Fairfax Getaway: Sonesta ES Suites Fair Lakes - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
Fairfax Getaway: Sonesta ES Suites Fair Lakes - My (Mostly) Dream Vacation Diary
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a Fairfax "getaway" at the Sonesta ES Suites Fair Lakes, and lemme tell you, it was a ride. Advertised as a dreamy escape, it was… well, it was definitely something. Let's break it down, shall we? Warning: This is gonna be less "professional review" and more "dumping my brain onto the page."
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Now, onto the actual experience… and boy, was it an experience.
Accessibility: Blessedly, Mostly Good! (But Let's Talk About That Ramp…)
Okay, first off, accessibility. This is HUGE for me, and thankfully, Sonesta seems to mostly get it. Wheelchair accessible seemed pretty spot-on – the lobby was maneuverable, the elevators were spacious (and thankfully, worked!), and the rooms, thankfully, were designed with some thought. BUT, there was this ramp leading to the pool area… it was steeper than a politician's lies! Seriously, pushing my wheelchair up that felt like climbing Mount Everest. They need to seriously rethink that angle.
On the other hand, the facilities for disabled guests were well-considered. I'm a big fan of the elevator and the facilities for disabled guests, making it simple to get around.
Rooms: Home is Where You Park Your Refrigerator
The rooms are… well, they're suites. Which, in Sonesta speak, translates to "spacious apartment with a kitchenette." My particular room was a decent size and was not smoke stained, which is a big relief. I appreciated the refrigerator (hello, leftover pizza!), the coffee/tea maker (essential!), and the surprisingly comfy sofa.
I'm a big fan of the **Extra long bed ** and Internet access – wireless options. The air conditioning worked like a charm, which was a godsend during the Virginia heat. I also can't forget mentioning the additional toilet as it was the best thing ever!!
Now, let's deal with the Internet access – LAN thing… it's there, I guess. But who the heck uses a LAN cable anymore? Give me the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! any day. And it was surprisingly decent. I managed to stream a few movies, which is always a win.
The blackout curtains were a lifesaver. I'm a light sleeper, and those things work. Ah, and the complimentary tea – a nice touch. The window that opens, that's also lovely, unless you're next to the highway, which I kinda was.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitizing, Sanitizing Everywhere!
Okay, let's talk about the COVID-19 era. I was seriously impressed with the Cleanliness and safety. They were taking it seriously. The professional-grade sanitizing services were evident, and they had all the usual suspects: hand sanitizer stations everywhere, individually-wrapped food options, and the staff were really good about wearing masks. They provided Anti-viral cleaning products to keep me safe and healthy. Also, having daily disinfection in common areas. I saw staff constantly wiping down surfaces, which was reassuring. They even offered a Rooms sanitized between stays, but I didn't utilize to room sanitization opt-out available.
The Staff trained in safety protocol, and the Safe dining setup, was great. The was a doctor/nurse on call, but fortunately, I did not need them. Also, The **first aid kit ** was another aspect.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: Breakfast Buffet… or Not, Actually.
Okay, the food situation. This is where things get… interesting. The Breakfast [buffet], according to the website, was supposed to be a thing. Reality? It was a grab-and-go situation with pre-packaged muffins, yogurt, and fruit. I'm talking about the Breakfast takeaway service I have to say, I was a little disappointed. I was hoping to have more options; especially, the Asian breakfast, which was not an option.
They did have a coffee shop that was open in the morning. I am a coffee junkie, so that was great. The bottle of water was also great.
There was no Happy hour, and that was a real bummer.
Also, there was room service [24-hour] but I didn't try it.
Things to Do: Pool Time (Mostly) and Maybe a Trip to the Mall?
The Swimming pool was the reason I chose this place! It was advertised as having a Pool with view so I was really excited to see it. It was an outdoor swimming pool and it was pretty nice.
I'm not much of a Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom kind of person.
There were a bunch of Things to do nearby. I mean, Fair Lakes Shopping Center is practically next door. But I ended up spending most of my time by the pool, so the kids could enjoy the Kids facilities. I did enjoy the Snack bar!
Services & Conveniences: The Good, the Okay, and the "Huh?"
The concierge was helpful. The daily housekeeping was great, but honestly, I'm not sure how necessary it was. I felt a bit guilty, but it's the service you pay for.
The Convenience store was alright. You could grab snacks and essentials.
