Yosemite's Secret Gem: Days Inn Chowchilla - Unbeatable Deals!
Yosemite's "Secret Gem"… or Just a Really Cheap Chowchilla Stay? Days Inn Chowchilla Review. Buckle Up.
Alright, folks, let's be real. You're not booking the Four Seasons. You're looking for something… functional… near Yosemite. And Days Inn Chowchilla? Yeah, that's the name that pops up, promising "Unbeatable Deals!" and a convenient pitstop on your way to (or from) those giant sequoias. So, against my better judgment (and admittedly, my dwindling bank account), I took the plunge. Here’s the raw, unvarnished truth, from someone who survived (and, dare I say, mostly enjoyed) the experience. Prepare for word vomit, folks.
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The Accessibility Angle (Because, You Know, Life Happens)
Okay, first things first. Accessibility. This is important, and I appreciate that they seem to try. The website lists "Facilities for disabled guests", which is promising. Did I personally utilize them? No. Did I see any? Hmm… can't really say. It's that kind of vague "yes, we have the option" thing. The elevator was thankfully there (which is a godsend after a long day of driving), but honestly, the vibe was very "budget-friendly means we cut corners." They talk about car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site] - and that's true, and important! So, a mixed bag, but they're TRYING to acknowledge this stuff.
Check-In: Smooth…ish.
Contactless check-in/out? Yep! Thank goodness, because let's be honest, after hours on the road, I wasn't particularly eager to chat. A quick scan of the QR code, and boom, I had my key. Except… the key card didn't work at first. Classic. A quick trip to the front desk (where the staff were, I have to say, genuinely friendly) resolved that. Front desk [24-hour]? Yup. This is a BIG plus, and I needed it when I locked myself out at 11 pm.
The Room: Clean-ish. Functional. And… Weirdly Comfortable?
Let's be frank, walking into the room was a moment of mild disappointment. It wasn't luxurious. It had that definite "been around the block (or, you know, thousands of tourist routes)" feel. Carpeting? Yeah, it was there. Probably seen some things. Air conditioning in all rooms? Thank heavens. Blackout curtains? Crucial for sleeping off the sheer exhaustion of driving and planning. Free Wi-Fi [free]? Bless. I was able to connect to the Internet access – wireless with ease. The bed… okay, the bed was surprisingly comfortable. Like, I slept really well. Maybe it was the exhaustion, but still. Extra long bed? Score! I'm not a small human. Non-smoking? Yes! (I really hope so, anyway.)
Okay, HERE'S WHERE IT GETS INTERESTING… The Bathroom.
Look, I'm not going to lie. The bathroom was… a vibe. Private bathroom, yes. Shower, yes. The water pressure, however, was… erratic. One minute a gentle trickle, the next, a jet wash fit for a race car. I kept waiting for a bathtub to appear, because you know, the internet lied about that detail. Bathrobes or slippers? Nope. Did I weep? Maybe a little. But the essential things were there: toiletries, the mirror, towels, hair dryer, and, crucially, hot water. And that, my friends, is sometimes all that matters.
Dining (or, The Art of the Pre-Packaged)
Breakfast [buffet]: Okay, this is the thing. It claims a buffet. But look, let's call it what it is: the continental breakfast of shame. Cereal, pre-packaged muffins (shudder), instant coffee (double shudder). There were a couple of things that claimed to be eggs, but as an avid omelet-lover I was pretty wary of the mysterious color and texture. However, the staff were trying, and they were friendly, which kind of took the edge off. I DID appreciate the breakfast takeaway service. Grab-and-go, because you're probably in a hurry to get to Yosemite anyway. They offered bottle of water, which was a nice touch, especially in the California heat. And of course, coffee/tea in restaurant. Essential.
Cleanliness and Safety (The Pandemic Edition)
Okay, I'm not going to lie, I was a tiny bit anxious. The world is a mess, and I'm a germaphobe. The website claims Anti-viral cleaning products, Rooms sanitized between stays. Well, the room was "clean enough." There was nothing actively offensive, but it wasn’t hospital-grade, either. Daily disinfection in common areas, hopefully, but I didn’t personally see it. They had Hand sanitizer stations around, so that's good. Staff trained in safety protocol, a definite plus. Masks were observed, but you know how it is.
