
Escape to the Rockies: Unforgettable Denver Stay at Courtyard Golden!
Escape to the Rockies: Courtyard Golden - My Wild West Romp (With a Side of Wi-Fi, Okay?)
Okay, so here’s the deal. I just got back from a trip to Denver, and the Courtyard Golden? Well, let's just say it was an EXPERIENCE. I’m still processing it, so bear with me. This review? It’s gonna be a bit… scattered. Just like my luggage after I unpacked (and then repacked, and then left half of it in the hotel room… don't judge!).
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, But Mostly Good Vibes
First things first: Accessibility. I wasn't specifically focusing on this, but I did notice the presence of an elevator (thank GOD!), and the website mentioned rooms designed for accessibility. Seeing that I’m a somewhat clumsy person, I appreciated the wide hallways and generally open feel. The website also listed "Facilities for disabled guests", which makes life easier. No complaints here, other than my own inherent lack of coordination (more on that later).
Internet – Oh Sweet, Glorious Internet!
Okay, let's dive into the nerdy stuff. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! And it was actually good Wi-Fi. I’m talking streaming-Netflix-without-buffering good. This is a HUGE win for a digital nomad like myself, or any normal human who needs to check emails, y’know? They also have Internet [LAN], which, honestly, I wouldn’t even know how to use. I'm more of a Wi-Fi worshiper. They also offer Internet services. Whatever that means. I got my fix, people. That’s all that mattered. They better have stellar internet.
Cleanliness and Safety – They Actually Seemed To Care (and That’s Rare)
This is where Courtyard Golden really shined. I’m talking Daily disinfection in common areas, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. They were SERIOUS about cleaning. I felt safe, which is HUGE these days. They even had Hand sanitizers everywhere. Felt secure. They really went the distance to keep me safe. They actually seemed to care. A truly welcome sight, especially after the last hotel I stayed in (let's just say, I might still be itchy).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – The Buffet Blues (and Breakfast Bliss?)
Alright, the food. Here’s where things get… interesting. They had a Breakfast [buffet]… I’m a sucker for a buffet, I'll admit. The Buffet in restaurant was a delight. I might have had three trips. Maybe four. Okay, fine, I lost count. But they also had an A la carte in restaurant. Some options may have been too spicy, but I was able to adjust on the next visit . There was Coffee/tea in restaurant, which is a necessity. And a Coffee shop for those caffeine emergencies. They offered Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant, which seemed like they had a little of everything. The Poolside bar was a nice touch but I couldn't try any drinks. I did get to enjoy a Bottle of water.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – So Many Options, So Little Time (and a Pool With a View!)
Okay, the fun stuff! They advertised a Spa! And a Spa/sauna! Honestly, I didn't have time for all of it. This trip was packed. But the thought of a Sauna and a Steamroom was incredibly tempting. There was a Swimming pool [outdoor] which was REALLY important to me. I just wanted to float with the mountains in the background. I didn't get a pool with a view, sadly. They do have a Fitness center which I didn't feel like going to. Maybe next time. I did think about getting a Massage. Another time.
Services and Conveniences – Because Life is Hard Enough Already
So many conveniences! Concierge service, which I didn't use, but nice to know it's there. They had Daily housekeeping, which was a godsend. I'm a messy human. Laundry service saved my life (seriously, after that hiking trip, I needed it). Cash withdrawal… helpful, of course. And the Convenience store, where I went a little wild buying snacks. I felt like a king with all these services at my fingertips, just like the other guests!
For the Kids – Family Matters! I didn't even use it, but it's nice to know that the hotel does offer Babysitting service and Family/child friendly accommodations.
Getting Around – Freedom on Wheels (or Four Wheels, at least)
They offer Airport transfer, which I didn't use, but it's GREAT to know they had it. Car park [free of charge] was AMAZING, because parking is a nightmare. Taxi service and Car park [on-site] were great.
Available in All Rooms – My Kingdom for an Outlet!
Okay, here are some details that I used/loved: Air conditioning, a lifesaver in Colorado! They had Alarm clock which was a must. Blackout curtains which I can't survive without any more. Coffee/tea maker to start my day. Free bottled water which came in handy, as I went on adventures. Hair dryer that I did use. Internet access – wireless (again, the hero!). Mini bar (tempting, but I behaved!). Non-smoking (thank GOODNESS), Private bathroom. They also had Shower, which was a nice touch. Smoke detector, which seems like a good thing. Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free] and Window that opens.