They had a Gift/souvenir shop, but it looked like it only had a couple of items, and it looked like it was going to sell all of them.
Staff: Mostly Pleasant, Sometimes a Bit… Robotic?
The staff were generally friendly and helpful, especially at the front desk. But sometimes, they seemed a little… programmed? Like they were reciting a script. But hey, maybe that's just the way things are these days. Overall, no complaints.
Getting Around: Parking is Easy, Traffic… Not So Much.
The Car park [free of charge] was a definite plus. Parking was never an issue. Airport transfer was optional.
Overall: Would I Go Back?
Honestly? Maybe. If I'm looking for a comfortable, accessible place with a pool, and I am not too bothered about a stellar dining experience, then yes, I'd consider it. I'd probably ask for a room on the lower floor though, just to avoid that ramp of doom!
The Good: Accessibility, Cleanliness, Spacious rooms, Decent Wi-Fi, overall good location.
The Bad: The ramp, so-so breakfast, the lack of "vibe."
The Weird: The general lack of "personality." It's efficient, but it's not exactly oozing charm.
Final Verdict: 3.5 out of 5 stars (because of that freakin' ramp!). It gets the job done, but could use a little… soul.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a gloriously messy, wonderfully imperfect, and utterly human travel itinerary at the Sonesta ES Suites Fairfax Fair Lakes. God, I already knew the name was a mouthful, but writing it out? My brain just twitched. Here we go…
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bedding Battle (and a bit of existential dread)
(2:00 PM): Arrive at Dulles. Now, I hate airport arrivals. So many people, so much baggage (both literal and metaphorical). But, hey, at least I'm here. Grab the pre-booked Uber, try not to think about the fact that my bank account is currently weeping softly, and pray the driver isn't one of those chatty types who wants to give you a life story. (Spoiler alert: they often are.)
(3:00 PM): Check into Sonesta. First impressions? Cleanish. Let's be real, I’m always a bit suspicious of hotel rooms. You know, what else has been going on in here before I arrived? But, the suite is spacious. That’s a win. And the kitchen seems to be stocked with… stuff. Score. And the bed…oh, the bed. The holy grail of hotel rooms.
- The Great Bedding Battle: Okay, this is where things get real. I’m a sensitive sleeper. My ideal mattress is a cloud made of kittens and dreams. This mattress? Firm. Really firm. The first few minutes were a symphony of internal groans. Then, I tried to fluff the pillows, and two of them were… well, they were clearly from the '80s. Like, stiff and vaguely yellowed. Time to deploy the emergency pillow from the couch. Crisis averted… I think. Maybe.
(4:00 PM): Settle in, unpack, and start to feel that inevitable existential dread that always creeps in when you're in a new place. "What am I doing here?" "Am I making the right life choices?" "Did I remember to feed the cat?" (Yes, I did. I think…) Time for some serious Netflix and a bag of chips. Because, apparently, that's adulthood now.
(6:00 PM): Dinner! (Eventually…) Find a grocery store nearby (thank goodness for Google Maps – I’d be utterly lost without it). Wandering those aisles, contemplating my options: should I make something healthy? Or give into the siren song of frozen pizza? (Pizza won.) Then, back to the suite, feeling suddenly very alone and very hungry. Note to self: learn to cook something other than questionable frozen pizza.
(7:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Eating pizza, binge-watching whatever trashy show I can find, and doing a little bit of work (because, you know, deadlines). Realizing this is perhaps the perfect travel day. No pressure, just a comfy place to do nothing and relax.
(9:00 PM - onwards, because time has no meaning): Attempting sleep. The Great Bedding Battle continues. Contemplating calling the front desk to ask for softer pillows… but too self-conscious. Maybe tomorrow.
Day 2: Fairfax Exploration and a Deep Dive into the Human Condition (plus, a slightly-burnt breakfast)
- (8:00 AM): Wake up. Blame the sun. Feeling surprisingly well-rested, despite the mattress situation. My back isn't completely screaming. (Small victories!) Try to make coffee in the suite's tiny-but-fully-equipped kitchenette. Managed to burn the bagel though. Start the day off right.
- (9:00 AM): Finally, breakfast (the less burnt part). Time to explore Fairfax! Deciding on a leisurely drive around the area to get my bearings, since I'm not really a 'walking the entire place' traveller.
