
Champaign's BEST Kept Secret: Super 8 Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Champaign's "BEST Kept Secret": Super 8 Review (You Won't Believe This!) - A Hot Mess of a Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to dive headfirst into my Super 8 experience in Champaign. Forget those polished, perfectly-SEO'd reviews. This is the raw, unfiltered truth. And let me tell you, it's a wild ride. The title says it's the BEST kept secret? Don't get your hopes up, I can't promise that. It's definitely… an experience.
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First Impressions (and the Quest for the Elusive Elevator):
Okay, so I roll up. Champaign isn't exactly the glitziest city, but hey, expectations were low. The Super 8 sign? Definitely seen better days. Finding the entrance wasn't overly obvious; the exterior corridor felt a little… deserted. I'm a sucker for an elevator (I'm not getting any younger, folks!), so I was relieved to spot one. But the actual elevator? Let's just say it looked like it was built during the Reagan administration. I swear, I could hear it wheezing. I half expected to see a maintenance guy just, you know, living in there. Anyway, the entrance was mostly accessible…I think everyone is "accessible" nowadays, but the door-opening system did leave much to be desired.
Accessibility: The Ups and Downs (Literally):
- Wheelchair Accessible? Well, technically yes, but the age of everything could present some challenges. Maneuvering around the property felt very much "aged, and slightly unkempt."
- Elevator? See above. May require prayer and a small offering to the elevator gods.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests? I didn't personally use them, but I did notice some markings. Check with the hotel directly for specifics.
The Room: A Symphony of Functionality (and a Hint of Mystery)
The room itself? Cleanish. Let's put it that way. I mean, the sheets looked clean, which is always a good start. The bed was… functional. No complaints - or compliments. The décor was… well, let's call it "classic budget." You know the drill: generic painting of a landscape, possibly from the 70s. The carpeting felt like it might have seen a vacuum cleaner recently. But I survived!
- Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! Praise be! Worked flawlessly. Always a win.
- Air Conditioning: Yes! Essential for a Midwest summer. It functioned, thankfully.
- Internet Access [LAN]: I didn't use it, but I believe it was there.
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: I certainly hoped so, given the current climate, especially since the place didn't smell like bleach.
- Additional Toilet: Nope, but I didn't need one.
- Alarm clock It was the old clock radio kind, but it worked.
- Blackout curtains Did their job!
- Coffee/tea maker: Yes, the cheapest kind, but hey, it was there. Coffee tasted exactly as expected.
- Desk: A nice place to plan out the day
- Hair dryer: Standard.
- Mini bar: LOL. As if.
- Mirror: Present and accounted for!
Cleanliness and Safety: The "Pray for the Best" Angle
Alright, so, this is where it gets a little… sketchy. I wouldn't call it spotless, but the staff did seem to be trying.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Possibly? Couldn't see or smell any evidence.
- Hand sanitizer: Found some in the lobby. Bless them.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: I hope so! They were certainly friendly, but you never know.
- Smoke alarms: Yes, thank god.
- **Fire extinguisher: ** Yes!
The whole place felt like it was trying to keep up. Which is admirable.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: A "Breakfast Included" Odyssey
Breakfast. Ah, breakfast! It's included. That's about it. Don't expect gourmet.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Ah, the classic Super 8 buffet beckoned from a small, well-lit room.
- Asian breakfast: Nope.
- Eggs: I'm not even sure what they were, but they were warm, and I didn't get sick (so far).
- Coffee: Undrinkable. I had to head to Starbucks.
- Happy hour: As if. Maybe in another dimension.
Services and Conveniences: The Unexpected Gems?
Surprisingly, some things were pretty decent.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Always a bonus. Helpful staff, even if the lobby was a little… spare.
- Free Parking: YES!
- Convenience store: A small selection of snacks and drinks, perfect for a late-night craving.
- Daily housekeeping: They made the bed, which was the bare minimum, but I am thankful for it!
- Laundry service: Available, if needed.
- Internet services: The web worked great!
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax): The Pool of Mystery
Swimming pool [outdoor]: This was the real "champaign moment" (heh). The outdoor pool looked inviting, if you didn't look too closely. The water seemed clear, and it was well shaded by trees.
