
Escape to Milwaukee: Your Perfect Stay Awaits at Days Inn West Allis!
Escape to Milwaukee: Days Inn West Allis - Real Talk, No Filter (and Maybe a Little Crumpled Hotel Brochure)
Okay, so you're thinking "Escape to Milwaukee?" I get it. The siren song of brewery tours, cheese curds, and maybe a little bit of Midwestern charm is calling. And the Days Inn West Allis? Well, that's where it all could begin. Let's face it, no one's expecting a Four Seasons, but does this Days Inn actually deliver a decent starting point for your Milwaukee adventure? Buckle up, because I'm about to tell you everything, warts and all.
First Impressions: Accessibility & Arrival - Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
Right off the bat, good news for the Accessibility-minded folks: Wheelchair accessible areas are clearly indicated, and there’s a elevator. Considering I'm not exactly in a wheelchair, I appreciated the easy access to my room. The car park [free of charge] was a massive win after my hectic drive. Finding a spot was a breeze, which is a major sanity saver after hours on the road. And the Check-in/out [express] was a lifesaver. You want fast, right? Because, let's be honest, who doesn't want to dump their stuff and hit the streets in search of a bratchie?
Room Rant (and a Little Glow): The Good, The Bad, and the Slightly Unexpected
Let's get down to the nitty-gritty: the room. Okay, so… it wasn’t the Ritz. But it was… functional. And that's honestly what I was counting on.
The Good: The Air conditioning blasted ice-cold the moment I walked in, which was a godsend on a sticky Wisconsin afternoon. Free Wi-Fi in every room? Hallelujah! Crucial for Instagramming your cheese curd discoveries – vital. I dove right into the Internet access – wireless, forgetting about the Internet access – LAN option, which I’m pretty sure I haven't seen since dial-up. The Daily housekeeping provided a neatly made bed and fresh towels. Small things, but they matter. The Seating area provided a place to collapse after a day of walking, and the bed was relatively comfortable. Thank god for the Blackout curtains because I had no intentions of waking up at sunrise. I also appreciated the Refrigerator to keep my Spotted Cow cold. An important distinction.
The Bad: My room overlooked… well, it overlooked a parking lot. Not super scenic, but hey, I was paying for practicality, not a breathtaking panorama. And the bathroom? Let's just say the grout in the shower wasn't exactly pristine. A thorough scrub wouldn't hurt.
The Unexpected: I did NOT expect to see a Bathroom phone. Seriously? Who's calling who from the toilet? Still, I guess in a pinch, I could have called room service to bring a snack. Speaking of which, I never saw the Breakfast in room mentioned on the brochure, which was a bummer. Maybe I missed the memo.
Food & Beverage: A Mixed Bag of Curds and Crumbs
So, the food situation? Let’s unravel this one thread by thread.
Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet itself was a buffet. Not a gourmet feast, but enough to get fueled for a day of exploring. I spotted a few Individually-wrapped food options, probably a COVID thing. Basic, but the coffee was hot and that's honestly all I was looking for.
Restaurants: While there aren't any On-site accessible restaurants / lounges listed in the hotel, I did find a pretty decent diner not too far away.
The Snack Bar: Let's be honest, the Snack bar in the lobby was the best part of the experience. Okay, maybe I'm being dramatic, but I did spend a good chunk of time there.
Relaxation & Recreation: Spa Dreams? (Probably Not)
I mean, this is a Days Inn. Let's be realistic. While the brochure mentions a Fitness center, I admit I didn't step foot in it. The thought of battling a treadmill after chugging down cheese curds wasn't exactly enticing. No Spa, no Sauna, no Steamroom. But hey, at least there's a Swimming pool [outdoor]! Which, admittedly, I did not check out, but the idea of it being available was nice.
Safety & Cleanliness: Sanitized, Kinda
This is where things get interesting, especially post-pandemic.
The Good: They were definitely making an effort. Anti-viral cleaning products, Staff trained in safety protocol, and Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. They definitely had Daily disinfection in common areas, but, I also believe in the value of taking your own. The Rooms sanitized between stays, and there was a sign promising they'd Rooms sanitized between stays.
The Not-So-Good: The Room sanitization opt-out available was also comforting. I suppose that means that room may not necessarily be the best.
Services & Conveniences: The Unexpected Gems
Okay, let's give credit where credit is due.
The Helpful: Daily housekeeping was a lifesaver. Luggage storage was great. Concierge was available, but I didn't use the service. Still, having it there was comforting.
The Unnecessary: A Shrine? That seemed… unexpected.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly…ish?
I didn't travel with kids, but the hotel does mention being family-friendly.
- The Babysitting service is a plus, although, the Kids facilities, as well as Kids meal remain a mystery.
Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge]: A huge win.
- Airport transfer?: Not sure.
- Taxi service?: Probably easy to get one.
Final Verdict: Milwaukee Bound? Days Inn… Yes, But Manage Your Expectations.
Look, the Days Inn West Allis isn’t going to win any awards for luxury. But if you're looking for a clean, functional, and relatively affordable basecamp for your Milwaukee adventure, it'll do the trick. The free Wi-Fi, the convenient location, and the reliably cold air conditioning are all major pluses.