- (10:00 AM): Okay, seriously, where do people actually eat around here? And what kind of jobs do the people around Fairfax actually do?
- (11:00 AM): Find a bookstore (thank GOODNESS for bookstores!). Get lost for an hour or two, just breathing in the smell of old books. Feeling vaguely hopeful about humanity again. Maybe reading is self-indulgent, but whatever. Feeling my brain being massaged by the words.
- (1:00 PM): Lunch at that place I saw. Pretty average, if I'm honest. Getting a solid dose of the "after lunch slump" after I'm done.
- (2:00 PM): Some shopping. Oh, how I hate shopping. But, you know, retail therapy is a thing, right? And I needed some socks. Honestly, the urge of buying some useless things is strong.
- (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Back to the suite. Write, write, write. Trying to get some actual work done. The suite's desk is tiny and the chair is…well, let's just say it's not designed for a marathon writing session. But the fact that I can write here is wonderful.
- (6:00 PM): The dinner conundrum. Frozen pizza round two beckons. Or… maybe I could attempt a salad? The possibilities are…exhausting.
- (7:00 PM - onwards): The evening is a blur of emails, a desperate search for a decent movie, and more pillow-related angst. I really need to fix that pillow situation.
Day 3: The Final Day - Departure and a Slightly Sweeter Mattress
- (7:00 AM): Wake up. Surprisingly well-rested! Did the emergency couch pillow actually work? Maybe I'm starting to adjust to the firm mattress.
- (8:00 AM): Pack. Sigh.
- (9:00 AM): Check out. I actually kind of liked the Sonesta. Okay, so the bed situation was…challenging. But the suite was nice, the staff was friendly, and the location was convenient. Maybe I'll book it again.
- (9:30 AM): Head to the airport, navigating the traffic (which is always a gamble).
- (11:00 AM): Airport. The end.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions:
- The Coffee Machine Conspiracy: Is it just me, or do hotel coffee machines always brew the worst coffee? It's like they're deliberately trying to ruin your morning.
- The Laundry Room Blues: Every time I walk in the hotel's laundry room I feel like I can only go there to do the laundry, but I don't want to.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster of a New Place: One minute, I'm all "This is amazing! Freedom!" The next, I'm curled up in a ball, wondering if I should just move back in with my parents.
- The Importance of a Good Bag of Chips: Seriously. They're a lifesaver.
- The Bedding Battle Continues: Seriously, the pillows. Are they foam? Are they filled with rocks? The mystery remains.
Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles:
Okay, I'll admit, I didn't stick to the schedule religiously. Sometimes, I just wandered. Sometimes, I ended up in random coffee shops by accident. And sometimes, I spent an hour just staring out the window, contemplating the profound meaninglessness of it all. It's all part of the process, right? Or maybe I'm just easily distracted.
Stronger Emotional Reactions (Good or Bad):
- Pure Joy: Finding a decent bookstore. That's pure bliss.
- Mild Fury: That burnt bagel. Seriously.
- Overwhelming Gratitude: For Google Maps. I would be lost without it.
- Existential Despair: The grocery store aisles. So many choices! So…empty!
Opinionated Language and Natural Pacing:
Look, I'm not a travel blogger. I just wanted to document my trip. So, yeah, it has its flaws. And, yes, I probably spent way too much time watching TV. But that’s me. I hope you liked the trip. It's what I was looking for.
And hey, maybe I'll actually master the art of making a decent cup of coffee on my next trip. Or not. Who knows! All I know is, until next time, Fairfax. You were…interesting.
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Fairfax Getaway: Sonesta ES Suites Fair Lakes - Your Dream Vacation (Maybe? Hold on a sec...)
Alright, alright, so you're thinking about the Sonesta ES Suites in Fair Lakes, huh? Look, I've been there, done that, and I'm here to lay it all out. Prepare for some real talk... and maybe a little oversharing. Buckle up!
Is this place actually a "getaway"? Like, a good getaway?
Okay, "getaway" is a strong word. It depends what you need, you know? If you're picturing tropical drinks and a private beach, Fair Lakes is going to smack you with a reality check faster than you can say "Happy Hour." It's more of a "getting-away-from-the-laundry-pile-for-a-night-or-two" kind of getaway. I went thinking it was going to be all zen, and it turned out to be me frantically searching for the right kind of lightbulb for one of the lamps... (Don't even ask.) But! Here's the deal: If you need space, like a little more room to breathe, and you're not expecting pure opulence, then yeah, it *works*. Just adjust your expectations. Think "practical escape," got it? Think "okay, I can survive a few days without the kids/husband/wife/cat/dog breathing down my neck." Which, let's be honest, is a win sometimes.