My Most Memorable Moment: The (Almost) Catastrophe on the Hiking Trail (and the Blissful Return)
Okay, I have to tell you about this. I went on a hike (yes, I tried to be outdoorsy!). I'm clumsy, remember? Well, I tripped. Like, full-on, flailing-arms, almost-went-over-a-cliff trip. I scraped my knee, stained my jeans, and generally looked like a complete idiot.
I limped back to the Courtyard, a mess of dirt and regret. But then… the Room sanitization opt-out available and Rooms sanitized between stays had me going, "Yes, please!". A hot shower, clean sheets, and instant-access to Wi-Fi (seriously, the Wi-Fi saved me) healed me. The next day, I limped around Denver, but with a newfound appreciation for this humble hotel. It wasn't perfect. There were a few minor hiccups. But in the end, it was a safe, clean, comfortable haven after my Rocky Mountain misadventures.
The Verdict: Worth It, With a Few Quirks
Would I recommend the Courtyard Golden? Absolutely, with a few caveats.
- Pros: Fantastic Wi-Fi, spotless cleanliness, convenient location, friendly staff. I loved the breakfast buffet! And the beds!
- Cons: The pool was a little too crowded for my taste.
- Overall: A solid choice for a Denver stay, especially if you value cleanliness, convenience, and a reliable internet connection. Just watch out for those hiking trails! And maybe pack some extra Band-Aids. You know, just in case.
- Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars.

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! You're about to embark on a journey through my brain as I plan a (hypothetical, for now) trip to the Courtyard by Marriott Denver Golden/Red Rocks. This is not your perfectly polished itinerary. This is… well, this is me trying to pretend I'm organized, while secretly hoping the whole thing falls apart in a glorious, hilarious way. Let's do this!
Trip Title: Redemption Song (and Rocky Mountain High)
Destination: Courtyard by Marriott Denver Golden/Red Rocks, Golden, CO. Population: (checks Google) Around 20,000. Seems manageable.
Duration: Let's be optimistic, 4 days/3 nights. More realistically? Probably 3 days, and I'll spend the fourth wallowing in post-vacation blues.
Theme: A desperate attempt to escape my life, and hopefully find some decent craft beer. (Priorities, people!)
Day 1: The Great Escape (and the Parking Lot Apocalypse)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Or, as my cat prefers to call it, "Get aggressively pawed in the face until you feed me." Success! Coffee brewing. My life is already improved.
- 8:30 AM - 10:00 AM: Pack. This is always a disaster. I'll overpack every time, guaranteeing I'll wear the same two outfits and live in my yoga pants the whole time. Why do I bring a cocktail dress? Because optimism. And a deep-seated fear of being underdressed for a squirrel convention.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Drive to the Denver airport, (ideally, without getting lost, which is a near-miracle). My car is a small, slightly grumpy hatchback. Let’s hope she makes it.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Flight! Assuming the flight isn't delayed by a "minor mechanical issue" (read: the plane is held together with duct tape). Gotta remember to silence my phone. (I always forget). Attempt to read, but mostly just people-watch and judge their terrible/amazing packing skills. My emotional state: cautiously optimistic.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Arrive in Denver! The air is thin, which means I instantly begin to resemble a slightly-wheezing, but excited, chipmunk. Then, (hopefully) rent a car and navigate my way to the hotel in Golden. This is where things could go south… My sense of direction is legendary for its epic failure. If I get lost, God help me.
- 3:00 PM: FINALLY, check in to the Courtyard Golden/Red Rocks! Sigh of relief. I pray the room isn't on the 7th floor, and I'm grateful when my room is not facing the parking lot.
- 3:30 PM: Room Debriefing. Seriously, it's like a first date. Am I happy with the clean, quiet, and good-aesthetic room? The view? Does it feel lived-in?
- 4:00 PM: Explore the hotel for a free snack - hopefully pretzels or a decent cookie, otherwise I'm going to get hangry.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner at a local brewery! This is the moment I've been waiting for. I'm thinking something with IPAs, because, vacation. Ideally, a brewery with a dog-friendly patio. I like dogs. They make me feel less alone. Order food that sounds delicious but probably won't be.