Here's the bottom line:
- Pros: Free parking, convenient location, solid Wi-Fi, decent breakfast (buffet).
- Cons: The rooms are a little basic, don't expect a spa.
- Would I stay again? Probably. Especially if I'm looking for a budget-friendly, convenient spot to explore the city, I'm not expecting the height of luxury. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to find some more cheese curds.
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- Accessibility: Yes, wheelchair accessible, elevators.
- Sentiment: Mostly positive, with realistic expectations.
- Target Audience: Budget travelers, families, those seeking a convenient base for exploring Milwaukee.
- Location: West Allis, Wisconsin, USA.
- Hotel Chain: Days Inn

Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is a raw, unfiltered, probably-gonna-go-off-the-rails account of my stay at the Days Inn by Wyndham West Allis/Milwaukee West Allis (WI). Prepare for tangents, existential crises, and maybe, just maybe, a decent burger.
Day 1: Arrival, Ambiguity, and the Quest for Wifi That Doesn't Suck
Afternoon (ish): Arrive. Ugh. Travel is exhausting. Okay, so the "highway" is more of a collection of potholes and angry drivers. That's Milwaukee for ya, I guess? The Days Inn… well, it's a Days Inn. No surprises there. Check-in was…efficient? The lady at the desk looked like she'd seen some things. I'm already wondering if she's judging my travel-weary vibe.
Immediate Problem: WiFi. The free WiFi is slower than a sloth on tranquilizers. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I could download a Shakespearean sonnet faster if I carved it into a potato and mailed it via carrier pigeon. This is a tragedy. I need to update my social media. I have to let everyone know I'm here.
- Rant Break: Who regulates free WiFi? It's the silent killer of productivity. It's basically a tease. You lure me in with the promise of connection, and then… NOTHING. Pure, digital silence. I may have to ration my data like its the last supply left to me on this planet.
Evening: The search for dinner. Decisions, decisions. Do I want authentic Milwaukee cuisine, like the Milwaukee Brat Haus? I'm thinking it's important to get a vibe with the area! Or do I just want to wander around the area, maybe get to know some of the local people? Eventually, I cave.
- Anecdote Alert: So, I was strolling down the street, feeling all intrepid, and I saw this old guy sitting on a bench, feeding pigeons. He looked at me, gave me a knowing nod, and said, "Don't trust the pigeons. They're plotting something." I still can't decide whether he's crazy or wise or both… The journey has already begun.
I grab a burger. I'm not proud of it. It was… fine. Edible. Needed more ketchup.
Night: Back at the hotel. I'm in bed, fighting with Netflix. After I watch some very high-brow reality TV. I'm completely exhausted. Wondering if I should buy a new laptop tomorrow.
Day 2: Milwaukee! (Mostly!)
Morning: Breakfast at the Days Inn. Cautiously optimistic. The continental breakfast is always a gamble. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. (That's a cliché, I know, but it fits.)
Actual Breakfast: "Eggs" that taste vaguely of rubber. Watery coffee. One slightly stale muffin. Defeated.
Morning/Afternoon: Milwaukee! I mean, the city is right there. I'm torn. I want to see the touristy stuff. But I also want to experience the real Milwaukee. I'm just… not sure where to start. Google Maps to the rescue! So, I decide on the Milwaukee Art Museum. The building is crazy!
Afternoon: Art Museum (sort of…) Okay, truth be told, I only lasted about an hour at the museum. I'm not an art person. I mean, I appreciate it. But I'm more of a "look at a painting for five seconds and move on" kind of person. Got tired quickly and walked out.
Afternoon: Next, I feel like I should explore the Milwaukee Riverwalk. It seems interesting. The water is a little murky, but there's a nice breeze. The people-watching is fantastic, a real mix of locals and tourists.
Evening: So, I ended up at a brewery! (Go figure.) Trying a local IPA. I'm not even a huge beer drinker, but the atmosphere is great.
Night: More Netflix. More pondering my life choices while scrolling through dating apps. The usual.
Day 3: The Deep Dive (Maybe), the Departure (Probably)
Morning: The final breakfast. I'm getting philosophical about the state of the "eggs." I'm convinced it's a metaphor for something. Life? Love? The internet? Who knows.
Morning/Afternoon: The "Deep Dive" is the theme of the day… or it was. Initially, I thought I would try to get to know some local people. But, after an hour contemplating my life, I decide against it. I am not sure that I have the social skills to deal with that right now. Back to the hotel room it is.
Late Afternoon: Packing. Always the worst part. Trying to figure out what I actually wore, and what was just a "maybe I'll need this" item.
Evening: Departure. Goodbye, West Allis. Maybe I'll be back. Maybe not. This trip was… an experience. It was messy. It was imperfect. It was… human. And honestly? That's what made it memorable.
Final Thoughts:
- WiFi: Still a joke.
- Days Inn: Fine, I guess.
- Milwaukee: Needs more ketchup. And better WiFi.
- Me: Well, I survived. That's a win.
This is not a perfect travel guide. It's just my travel. Take it or leave it. But at least you'll be warned about the WiFi. You're welcome.
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