Ziva Puerto Vallarta: Your All-Inclusive Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this review of Hyatt Ziva Puerto Vallarta is gonna be less "sterile corporate brochure" and more "drunk friend spilling their guts at 3 AM." Let's get messy with this all-inclusive paradise, shall we?
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Accessibility (Because Everyone Deserves a Vacation):
Alright, let's start with the important stuff. Accessibility. They're trying. We're talking ramps scattered around, and the elevators, THANK GOD, actually work. Wheelchair accessible is a mostly accurate descriptor. But… and there's always a but, right? The beach access? Tricky. That gorgeous sand is a killer for wheelchairs. They do have a beach wheelchair available, but it requires a little advance planning. I’d rate it a solid B- for accessibility, room for improvement, but they get brownie points for at least attempting.
Rooms and Stuff (Where I Spent a Lot of Time):
Okay, the rooms. Pretty standard Hyatt fare. Air conditioning? Check. Praise the heavens. Blackout curtains? YES. Because a girl needs her sleep, especially after a margarita or three. The Wi-Fi [free] was a godsend – the free part, at least. It wasn't always lightning fast, but hey, I survived. There are Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN available too, for the tech-savvy folks. My room included a refrigerator (essential for emergency water and the odd sneaky beer), a coffee/tea maker (coffee is LIFE), and a seating area (where I promptly face-planted after a particularly exhausting day of relaxing). Extra long bed? Check. I appreciated that greatly. My room also included a safety/security feature, which was nice.
The Daily housekeeping did a good job, always a plus! I used the ironing facilities once, and promptly burned the bottom of my favorite sundress. Oops. My fault, but I had to mention it. The shower, was good too, and there was hot water, which is often NOT a given in Mexico!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (My Favorite Category):
Let's be real. All-inclusive is about the food, right? Restaurants: YES. Lots of them. A la carte in restaurant? Absolutely. Buffet in restaurant? Oh, yes. The buffet was a chaotic symphony of breakfast burritos, questionable pastries, and the occasional amazing mango. Breakfast [buffet] was my jam. Honestly, though, the standouts were the a la carte restaurants. Especially the Asian restaurant. The sushi was surprisingly good! Loved the Asian cuisine in restaurant.
The Poolside bar was a lifesaver. Happy hour? More like happy hours, plural. And the drinks…well, they were strong. Maybe too strong. I may or may not have lost my sunglasses in the pool. Don't tell anyone.
Now, for the slightly less-than-perfect bits. The Room service [24-hour] was a lifesaver on a few occasions, but the food quality varied dramatically. I definitely ordered a burger that looked like it had seen better days. But, when you're 3 AM, and desperate, it’s a lifesaver.
The Spa (Bliss, or Just Really Expensive Water?):
Okay, the spa. Spa/sauna? Check. Massage? Obviously. I had a deep tissue massage that was absolutely divine. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The Body scrub and Body wrap were tempting, but I chickened out. The prices… well, they were what you'd expect at a resort spa. A bit eye-watering. The Pool with view at the spa was lovely, but honestly, the main pool had a great view, too. The Sauna, Steamroom, and Foot bath were glorious. Definitely a highlight.
Things to Do (Or Pretend to Do):
There's plenty to keep you busy. Swimming pool [outdoor]? Multiple. The main pool was lively, noisy, and full of screaming kids. (Which is fine, I’m just saying you can't escape them). There's a more chilled-out pool too, which I preferred. The Fitness center was surprisingly well-equipped, if you're into that sort of thing. I, personally, spent more time enjoying the poolside bar. They have a Gym/fitness, which I did not even go to, lol. Daily disinfection in common areas and Staff trained in safety protocol made me feel safe during the pandemic.
Cleanliness and Safety (Because We're Living in Crazy Times):
They're taking COVID precautions seriously. Hand sanitizer everywhere. Masks. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Staff trained in safety protocol. Honestly, I felt pretty safe. The Anti-viral cleaning products are a plus, and the Room sanitization opt-out available is a welcome option. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was sometimes a challenge, but generally, they tried.
