St. George Getaway: Motel 6 Near University & Historic Downtown!
St. George Getaway: Motel 6 Near University & Historic Downtown? More Like a Rollercoaster of Expectations (and Slightly Stained Sheets).
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just spent a few nights at the St. George Getaway (or, as I'm now calling it, "The Getaway: A Journey of Contrasts"). This isn't your glossy, perfectly-Photoshopped hotel review. This is REAL. This is messy. This is… motel-y.
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The Good Stuff (and the "Huh?" Stuff):
Let's Rip the Band-Aid Off: I'm not going to lie, when I saw "Motel 6," my expectations landed somewhere between "budget-friendly crashpad" and "hope it's not haunted." And honestly? That's pretty much what I got. But with a few surprises thrown in to keep things interesting.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag.
Alright, let's rip the band-aid off and dive in. This one's critical for a lot of people. They say it’s accessible. They claim "facilities for disabled guests." And, well, they have an elevator. But… I'm not a wheelchair user, so I can't speak to the specifics, but I will say the hallways felt a little narrow and the overall vibe was a little… cluttered. Definitely check actual room details if accessibility is your main concern.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Questionable Embrace of Germophobia?
Okay so I'll be real, in the post-pandemic world, I became obsessed with sanitization. I was ready to be a germaphobe. So, I was thrilled to find things like Anti-viral cleaning products and Professional-grade sanitizing services listed. Good. But let's not kid ourselves. You know that feeling when you think something's clean, but you're still holding your breath a little? Yeah. That.
My Experience:
I requested the room-sanitization opt-out because I'm just a rebel like that. I looked at the Room sanitization opt-out available thing and was like "Nah, I'll be fine." I spent all day at the pool and then came back… and the room looked the same as I left it. I have to admit, I'm a little bit messy and I loved it.
*Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Breakfast of… Champions?
Okay, let's talk food. The breakfast [buffet] situation was… well, it was a thing. Think… pre-packaged pastries that had seen better days. Cereal that resembled gravel. A coffee machine that, let's just say, was more of an aspirational coffee-maker. The Asian breakfast at the local restaurant was surprisingly delicious.
My Experience:
I skipped breakfast. I went to my favorite greasy spoon restaurant across the street. I need to feel like I've earned those calories.
Services and Conveniences: The "Meh" Factor.
They say there's Daily housekeeping. And there was, mostly. But sometimes, the "housekeeping" felt more like a swift intervention rather than a thorough cleaning. The elevator worked, which is always a win. The luggage storage area was… well, it existed. Didn't really use it myself.
Available in All Rooms: The List That Goes On.
This is the category where they try to impress you:
- "Air conditioning": Check
- "Alarm clock": Check. (That alarm WILL go off)
- "Coffee/tea maker": You betcha (but see above about the coffee)
- "Free bottled water": Usually (but sometimes you're on your own, kid)
- "Hair dryer": Yes. (Pray for it to work)
- "Wi-Fi [free]": Yep! (Though sometimes it felt like it was dialing up from the 90s.)
Stuff I Can't Tell You About
- Pool with view I couldn't find the view.
- Massage, Spa, Sauna I did not see any of those.
- Babysitting service Nope.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Pool Days are Fine, I Guess.
Okay, let's talk about the amenities. My main draw was the Swimming pool [outdoor]. And you know what? It was… fine. Refreshing, even. The terrace? Also existed, more or less. It wasn't glamorous, but it's a place to sit.
For the Kids:
They say it's Family/child-friendly. There are Kids meal available. But honestly, I didn't see much in the way of dedicated kid-friendly facilities. More of a "bring-your-own-fun" kind of vibe.
Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge]: Excellent. Always a plus. Parking was not a problem.
- Taxi service: Available (I didn't use it).
The Verdict: It Is What It Is
So, would I stay at the St. George Getaway again? Maybe. Listen, it's a budget motel. It's not going to be the Ritz. It's got its quirks. Sometimes that's what you want, right? The Hotel chain has a certain reputation. You know what you're getting.
If you're looking for a clean, basic, and affordable place to rest your head while exploring St. George, it'll do the trick. But manage your expectations. This isn't a luxurious retreat. It's a… Getaway. And sometimes, that's all you need. Just pack some wipes, some earplugs, and maybe a spare coffee maker. You'll be fine. Probably.
Escape to Auld Holland Inn: Oak Harbor's Hidden Gem!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, ‘cause we're hitting the road… to Saint George, Utah. Motel 6, here we come! And let me tell you, after the last trip, the thought of a budget motel gives me a shudder. But hey, gotta embrace the chaos, right? This itinerary? More like… a suggestion box filled with my sanity’s lost marbles.
