Fairfield Inn & Suites Clermont: Your Perfect Florida Getaway!
Fairfield Inn & Suites Clermont: My Florida Escape (With a Few Hiccups!)
Alright, folks, buckle up because I'm about to spill the tea on the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Clermont, Florida. Disclaimer: I'm no travel agent. I'm just a regular person who needed a break, and this place… well, this place was something. I'm going to give it to you straight, warts and all.
Accessibility & Safety: The Good, the Okay, and the "Huh?"
Let's start with the important stuff: getting in and staying safe. The accessibility was, in the grand scheme of things, pretty decent. They had elevators (thank heavens!), and the wheelchair accessibility seemed reasonable, especially in the common areas. I noticed ramps and wide hallways, which is always a plus. But, and it's a big but, I didn't actually use a wheelchair, so I can't give a definitive verdict on the room layouts or specifics beyond what I observed.
Speaking of safety, they were trying. The cleanliness and safety measures were evident. They definitely advertised anti-viral cleaning products, professional-grade sanitizing services, and daily disinfection in common areas. I saw staff masked up, and there were hand sanitizer stations everywhere. The rooms were supposedly sanitized between stays, but honestly? I still did that extra wipe-down of everything with my own wipes. Call me paranoid, but hey, better safe than sorry, right?
They had a smoke alarm and fire extinguisher in the room, which is standard, but comforting. The CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property were also reassuring. I liked that they had 24-hour front desk and 24-hour security, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you'll run into in Florida (I'm joking… mostly).
One thing that struck me as odd was the "Room sanitization opt-out available". Like, uh, do I really have a choice about sanitization? It feels like you're either in or you're out, and in this day and age, I'm firmly in the sanitizer camp.
Internet: Wi-Fi Woes and Wired Wonders
Okay, so the internet. This is where things got a bit… messy. They boast Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and, well, it was free. But the signal? Let's just say it was a bit of a rollercoaster. One minute I was streaming Netflix, the next I was staring at the buffering wheel of doom. Internet access – wireless was spotty. The Internet access – LAN (thank goodness!) was a lifesaver for some work I had to do. And yes, you do get the standard Internet services.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Food, Glorious Food…Mostly
The breakfast [buffet] was the highlight of the morning…for a while. They had the usual suspects: eggs (questionable, but edible), bacon (crispy, thank the heavens!), and a smattering of pastries. The Western breakfast was there, too, but with a bit of an Asian twist with the Asian breakfast. I also noticed Vegetarian restaurant option. But as the days went on, the selection felt… repetitive. I longed for something different. Maybe it was just me, but I was craving a decent croissant. The Coffee shop was a godsend, though. Coffee is a necessity, especially when you have to deal with dodgy Wi-Fi.
They have a Poolside bar, which is fantastic for unwinding. They also had Restaurants, with a Bar offering Happy hour. A A la carte in restaurant*, *Buffet in restaurant*, with other options as *Alternative meal arrangement*. At least they had a *Snack bar* and Coffee/tea in restaurant so that you wouldn't starve. One afternoon, I ordered some Desserts in restaurant, and they were…okay. Definitely not life-changing, but they did the trick. The Room service [24-hour] was a tempting option when I didn't feel like venturing out, but I heard mixed reviews.
Relaxation & Things to Do: Splashin' and Not So Much
Okay, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was the money shot. It was beautiful, and the Pool with view was pretty darn sweet. You could actually relax by the pool which was perfect. I definitely spent a lot of time there.
Now, for the "things to do" part. They had a Fitness center, but honestly, I mostly just looked at it. I'm on vacation, people! Then there's the Spa where you could get a Body wrap, Body scrub, Massage with Foot bath. It was just what I needed as they also had a Sauna and Steamroom for some extra chill. They also have Gym/fitness but I never tried it.
Rooms & Amenities: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (Okay, Not Ugly)
The rooms themselves were… functional. They had Air conditioning, which is a MUST in Florida. The bed was comfy enough, with the extra long bed was pretty neat, and the blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in. They had a mini bar (though I didn't use it) and a refrigerator for my own drinks.
Services and Conveniences: Mostly Smooth Sailing
The Daily housekeeping was a plus. They had a Concierge if you need help. However, there were a few minor quirks. The Laundry service was pretty pricey, and the Ironing service, while helpful, was slow. There's a Convenience store with some essential condiments** and a Gift/souvenir shop.
For the Kids: Kid-Friendly, But…
They claim to be Family/child friendly, but I didn't see any dedicated kids' facilities besides a pool. They did offer Babysitting service which is good to know. So, if you’re travelling with kids, I’d double-check what “kid-friendly” really means.
My Overall Verdict:
The Fairfield Inn & Suites Clermont is a solid, but not spectacular, choice. The accessibility and safety measures were generally good, the pool was fantastic, and the staff were friendly. However, the Wi-Fi was unreliable, the breakfast got old fast, and the overall experience felt a little… generic. I'd recommend it if you're looking for a convenient and safe place to stay in Clermont, especially if you prioritize the pool and don't need cutting-edge amenities. Just bring your own snacks and maybe a good book, and you'll be golden.
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Manitowoc's BEST Kept Secret? This Hotel Will SHOCK You!