Services and Conveniences (The Little Extras):
Contactless check-in/out was smooth. Concierge? Always helpful. Daily housekeeping? Essential. Gift/souvenir shop? Prepare to be tempted. Cash withdrawal? Yes. They even had a Car park [free of charge] which was great!
For the Kids (Good Luck):
Family/child friendly? Absolutely. This place is teeming with children. If you're not a fan of small humans, maybe consider earplugs. They have a Babysitting service but I did not use it.
Getting Around (Easy Peasy):
Airport transfer was easy. Car park [free of charge]. They have Taxi service and Valet parking if you want it.
The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Drunk:
Okay, the verdict. Is Ziva Puerto Vallarta perfect? Nope. Is it a good time? Mostly, yes. It’s a solid all-inclusive option. The food is decent, the drinks are strong, and the beach is beautiful, even if it’s tricky to get to. It’s a place to relax, recharge (or just binge-watch Netflix in your room, which, let’s be honest, I did a lot).
The Imperfections: The occasional long wait for a drink. The kid noise (but hey, that's what you sign up for). The price tag can sting a little.
The Quirks: The random stray cat that befriended me in the lobby. The questionable karaoke night (don’t ask). The sheer amount of sunscreen I went through.
Overall, it’s a thumbs up. Just go with realistic expectations, a sense of humor, and a healthy appreciation for margaritas. And pack extra sunscreen, you sun-worshippers!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your sanitized, robotic travel itinerary. This is real life, Ziva Puerto Vallarta-style. Prepare for some chaos, some sunshine, and maybe, just maybe, a tequila-induced revelation or two.
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and Avocado-Induced Bliss
1:00 PM: Touchdown in Puerto Vallarta. The airport is an absolute madhouse. Sprinting towards the baggage claim like a crazed honey badger after a rogue mango. Luggage? Found. My sanity? Debatably. Seriously, did I pack enough sunscreen? (Spoiler: I didn’t).
1:45 PM: Shuttle ride is a whole vibe. The driver is practically a stand-up comedian. He's pointing out every weird building and telling us stories about his ex-wife. "She like the beach," he says with a wink, "but she not like me on the beach!" I'm already loving this place.
2:30 PM: Ziva check-in. The lobby is gorgeous, a glorious explosion of open-air chic. I swear, I forgot how to breathe for a moment. They give you a drink while you wait. Is this… heaven? The room? Ocean view, baby! (Cue the dramatic music).
3:30 PM: Poolside Exploration…or, as I like to call it, the "Sunbeam and Shyness Dance". Okay, first impression – there's more beautiful people than I know what to do with. I wander around, trying to figure out where's the best place to post up for my day of sun worship. It take me 10 mins to finally choose a spot at the edge of the pool.
4:00 PM: Finally! I’m trying to find somewhere for lunch, I am starving! Luckily, the on-site restaurants are a blessing. After finding the perfect spot the only thing I decided was to go for the avocado. Avocado on toast? No. Avocado in a smoothie? No. Avocado in literally anything else? YES! Food glorious food, I got it!
6:00 PM: The sun sets, and I'm wandering into my room. The view from my balcony is breathtaking. The sky is on fire, and the ocean is glittering. I have a margarita in hand. Life, I'm starting to think, is pretty good.
7:30 PM: Dinner at the "El Arrayan". Okay, this is where things get real. I’m ordering a huge seafood platter. I'm feeling bold. I’m feeling… confident. The food arrives! I dig in. At first, I’m feeling like a queen but then I'm left with a feeling of bloated-ness and the seafood is starting to wear me down because I can barely breathe. Did I overdo it? Absolutely. Was it worth it? You bet your bottom dollar.
9:00 PM: Live music at the lobby bar. A mariachi band is belting out tunes, the tequila is flowing, and suddenly, I’m dancing with a complete stranger, bellowing out the lyrics to a song I barely know. Embarrassing? Yes. Fantastic? Absolutely. This is living.
