
Provo's BEST Kept Secret: Residence Inn Review (UT)
Provo's "Best Kept Secret"? My Messy, Honest Dive into the Residence Inn (UT)
Alright, folks, buckle up. Because I'm about to spill the beans – and probably some coffee, knowing me – on Provo's supposedly "Best Kept Secret," the Residence Inn. Now, I'm not one for flowery marketing speak. I'm a real person, with real-life expectations, which means I'm prone to spilled coffee, unexpected meltdowns (courtesy of my terrible sleep schedule), and a healthy dose of skepticism. So, here's the brutally honest, rambling, and slightly-scatterbrained review you deserve. Expect imperfections. Expect a little chaos. And maybe, just maybe, expect me to contradict myself because, hey, it's life, right?
Accessibility – The Good and the "Almost Good"
First up, we gotta acknowledge the accessibility. Wheelchair accessible? Yep! Nice. And I did notice some pretty thoughtful touches. The elevator was a godsend for my perpetually tired legs (especially after a particularly grueling hike – more on that later). They also had facilities for disabled guests, which is always a win in my book. Now, I didn't need any of these things, personally, but seeing them made me feel good about their inclusivity. However, I'm not sure how deep the dive goes into the details.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Where My Stomach and I Had a Love-Hate Relationship
Okay, let's talk food. Because, as we all know, the quality of the sustenance is critical. The breakfast [buffet]. Bless their hearts, they tried. There was a buffet in restaurant, the usual suspects: pastries, some sad-looking fruit (but hey, at least there was fruit!), and the perpetually under-cooked scrambled eggs that haunt all hotel stays. I'm not going to lie - it wasn't a Michelin-star experience, but it was there. The Asian breakfast was a nice touch, a little nod to a diverse palate. However, I have to admit the buffet was pretty average but, hey, it's free right?!
There was also a coffee/tea in restaurant, which was crucial for keeping me functioning. It was also a snack bar, which made me feel like I could get the food I need if anything went wrong.
I noticed a Poolside bar, which seemed great for a relaxing afternoon. Because I didn’t have the time to relax, I can’t speak to the quality of the drinks, but I did see a lot of happy people.
And, let's not forget 24-hour room service. A lifesaver for the late-night munchies, except, in the middle of the night, and not being able to order anything beyond a sad, pre-packaged sandwich due to some hotel limitation.
Cleanliness and Safety – The Pandemic Patrol
This area they seemed to take seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere (a little too much, maybe? I felt like I was living in a germaphobe's dream), and staff trained in safety protocol. They were also very consistent about the physical distancing of at least 1 meter. I liked this. Some of the other restaurants don't pay much mind.
The room itself. It's cool to have things sterilized and rooms sanitized between stays.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – The Unexpected Oasis (Except for the Steam Room)
Honestly? This is where the Residence Inn surprised me. I’m not a spa-going person, but it did have an outdoor swimming pool. It wasn't exactly a tropical lagoon, but after a long day, it was great. And I do enjoy a sauna or spa/sauna, but It was closed because of the construction, and the steamroom was not working, so that was slightly disappointing.
There was also a fitness center with some equipment, which I did not use at all. But hey, it's there if you're the type.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter (and the Things That Make You Grumble)
The free Wi-Fi? Yes! Huge win. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!! I was glued to my computer, and I am extremely grateful. I was also stuck working a lot.
Business facilities? They had audio-visual equipment for special events, but I didn't use any of that stuff. What got me more in the weeds - was the cash withdrawal availability. So, that was sweet.
Rooms – Where We Spent Most of Our Time, Mostly Trying to Sleep (and Failing)
Okay, the rooms. They're…fine. Clean, functional, and with a surprising amount of space. Air conditioning and a blackout curtains? Essential for my sleep-deprived existence. There was a complimentary tea, but not enough sugar.
The bed was comfy enough, with a good amount of extra-long bed.
The in-room safe box was good too.
However, the internet was pretty iffy at times.
Getting Around – Easy if You Have a Car (or a Lot of Patience)
Free car park [on-site]? Fantastic. Airport transfer? Helpful, though I didn't use it.
For the Kids – Because Someone Has To Keep Them Entertained
I did not see any kids. However, they said it was family-friendly. I didn't investigate it closely, as I was not one, so I am not able to offer a great picture. My Overarching Verdict
The Residence Inn in Provo is… solid. Not exactly a "best-kept secret" for the luxurious traveler, but a perfectly acceptable, and sometimes even pleasant, place to rest my weary head. If you're looking for a practical, clean, and convenient base of operations, give it a shot. Just don't expect a five-star, life-altering experience. And definitely, definitely pack some extra snacks. Because, you know, humans.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because you're about to get a travel itinerary in Provo, Utah that's less "smooth operator" and more "chaotic good". We're talking Residence Inn Provo, and trust me, it's gonna be a journey.