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a Clermont, Florida, adventure, tailor-made for maximum chaos and questionable decisions. And it all starts (and possibly ends) at the Fairfield Inn & Suites in Clermont. Let's dive headfirst into this glorious mess:
Day 1: Arrival, Accidental Alligator Encounters, and the Quest for "Good" Coffee
1:00 PM - Arrival at Fairfield Inn & Suites, Clermont. Oh boy, here we go. After a five-hour drive (traffic was murder), I'm finally at the purported "oasis" of Clermont. First impressions? Clean, beige, and smells faintly of chlorine. Okay, check. Now, time to unleash my inner travel gremlin. The hotel is so beige that I accidentally drifted off to sleep as I'm on the bed.
2:00 PM - Unpacking, Inventory Check, and a Moment of Existential Dread. Suitcase contents: two pairs of "comfy" jeans (which are likely to become increasingly uncomfortable as the trip progresses), novelty socks (essential), and a book I swear I’ll actually read. Also, where's the emergency stash of gummy bears? Panic ensues.
3:00 PM - Clermont Downtown Stroll (and a near-death experience with a rogue golf cart?) I grabbed a pamphlet at the hotel and decided to take a short stroll around the Clermont Downtown area (not a city, the area). I was hoping to "embrace the local culture" but ended up almost getting run over by an elderly woman piloting a golf cart with the tenacity of a Formula 1 driver. I quickly realized I just wanted to get a cup of coffee.
3:30 PM - Coffee Quest. Forget the pamphlet. Forget the "culture." My mission: find the perfect caffeine hit and also somewhere with a good ambience. Starbucks is always an option, but the heart yearns for something local, something that makes my blood run cold. I ended up settling for a lukewarm, chain coffee which was not ideal.
4:30 PM - Unexpected Wildlife Viewing at Lake Minneola. Armed with caffeine, I decide to go for a pleasant walk near Lake Minneola. The lake is…well, it's a lake. But then, whoa. A massive alligator. Not tiny little guy. This thing was the size of a small car. I stood frozen, paralyzed by the primal urge to flee, scream, and maybe throw a small child (just kidding!). Turns out, there were a few more sunbathing on the banks. I beat a hasty retreat, my "pleasant walk" evolving into a breathless sprint.
6:00 PM - Dinner and Re-evaluation. Dinner at a generic chain restaurant. Food: edible. Service: slow. Mood: contemplative. I began to question all my life choices that led me to this moment, specifically that I was too cheap to fly.
8:00 PM - Poolside Contemplation (and the Ghosts of Sunburns Past). The hotel pool looks inviting. But I'm sunburnt, and this is where my inner, overthinking travel gremlin comes out. Is the water too chlorinated? Are there invisible germs? What if an alligator somehow got in? I only dipped my toes in.
9:00 PM - Bedtime and a promise to be more adventurous tomorrow. I tell myself I'll wake up tomorrow ready to seize the day, to embrace new experiences with a sunny disposition. Famous last words, right?
Day 2: Theme Parks, Questionable Food Choices, and a Breakdown… Maybe.
8:00 AM – Breakfast and Regret. Free hotel breakfast. The usual suspects: rubber eggs, questionable sausage, and coffee that tastes vaguely of sadness. Why do I always tell myself it'll be different? I load up on the sausage anyway.
9:00 AM – The Theme Park Avalanche of Awesomeness. (Let's just say it, I don't want to reveal which theme park I went to. Maybe it had a Mouse) Okay, so I'm off to the theme park. I got a park hopper pass (mistake number one). The crowds are biblical. The lines are longer than my sanity. The smells… well, let’s just say a churro explosion went wrong. First ride of the day? The "It's a small world" ride. I immediately regretting all my choices.
12:00 PM – The Great Food Debacle. I ate lunch in the park. I ordered a sandwich (it felt like a crime to pay the amount for it). The sandwich was edible, but something inside of me knew it wasn't right. It didn't sit well. I'm starting to feel…off. Okay, deep breaths.
3:00 PM – The Ride Meltdown. I'm on a roller coaster. It goes up. It goes down. I hold onto the bar for dear life. Suddenly, everything feels like too much. The noise. The crowds. The sandwich from earlier… the nausea hit me. I just need to reach the end of the ride. I did it, I made it. (maybe this is the food's doing).
4:00 PM – Exhaustion. The Need for Quiet. I retreat somewhere quiet. I take a break and get some water.
6:00 PM – Dinner – the Redemption Attempt. I attempt to get a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant. It didn't happen
7:30 PM - Back to the Hotel, to the Comfort of Despair. The hotel is a place to hide from reality. I'm exhausted. I'm overstimulated. I'm probably going to be sleeping for the next 12 hours.
Day 3: Farewell, Clermont, and the Lingering Smell of Chlorine
9:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions (and a Desperate Plea for Digestive Peace). Another free hotel breakfast. More rubber eggs and an extra helping of sausage (I'm a creature of habit, don't judge). I take a medicine for my stomach.
10:00 AM - "Scenic" Drive Departure. I hit the road, leaving the slightly disappointing, very beige Clermont in the rearview mirror. I'm determined to find something to remember from the trip than the giant alligator.
11:00 AM - Final Reflections and Vague Promises. I won't let life catch me like a deer in headlights again. I will embrace spontaneity, take risks (within reason), and remember to pack enough gummy bears. And I promise to find better coffee next time.
12:00 PM - Headed Home
This itinerary may or may not bear any resemblance to a well-planned trip. But hey, at least it's honest. And hopefully, it wasn't too boring.
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