Fitness center: A single treadmill and a weight machine. I believe that constitutes a gym!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly (ish)
- Family/child friendly: I’d say, on the very low end.
Getting Around: Location, Location, (Mediocre) Location
The Super 8 is close to the University of Illinois, so that's a plus. But Champaign isn't exactly a public transit mecca. Be prepared to walk or drive.
- Car park [free of charge]: A lifesaver!
Final Verdict: Is it a "Best Kept Secret"? Definitely Not.
So, would I recommend it? As a "best kept secret"? Absolutely not. Is it the worst place I've ever stayed? Also no. It's a perfectly passable, budget-friendly option. If you're looking for luxury, keep looking. If you're on a budget and just need a place to crash, it'll do the trick. Just lower your expectations. And maybe bring your own coffee.
Overall score: 2.5 out of 5 stars. It's the Super 8. You get what you pay for. And sometimes, that's enough.
Escape to Slidell: Your Perfect Stay Awaits at Quality Inn!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're goin' on a trip. Not just any trip, mind you, but a Champaign, Illinois adventure, Super 8 style. Honestly? I'm already feeling this trip in my gut. The kind of gut feeling that's a mix of anticipation, existential dread, and… well, maybe a little bit of gas. Let's get this disasterpiece of a schedule rolling.
SUPER 8 BY WYNDHAM CHAMPIGN – CHAMPIGN, IL: A Human-Sized Itinerary (Potential Mayhem Included)
(The whole shebang kicks off with a vague sense of impending doom, naturally.)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Champaign Conundrum
1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-in: Land in Champaign-Urbana Airport (ugh, airports… just thinking about it). Uber, Lyft, or the sheer force of will (leaning towards willpower here – I’m on a budget, okay?) to Super 8. Pray the room doesn't smell like stale cigarettes and despair. Check the bed for suspicious stains… because let's be real, you always check the bed for suspicious stains.
- Quirky Observation: The airport is probably smaller than my living room. This could be a blessing or a curse. Maybe both.
- Emotional Reaction: Mild anxiety. But also, a tiny flicker of hope that my traveling companion and I will survive this.
2:00 PM - The Room Tour & Settling In: Unpack the basics. Toiletries. Emergency snacks. The book I'll totally read but probably won't. Immediately hunt for the coffee maker. This is crucial.
- Anecdote: Last time I stayed in a Super 8, I swear the TV only got one channel and it was a religious broadcast. I’m not religious. Just made for an interesting, if slightly uncomfortable, backdrop to my late-night pizza.
- Opinionated Language: I demand clean towels. And maybe an extra pillow because, frankly, I need all the support I can get.
3:00 PM - Food Run - The First of Many: Okay, hunger is already gnawing. Time to explore the culinary wasteland that is… well, Champaign. Pizza? Burgers? Subways? The possibilities (and the disappointments) are endless.
- Messy Structure: Okay, I’m already overwhelmed by the sheer number of chain restaurants. Going to need some serious Yelp research. Or maybe just close my eyes and point. Whatever happens, it'll be an adventure.
4:00 PM - Pre-Dinner Prep and Plan: Recover from the food coma before heading out. Look up what's to do, or at least what everyone else does. Let's call it "research".
- Rambles: …so I’ve been thinking about the purpose of travel, and if I am really cut out for this. Wait does this all really apply to me and what I want?
6:00 PM - Dinner Out: Depending on the food run, and budget, maybe a sit-down restaurant. Or, if the budget says "ramen" and my soul says "McDonald's", ramen it is.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I am so ready for a burger. Or maybe I just want a burger. Or maybe just a fry. Okay, I'm getting hangry.
- Opinionated Language: I will not go to a chain! Ugh… Fine. I'll go to a chain. But I'm judging the entire time.
8:00 PM - Evening Entertainment (or Netflix and Chill - Super 8 Edition): Let’s be real. After a long day of traveling, seeing the city, or doing anything, the only thing left is turning on Netflix in bed. Or hitting the town?
- Imperfections: I may, or may not, fall asleep mid-episode. The human struggle.