- 7:00 PM: Stumble back to the hotel, slightly tipsy and blissfully content. Attempt to Netflix and chill (with myself). Fall asleep halfway through an episode of something I pretend I understand.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep - hopefully. The anticipation of the trip is real.
Day 2: Red Rocks Rhapsody (and Existential Dread)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. Coffee is essential. Otherwise, I'm a grumpy, caffeine-deprived gremlin.
- 9:00 AM: Pack a lunch. Hike. Yes, a hike. (I'm not a hiker, but I'll pretend.) Drive to Red Rocks Amphitheatre, which I hear is breathtaking (pun intended). The goal is to not die of altitude sickness. And to take a moderately impressive picture for the 'gram.
- 11:00 AM: The hike. I'm picturing dramatic vistas, the crisp mountain air… and me, sweating profusely, complaining about the incline. But! The view is supposed to be worth it, or so everyone says. Embrace the suck.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch with Red Rocks views! If I'm not already exhausted, I'll actually appreciate the scenery. Otherwise, I'll be eating a sandwich while simultaneously wondering how I ended up here. The food will probably be mediocre, but the view will be amazing.
- 2:00 PM: Explore Red Rocks. Take way too many pictures. Pretend like I listen to the artists who perform here. Wonder how they even get the stage up there, and if it makes them afraid of heights?
- 4:00 PM: Drive back to town. A nap is crucial.
- 5:00 PM: Find a local ice cream shop for a sweet reward. I'm thinking the biggest, messiest sundae they have. Because, why not?
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant. Maybe something fancy-ish. Try to be mature. Fail.
- 7:00 PM: Enjoy delicious meal.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt a relaxing evening. Read a book. Watch something on TV. Eventually, pass out.
Day 3: The Brewery Bonanza (and the Inner Monologue)
- 8:00 AM: Coffee, repeat. Maybe a fancy coffee this time. Something with oat milk and whipped cream. (I deserve it.)
- 9:00 AM: More brewery exploration! Golden is supposed to be beer-heaven. I'm going to explore as many breweries as humanly possible. This is my mission.
- 10:00 AM- 8:00 PM: Brewery hopping! The whole day dedicated to it. Beer tastings, brewery tours (if offered), and a genuine attempt to understand the difference between an IPA and a stout. At this point, I just want to enjoy it.
- 10:00 PM: Stumble back to the hotel, slightly more tipsy than yesterday, giggling at something that I find hilarious but won't remember tomorrow. Eat a bunch of snacks that I probably regret later.
Day 4: The Melancholy Departure (and the Post-Vacation Blues)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up. This time, I really don't want to.
- 9:00 AM: Pack (again, the disaster). Drink coffee and reflect on the joys of the trip.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of the hotel. Look back at the hotel with a sense of melancholy.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Drive to the airport. Get mildly lost. Curse my lack of spatial reasoning.
- 1:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Fly home. Sit by the window, staring out into the vastness, and begin to plan my next escape before I even properly land.
- 4:00 PM: Arrive! The start of my life.
- 5:00 PM: Unpack. Start the dreaded laundry. Cry a little.
- 6:00 PM: Eat all the remaining snacks.
- 7:00 PM: Resolve to book the next trip immediately.
Notes:
- This itinerary is subject to the whims of my mood, the weather, and my crippling fear of making decisions.
- I will probably get lost at least three times.
- Dietary restrictions? Ha! I’m on vacation, people!
- Expect a healthy dose of self-deprecation and existential questioning.
This, my friends, is a work in progress. A beautiful, slightly shambolic work in progress. Now, wish me luck. I'm going to need it. And maybe send me some snacks.
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So, this "Escape to the Rockies" thing at Courtyard Golden... is it *actually* an escape? I'm cynical.
Okay, FINE, you were relaxed. But what was the *hotel* like? Be specific. Is the breakfast as depressing as every other hotel breakfast?
Tell me about Golden. Like, what's *actually* around the hotel? Hiking? Beer? Tourist traps?
The "Unforgettable" part. What made your stay unforgettable? Please don't say it was the complimentary shampoo.
Okay, the verdict. Would you go back? Spill the beans.
One last thing: Any annoying things you want to call out for a prospective traveler?


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