Day 1: Arrival and the Mildest of Mayhem (Provo, Utah - Let’s face it, it's Utah)
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Arrival and Check-In… or the Great Room Gamble. Okay, so the flight was delayed (shocking, I know). Landed, grabbed the rental car – which immediately felt like I’d signed a pact with the devil. Turns out, I booked the sedan of sadness and not the SUV of my dreams (blame sleep deprivation). Driving into Provo felt like entering another planet. Everything's so tidy. Checked into the Residence Inn. The lobby? Fine. The room? Uh, okay. It's clean, yes, but the beige walls are like a visual tranquilizer. I swear, I'm going to need to find some color in this town.
- Anxiety Check: Did I pack my good hiking boots? Did I remember to bring salt? Where's my phone charger? Did I leave the stove on?
- Quirky Observation: The vending machine in the lobby only has healthy snacks. This is the new normal, isn't it?
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Grocery Run - The Quest for Real Food. Time to raid the local market. This is where the “real” human comes in, right? Because I'm starving. This shopping trip is crucial. I need snacks! Real food! (And maybe a little bit of booze – don't judge). Found a decent grocery store - I just hope they sell good coffee… and maybe some chocolate.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Settling In (and Judging the Pool). Back to the hotel, unpack a bit, and scope out the "amenities." The pool? It's… a pool. Kinda generic. Probably clean, though, which is a plus.
- Anecdote: Tried to order room service, then realized… there is no room service. Guess it's instant noodles tonight!
- Emotional Reaction: Mild annoyance.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner - The Restaurant Roulette. Googled "best restaurants Provo." Found a couple of options that looked passable. Fingers crossed. The food here is always so… predictable.
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Pre-Sleep Ritual and Bedding Down. Gotta get my beauty sleep for the hikes and adventures to come!
Day 2: Waterfall Wonders and the Great Hike
- 7:00 AM - 8:00 AM: Breakfast - "Free Breakfast" Anxiety Okay, time for the free breakfast at the hotel. Which always makes me anxious. Because I'm a bad breakfast person, and I secretly hate those instant oatmeal packets you find at these hotel.
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The Hike Plan Okay, serious question, should I go for the big hike or something easier?
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Bridal Veil Falls Road Trip. Driving for hours to see the falls, I can't wait, even if the drive here feels like another world. The water is cool in this dry world.
- Emotional Reaction. I wanted to cry in awe.
- 11:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Lunch - The Gas Station Grub. I'm so bad at budgeting when I travel that I forget groceries and snacks until I'm hangry. Well, I don't want to give into the fast food, or do I?
- 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Hike - Almost Died! So, the hike. Let's just say I underestimated the elevation and my own stamina. Seriously. I'm not a real hiker! The trail was gorgeous, the scenery stunning, but by mile three, I was convinced I was going to become a permanent resident of Utah. I was sweating so hard I thought I was going to turn into a puddle. Legs burning, lungs screaming. But the views! Just… breathtaking. Totally worth it. The sheer exhaustion, and the incredible beauty of the mountain, were something I will never forget.
- Anecdote: Almost stepped on a snake. Pure, unadulterated panic. Screamed like a baby.
- Emotional Reaction: Exhausted, elated, relieved. And maybe, just maybe, a little bit proud.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Post-Hike Recovery - Food!!! Immediately after I returned from the hike, I went to a fast-food chain and ordered something as unhealthy as possible. I needed the sugar. I deserved it.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner - The Restaurant Roulette, Take Two. Tonight, it's back to that "best of Provo" list. Fingers crossed on a good meal!
- 8:00 PM - Bedtime: Wound Down and Prepare for the Trip Back.
- Quirky Observation: My legs feel like jelly. I will never hike again.
Day 3: Departure and Final Thoughts
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Hotel Breakfast - The Last Stand The free breakfast beckons… again. (I still hate those oatmeal packets.)
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Last-Minute Provo Sight-Seeing (If I Have the Energy) Depending on how my body feels.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Pack and Check Out. The dreaded packing process. Did I buy too much? Did I buy enough? Where did I leave my charger? It’s always a mess.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Drive To Airport, Goodbye, Provo. Drive to airport. Depart.
- Emotional Reaction: Bittersweet. Excited to go home, but already missing the mountains.
- Quirky Observation: I’m pretty sure I left a sock somewhere. It's fine. They'll find it.
Final Thoughts: Provo, you're… interesting. The scenery is undeniably stunning, and I'd go back to the mountain in a heartbeat. The food is… adequate. Maybe next time I'll come with a better hiking plan and an even better appetite. And definitely an SUV. Until next time, Utah!
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Provo's BEST Kept Secret: Residence Inn Review (UT) - Let's Get Real (and a Little Messy)
Okay, spill it. Is the Residence Inn Provo *really* a "best kept secret?" I'm skeptical.
Let's talk location. Is it convenient, or am I going to be stuck in traffic hell?
The Rooms! What's the deal? Are they actually *residences*?
The Food! Is breakfast really worth writing home about? (And what about other meal options?)
What about the other amenities, like the pool and gym? Are they any good?
The Staff! What were they like? Did they ignore you? Were they all sunshine and rainbows?
The Price: Is it worth the cost?
The biggest Complaint? And the biggest Win? Spill the Tea!
Overall impression? Would you recommend it? (Be brutally honest!)


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