- Quirky Observation: The hotel remote is probably older than I am.
Day 2: Champaign's Treasures (Hopefully)
7:00 AM - The Morning Struggle: The battle against the alarm clock begins. Coffee, if the coffee maker is actually functional. Otherwise? The search for caffeine will be a desperate one.
- Emotional Reaction: The first thing I’m going to do is check the time. It’s always too early.
8:00 AM - Breakfast: This is where the Super 8 shines, right? Continental breakfast, baby! Cereal, sad-looking pastries, and maybe some questionable fruit. Embrace the absurdity.
- Anecdote: One time, I found a rogue blueberry at a hotel breakfast. It was the highlight of my morning.
- Opinionated Language: If there is no bacon, I will riot (quietly).
9:00 AM - Exploration… or Sleeping In: Time to actually do something. Explore UIUC. The Krannert Art Museum. Or, if the sheets are extra soft, maybe just go back to sleep.
- Messy Structure: Okay, so I should go to UIUC. It's the famous university, right? But my bed is so comfortable… decisions, decisions.
10:00 AM - The UIUC Adventure (If We’re Feeling Ambitious): Stroll around campus. Pretend to be scholarly. Get lost. Embrace the beautiful mess.
- Doubling Down: I'm going to dive deep into this UIUC thing. We're talking the whole shebang. The Quad. The library. The statues. I want to feel the educational vibes. Maybe absorb some knowledge by osmosis.
- Quirky Observation: I bet there are squirrels on UIUC's campus. Probably plotting world domination.
12:00 PM - Lunch (Again): More food! Back to the chain restaurants, or maybe venture out of the comfort zone. This depends on how brave I'm feeling.
- Rambles: I wonder if they have a good sandwich at the place down the street. The kind with pickles and some fancy sauce… hmmm…
1:00 PM - Unplanned Activities: Whatever we didn't get to, whatever the current mood is. Time to just be a tourist.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The food coma is real! What am I even doing with my life?
3:00 PM - Return to the Room of Solitude: I need a nap, or a rest. My brain hurts from all of the things.
- Imperfections: Did I mention needing a nap?
6:00 PM - Dinner & Final Champaign Farewell: One last meal. One last chance to absorb the local cuisine (or at least a decent burger).
- Quirky Observation: The hotel is quiet. Sometimes almost too quiet. Does anyone live here?
8:00 PM - Leisure, or early bed: Rest, or go out one last time? This choice may depend on the current time.
- Anecdote: Remember, you're lucky if you get to remember the whole thing.
Day 3: Farewell to Champaign (With a Sigh of Relief)
7:00 AM - Final Wake-Up & The Breakfast of Champions (or Whatever’s Available): Another attempt at breakfast. Another fight with the alarm. Another chance to ponder my life choices.
- Emotional Reaction: I miss my bed.
8:00 AM - Packing & Check-Out: The dreaded ritual of packing. Triple-check for forgotten items. Try to leave the room looking slightly cleaner than when I arrived.
- Opinionated Language: I'm taking all the tiny shampoos.
9:00 AM - Airport/Departure: The journey’s end!
- Messy Structure: I thought this trip was going to be fun. Goodbye Champaign.
Post Trip: What did I see? What did I do?
(And with that, the Champaign chaos concludes. Hopefully, I'll survive. And hopefully, the Super 8 room won't haunt my dreams for years to come…)
Escape to Slidell: Your Perfect Stay Awaits at Quality Inn!
Okay, Spill. What's the DEAL with this "Super 8 Review" in Champaign? Like, Is It ACTUALLY good?
So, Is it… clean? Like, REALLY clean? 'Cause I'm a germaphobe. (Kind of.)
What's the Breakfast Situation like? I need my morning fuel.
Tell me STRAIGHT UP: Is the WiFi any good?
Is the staff friendly? Because I hate rude people.
What's the Deal with the Pool? Is it even open?
Okay, Okay. But Really. Why SHOULD I stay here? What's the draw?
I HAVE TO KNOW: Are there any *creepy* vibes? Anything to be genuinely concerned about?
Tell me about the surrounding area! What's close by?


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