Day 2: Beach, Bubbles, and a Brush with Reality
- 8:00 AM: Holy smokes, I survived the night! And boy, did I dream. I wake up feeling like I’ve been run over by a bus. I can't find my toothbrush. So I head to the bathroom and start looking, with my morning headache.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at "El Mercado". Okay, I am tired. I make a quick breakfast of fruit and a tiny tortilla.
- 10:00 AM: Beach time! I drag my sorry self down to the beach. This is what I came for. The waves are perfect, the sand is like powder. The sun is scorching my skin. This is it, I'm in heaven.
- 12:00 PM: Bubbles on the beach . I'm talking a long, long time, about 20 mins. I’m sipping on a strawberry margarita while watching some other folks play volleyball. Pure bliss.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the beach for a quick swim. Oh, I almost forgot! I was trying to get close to the beach, and I ended up stepping on something. "Ow!". This must've been the worst moment of the day, but oh well!
- 3:00 PM: Back to the room to take a rest. The room is now a total mess. I don't know what to do. My clothes and stuff all over the surface. This is the aftermath of my beach time.
- 4:00 PM: I'm starving again. I went to get pizza.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at Blanca Blue. I'm going to try something different! Omg the view from this restaurant is just gorgeous!
- 7:30 PM: I went to buy some souvenirs!
- 8:30 PM: The pool is empty now, I went to take a dive!
Day 3: Ziplining! (and a Near-Death Experience)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. Same as yesterday. Can anyone recommend somewhere else?
- 10:00 AM: This is happening. Ziplining. I'm excited, terrified, and questioning all my life choices. We get shuttled to the zipline place. The jungle is lush, the air is thick with humidity, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to plummet to my death. The course looks insane!
- 12:00 PM: The first zipline! It feels like you're flying! It's more fun than I can describe. I'm screaming with terror and joy at the same time.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the jungle restaurant. Delicious tacos and a well-deserved beer. My hands are shaking. My legs feel like jelly. I lived!
- 2:00 PM: Free time!
- 4:00 PM: Spa time. I'm getting a massage. My muscles are screaming in gratitude. This is the best decision I've ever made.
- 7:00 PM: Final Dinner.
Day 4: Departure & Existential Dread
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. One last breakfast!
- 10:00 AM: One final swim.
- 11:00 AM: Check-out and the airport.
- 12:00 PM: The airport. Goodbye, paradise. Hello, reality.
- 1:00 PM: Take-off. I'm sad, but i had the best time in Puerto Vallarta.
This itinerary wasn't perfect. I got sunburnt. I ate too much. I probably embarrassed myself on more than one occasion. But that's what made it great. It was real. It was messy. And it was all mine. And I'm already thinking about when I can go back!
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Ziva Puerto Vallarta: You Had Me at "All-Inclusive" (But Was It *Really*?!) - FAQ
Okay, *really*, is this place worth the hype? I see those Instagram posts... they always look *perfect*.
Alright, let's get real. The *Instagram* posts? Yeah, they're pretty. And Ziva Puerto Vallarta? Look, it's good. It's *very* good. But perfect? Nah. Think of it more like a slightly tipsy, overly-generous friend who's REALLY trying to make you happy. They've got the stunning ocean views, the swim-up bars (those are genius, by the way), and the seemingly endless supply of cocktails. But then... the AC in your room might be a little *too* intense for the first night (I swear I almost needed a parka). And sometimes, the buffet... oh, the buffet. It's a rollercoaster, folks. Some days, culinary genius. Other days? Let's just say, embrace the tacos. Embrace them *hard*.
Food & Drink: Spill the Beans! What's actually *good* and what's... questionable?
Okay, food is *crucial*. The ceviche at the beachside restaurant? Devine. I literally dreamed of it. And the Italian place? Pretty solid. (Though I did find a tiny, *tiny* hair in my pasta once. Totally forgivable, honestly. I was on vacation! Who cares?!) Now, the buffet... as mentioned, it's a gamble. The breakfast is usually banging, but dinner? Hit or miss. My advice? Stick with the Mexican options. They know their tacos. And speaking of drinks... the margaritas are *strong*. Maybe a little *too* strong. Pace yourself. (Narrator: *She did not pace herself*). The swim-up bar? Essentially a license to day-drink. Which I fully embraced. Every. Single. Day.
