long period.
- 9:00 AM: Attempt to pack. The suitcase is a bottomless pit. Begin wondering how I accumulated So. Much. Stuff.
- Messier Structure: Wait, what IS the deal with hotel irons? Are they even made of iron? Do they work? I honestly don't know.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the La Quinta.
- Final Opinion: It wasn't glamorous, it wasn't perfect. But it was a place to rest my head, to recharge (mostly) and to escape the humdrum of life for a little while. And for that, it was… alright.
So, what *exactly* is this supposed to be about? (And why is my brain suddenly doing the Macarena?)
Why does this structure feel... wonky? Is my internet broken?
Okay, enough with the existential dread. Let's talk: what's the *best* way to… well, whatever we're talking about?
What are the common pitfalls? What *shouldn't* I do?
What about the stuff that makes me want to throw my computer out the window?
Okay, fine, but what if I *really* mess up? Catastrophically?
So, advice in a nutshell?
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