Oh, wait! A Pool! (And Then, the Realization)
Swimming pool [outdoor]? They had one! And it looked… inviting, from the outside. I envisioned a relaxing dip after a day of hiking. Sadly, it was closed. No Pool with view, obviously. Disappointment? Sure. But it was Chowchilla. I should have known better, I guess.
The "Things to Do" (or, Why You're Really Here)
Let's be honest, you're not here for Chowchilla. You're here for Yosemite. Yosemite National Park is the main "thing to do." This hotel is just a staging ground. However, the hotel DID provide Internet access – wireless, so I could plan my hikes! Car park [free of charge] was amazing when I got back from my hikes.
Little Quirks & Rambles:
- The "gift shop" sold overpriced snacks and… some random plastic toys. Don't get your hopes up.
- The TV had cable, which was a lifesaver when I needed a mindless distraction. Satellite/cable channels for the win!
- There was a coin-operated laundry in the facility. That's laundry service!
- Alarm clock worked, but it was the kind that screams at you, so be warned. Wake-up service? I didn’t need it – the alarm made sure I was up.
- I spent a ridiculous amount of time figuring out how to switch off the air conditioning. Air conditioning is a must.
- There's a convenience store nearby - perfect for last-minute essentials.
- Pets allowed (unavailable) But you know there are always pets, even when they say there aren't!
- Did I mention I locked myself out at 11 pm? The staff came to my rescue in about 5 minutes, despite the late hour. That's worth its weight in gold, folks!
- Family/child friendly - there was a group of kids running around at 7:00 AM screaming (shouting, not screaming) and I think I've never gotten so angry.
- Room decorations were nonexistent.
- Soundproofing was a joke. But you get what you pay for.
The Verdict: Would I Go Back?
Look, it's not a destination. It's a stop. A place to sleep, shower, and refuel before exploring the majestic landscapes of Yosemite. Unbeatable deals? Maybe. It was definitely cheaper than other options. Did it deliver luxury? Absolutely not. Did it deliver the basics? Yes. Did it have its quirks? Oh, yes. Would I stay again? Probably. If the budget's tight and I need a place to crash, Days Inn Chowchilla is a perfectly… okay… option. Just lower your expectations and pack some hand sanitizer. And maybe a bottle opener. And earplugs. Non-smoking rooms. Overall: It's not a palace, but it's functional, and that's the most important thing when you're about to spend a day staring at giant trees and waterfalls.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is a Chowchilla, California, experience, baby. And trust me, after this…well, you'll either be craving a new adventure or needing a stiff drink. Either way, Days Inn by Wyndham Chowchilla Gateway to Yosemite, you’re about to get real.
Days Inn by Wyndham Chowchilla Gateway to Yosemite: Operation "Get Me To Yosemite (and Back Without Losing My Mind)"
Day 1: Arrival and the Inevitable Letdown (But Maybe That's the Point?)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Days Inn. First impressions: Beige. Beige everywhere. My brain, already fried from the drive, feels like it's dissolving into drywall dust. The parking lot is a symphony of sun-baked metal and the distant hum of… farm equipment? Is that what that is? Maybe. I'm already questioning my life choices.
- 1:15 PM: Check-in. The front desk clerk (bless her heart, she’s seen things) is super friendly. "Welcome to Chowchilla!" she chirps. I manage a weak smile. The room smells faintly of… nothing in particular. Which, honestly, is a small victory in the hotel game.
- 1:30 PM: Unpack. The bedspread has those weird, crinkly edges that always make you want to smooth them. I briefly consider trying to make a nice pillow. The urge fades quickly, replaced by the primal need to lie down.
- 2:00 PM: Afternoon snack. Vending machine jackpot! I scored a bag of chips and a mini-sized bottle of (warm) soda. This is living. I eat the chips on the bed. I don't always do this. Today, I do.
- 3:00 PM: Attempt to locate some local "attractions." I had read about this area having some local history of some sort. There's supposed to be a small museum near the motel about some local events. The GPS takes me to a flat expanse of nothing. Apparently, the museum is "Temporarily closed for renovations." This feels pretty on-brand, honestly. The "Gate to Yosemite" is currently looking like the gate to… a field.