Tell me about these "suites". Are they actually *suites*? Like, with a real separation between the living area and the sleeping area? Because that's crucial.
Alright, the suites. YES! Mostly. They're kind of suites. Look, space = good. The definition is "suite-ish." I mean, you usually get a separate space for, you know, *living* and *sleeping*. My experience? I had a sofa that I *think* could fold out into a bed (though I didn't try). It was certainly big. More importantly, there was a proper door between me, a book, and a blissful moment of silence and the actual bedroom, which was a lifeline when the kids were with me. That alone made it feel like a palace! So, yes, they mostly deliver on the "suite" promise. But maybe don't plan a ballroom dance inside. (Unless you really, *really* need to.) They had kitchens, too, and that, my friends, is a game-changer. Stopped me from living exclusively on takeout for three days. Well, mostly.
What about the amenities? Pool? Gym? Free continental breakfast that actually looks edible?
Ah, the amenities. This is where it gets a *little* dicey. Let's start with the pool. Last I checked, it was there. I remember a blue rectangle filled with water. I don't remember actually USING it. I’m notoriously bad at remembering to bring a swimsuit. (Just. ALWAYS. Forget.) So, yeah, pool: check. Gym: Yep, they claim to have one. I have a strong impression of the vague idea of a gym, and a blurry memory of walking past it to get to the… the *important* stuff. Namely, the coffee. The free breakfast… uh. Okay. Let's be honest. It's free. Think... "cereal, pastries with suspicious structural integrity, and a waffle maker that may or may not work." It worked for me. You know, to fill my stomach. It's not the Ritz, people, but it's free. And free is good. Especially when you're on a "budget getaway."
Okay, practicality. What's the parking situation? I'm a terrible driver. Like, seriously.
Parking? Reasonably good. I didn't spend half my visit circling the lot, which is a major victory in my book. (My parking skills are, let's just say, a work in progress. Okay, a total disaster.) There's plenty of parking. And it's free, which is always a bonus. So, yes. The parking is... fine. You should be fine. I, miraculously, was fine. Although, the time I almost sideswiped that minivan trying to get into a spot... well, let's just say I’m glad there were no cameras. But the actual space? Available. And I didn't have to pay an arm and a leg for it. So, small win.
Is it family-friendly? Or will my kids annoy everyone else?
Family-friendly? Definitely. It's practically designed for families. Space to spread out? Check. Kitchen to make meals (and avoid expensive restaurant bills)? Check. (Okay, maybe I mostly ate pizza. But the *option* was there!) It's geared towards people traveling with kids. The kid's will probably be fine. HOWEVER, I am biased, since I brought my kids, but I'm pretty sure most of the other families were totally fine with the ruckus. Are your kids... you know… *kids*? Then yes, they'll be fine. And frankly, the other guests probably understand, because, you know, *kids*. (And if they don't? Well, they should have stayed home.) Honestly, I'd go back just for the family appeal. Having a separate bedroom from the small humans is a vacation in itself.
What's the location like? Anything interesting nearby? Or am I just trapped in hotel-land?
Location, location, location! It's in Fair Lakes. You've got shopping nearby, restaurants, things like that. I'm pretty sure there's a mall. I saw… *stuff*. Again, I'm not a huge shopper. I was there for escape, not retail therapy. But, if you are into that whole “purchasing things” thing, you're in luck. It's fairly close to a highway too, although I wouldn’t know, as I’m notoriously awful with directions. You won't be completely bored, and you're not totally isolated. It’s a pretty standard suburban location – which I found a bit of a relief. It’s good for running errands. (Unless you're me, and your errands always involve a desperate search for lightbulbs.)
The beds. Are the beds comfortable? Because a bad bed can ruin everything. Literally.
Ah, the beds. This is KEY. A bad bed can ruin a whole trip. Seriously. I wouldn't call them *luxury*. But they were... fine. Acceptable. I slept. I didn’t wake up with a crick in my neck demanding vengeanceBook Hotels Now
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