Is it ALL inclusive, *really*? Are there hidden fees everywhere? The fine print scares me!
Mostly. Mostly all-inclusive. Look, you pay upfront, which is beautiful. Most food and drinks are included. There are some premium alcohol options you might need to pay for (but honestly, the included stuff is fine). The only real "nickel-and-diming" I encountered was with the spa (which is *gorgeous* but *expensive*). Massages, of course, are extra. And maybe some of the excursions. But for the most part? Fill your boots, my friend. Fill. Your. Boots. Just be aware that the gift shop also lures you in with promises. I spent way too much on a sombrero. Worth it? Maybe. Regret? A little.
The Rooms: Are they luxurious? Are they... clean? (This is a dealbreaker for me.)
Okay, the rooms. They're nice. They're... adequate. Let's be honest, you're not going to spend *that* much time in them. Mine was clean, generally. The bed was comfy enough, and the balcony with the ocean view was amazing. Seriously, waking up to that view every morning was just... *chef's kiss*. My only real complaint? The toiletries. Seriously, what is it with hotel shampoo? It's like they're trying to *dry* your hair out. Bring your own. Trust me. Also, beware the mysterious "dust bunnies" under the bed of varying sizes. Don't freak out. Just…accept them. The air conditioning can run a bit loud, which I fixed with earplugs (which I forgot to pack, of course!)
What about the pools? Are they crowded? Are there enough chairs? (This is also crucial!)
Ah, the pools. The lifeblood of any all-inclusive resort. Yes, they are crowded. This isn't a secret. Get there early if you want a prime spot with a view. Or, embrace the chaos. Find a less-than-ideal chair (I spent an embarrassing amount of time stalking people about to leave for a good chair). The swim-up bar is where the real action is, by the way. People watching is top tier. Seriously, you can write a whole novel just observing the pool scene. The resort has multiple pools, which helps spread out the masses, which is nice, because I tend to get claustrophobic in a crowd. Plus, there is the ocean, which is its own massive, uncrowded pool. So, you're good.
The Beach: Is it swimmable? Beautiful sand? Or just... meh?
The beach! It's… well, it's not *stunningly* beautiful like some other beaches. It's a bit rocky in sections, and the sand isn't that powdery-white, soft sand. But, and this is a big but, the ocean is warm, the waves are gentle, and you can swim without a problem. And there are always vendors walking, but they are usually pretty chill. You can get a massage on the beach, right there under an umbrella. And the sunsets? *Those* are worth the price of admission alone. Seriously breathtaking. One evening, the sky just *exploded* with color. I sat there, margarita in hand, feeling utterly grateful. It’s the kind of moment you remember for years. Just avoid the rocks, and you'll be fine. I did, however, cut my foot on something, so pack some waterproof bandages just in case.
Service: Good? Bad? Consistently inconsistent? Give it to me straight.
Service is generally pretty good. The staff is mostly friendly and helpful. But... and there's always a but, isn't there? Sometimes, especially at the buffet during peak hours, things can get a little chaotic. You might wait a while for a drink refill. Or your food might arrive before your cutlery. It's not perfect, but it's not terrible. Honestly, I think people are just so focused on relaxing that they are ok with a slower pace, since you're, you know, *on vacation*. A tip goes a long way, and it's genuinely appreciated. Be patient. Smile. Learn a few basic Spanish phrases. (This made the staff smile and was a great way to start a conversation) Embrace the laid-back vibe. And remember, you're on vacation! Don't sweat the small stuff. Unless it involves a missing tequila shot. That’s a crisis.
Are there activities? What can a person *do* besides drink margaritas and stare at the ocean (though, honestly, that sounds pretty good)?
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