- 4:00 PM: Pool time. Okay, I'm not a huge pool person, but this is a legit pool. It's tiny and a little cloudy, but it's a pool! I dip my toes in and instantly imagine some kid peed in the area. I immediately dive in. It's cold. Freezing. After five minutes, I retreat and settle on the sun-lounging.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner. The choices are… limited. The recommendations on Google Maps are the choices. The one that looks best is a spot called "Los Amigos." I am greeted with a booming voice, but the food is authentic, the portions are large, and the margaritas are strong. I leave with a full belly and a slightly fuzzy head.
- 7:30 PM: Back at the hotel. Attempt to watch TV. The options are… well, let's just say I develop a newfound appreciation for public broadcasting. I spend way too long trying to figure out why the Wi-Fi is so terrible. Give up.
- 8:30 PM: Bedtime. I read a book for all of fifteen minutes before I completely zonked out.
Day 2: Heading to Yosemite! (and the emotional rollercoaster that's almost guaranteed to come with it)
6:00 AM: Wake up before the alarm. Ugh. I'm not a morning person. But Yosemite beckons! Commence frantic coffee chugging and breakfast-bar consumption.
6:30 AM: Pack the car. The car is now crammed with water bottles, snacks, and that weird hiking stick I swore I'd never use. I feel like a tourist cliché.
7:00 AM: Drive to Yosemite. The drive starts off promising. The scenery is nice outside of Chowchilla. The sky is blue, the air is crisp, and I'm actually starting to feel… excited.
8:30 AM: Arrive at Yosemite National Park. Oh. Em. Gee. This place! The mountains are enormous, the waterfalls are spraying, and the valley just keeps going. But the crowds! Holy moly, the crowds. I'm immediately overwhelmed. This is why I don't like crowds!
9:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Yosemite Exploration!
- Mist Trail (partially): I start the Mist Trail, all gung-ho. Then I get about halfway, and it’s more the "Mist-y" Trail, or "the-trail-where-I’m-possibly-going-to-die-because-I-didn't-train". I turn back, deciding that getting soaked to the bone and possibly falling off a cliff isn’t worth it. Still very pretty though.
- Yosemite Valley Floor Loop: Drives around the loop, stopping at scenic overlooks. This is the moment where I decide that everyone is here to take photos. After some careful consideration, I decide to take some photos too. The views are breathtaking, truly. I feel a surge of… something. Joy? Awe? Probably a combination of both.
- Picnic Disaster: We attempt a picnic. We are immediately besieged by squirrels! This is my fault. I underestimated the squirrels. They are vicious. They are relentless. They are, apparently, very skilled at swiping sandwiches. We retreat to the car, defeated.
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: More hiking and taking photos and enjoying the views.
4:00 PM: The long journey back to Chowchilla. I am exhausted, sunburnt, and my legs are screaming. But I wouldn't trade this day for anything.
6:00 PM: Dinner (again). I am so tired of fast-food restaurants but too exhausted to spend time on a better one. I settle for a spot near the motel, and I stuff my face with food.
7:30 PM: Back at the Days Inn. I immediately collapse on the bed. I'm too tired to even fight the urge to watch the TV again.
8:00 PM: Crash.
Day 3: The Farewell and the Realizations (mostly about the small stuff)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Okay, maybe I am a morning person. I'm strangely refreshed. The bed was comfy, even.
- 7:30 AM: Pack the car. The car is a mess. I don't care.
- 8:00 AM: Quick breakfast at the motel (it was already prepared).
- 9:00 AM: Check out of the Days Inn. The front desk clerk is still there, smiling. "Hope you enjoyed your stay!" she says. I actually did. In a weird, slightly chaotic way. I leave her a nice tip.
- 9:15 AM: Drive home.
- 9:30 AM: That was it. Back to reality. Is this where I'm being honest? Yes. This trip wasn't perfect. Chowchilla isn't exactly the most glamorous spot. Yosemite had crowds, and the food was… well, adequate. But! I saw something incredible. I laughed a lot. I felt. And isn't that what it's all about?
- 10:00 AM: Make a mental note to start researching my next adventure, as soon as possible.
- 10:30 AM: As the car is leaving Chowchilla, I spot a sign for "Dairy Queen." I pull over, because I needed a Blizzard. The simple pleasure of a Blizzard is almost perfect.
The End (For Now)
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Is there anything *actually* good about staying there that isn't just the price? Come on, give me *something*...
What are the rooms *actually* like? Are we talking budget-friendly charm or "abandoned motel in a horror film" vibes?
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