Day 1: Arrival and the Desert’s Embrace (or How I Met a Cactus)
1:00 PM (ish): ARRIVAL. Okay, so the drive from… (Let's just say, 'somewhere far')… was a nightmare. Traffic, screaming kids (not mine, thankfully!), and my GPS, which apparently has a personal vendetta against me, led me on a scenic route that included a very up close and personal encounter with a tumbleweed. Felt like a bad Western remake. Motel 6 Check-in: Let’s be honest, motels are a roll of the dice. Clean sheets? Praying! Found a parking spot, but I think the guy in the beat-up pickup truck eyed me suspiciously. This felt like an audition scene.
1:30 PM: ROOM INSPECTION (aka, the ultimate test of my claustrophobia). So, the room. It’s… a room. Two queen beds. One flickering lamp. The air conditioning? Sounds like a dying velociraptor. But the real test? The bathroom. Gotta check for the dreaded… You know. The things. (Spoiler alert: saw nothing! Okay, maybe one tiny spider, but we agreed to co-exist.) Okay, I can do this.
2:30 PM: LUNCH! (or, the frantic search for reasonably priced sustenance). Okay, I am starving, and the local diner nearby seems like a good option. The waitress gave me a look that said "you can't be serious". I asked her what's the signature dish, and she said, "The best thing on the menu is the exit."
4:00 PM: Walking around the hotel, I passed the pool area. Wow, it was a hot day. I noticed a group of people in the pool, fully clothed. Huh? I just kept walking.
5:00 PM: Downtown St. George Exploration (and the revelation that I need more sunscreen). Walked around the Historic Downtown area. The buildings were cute, and the red rock made a stunning backdrop. It's like a colorful postcard, and that's when I realized I was burning. I went to the nearest store and bought some sunscreen.
7:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant. Ordered the fish tacos. They were not all that delicious.
9:00 PM: Back at the motel. It's time to watch some TV.
10:30 PM: Time for bed.
Day 2: Red Rocks, Hiking and Existential Dread (with a Side of Ice Cream)
8:00 AM: The dawn chorus of the AC unit. It wheezes and groans, but hey, at least it's cold. Breakfast? The complimentary mini-donuts the motel provided. I swear the taste lingers like a bad breakup, but I ate them anyway. I deserve a medal.
9:00 AM: Hike at Snow Canyon State Park (or, the moment I nearly became a tumbleweed myself): Okay, this was the reason for the trip. Red rocks, dramatic vistas, the whole shebang. Beautiful. Absolutely stunning. I did the Petrified Dunes trail, and wow, it lived up to the hype. It's like walking through a painting, but… challenging. I almost lost my balance at one point. I was holding on for dear life.
12:00 PM: Lunch at the park. Had a sandwich, and watched the people hike.
1:00 PM: Found an ice cream shop and ordered a double scoop of pistachio.
2:00 PM: Walked around downtown. I found a bookstore.
4:00 PM: The Museum of Senility - okay, seriously… this is a must-see! It was very special.
6:00 PM: Dinner again. Ugh.
8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Watched television, even though I could have done better things.
9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 3: The Great Escape (aka, Leaving Motel 6 with a Sigh of Relief)
8:00 AM: The last gasp of the AC unit - I am surprisingly sad to leave. And also, in desperate need of coffee.
9:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping for the people in my life.
10:00 AM: Checking out.
11:00 AM: Driving away.
Postscript:
- Overall reaction: Loved the city, loved the red rocks. But, oh, the Motel 6. I think I'll need therapy after this trip.
- Recommendations: Bring lots of sunscreen. Stay hydrated. And maybe… invest in earplugs?
- Rating: Saint George: 9/10 (minus a few points for the Motel 6).
- Final Thought: This journey, despite the imperfections, was a good adventure. It's all about embracing the messy, the unexpected, and remembering to laugh at the things that inevitably go wrong. And I'm already planning the next trip! (Just… maybe not at a Motel 6.)
St. George Getaway: Motel 6 – Near University & Historic Downtown – The Real Deal FAQs (and Maybe a Little More)
Okay, Spill the Tea: Is Motel 6 in St. George *Actually* Close to Things?
Alright, alright, let’s be real. "Near" is a funny word, innit? Like, my ex "near" to my heart? (Okay, too soon, moving on...) Seriously though, yeah, it's *relatively* close. The University, you've got it! Like, a quick-ish hop. Historic Downtown... kinda depends. Walking? Maybe if you're training for a marathon. Driving? Totally doable. Five minutes? Maybe ten? Traffic is a fickle mistress in St. George, especially around lunchtime – always a gaggle of people trying to find that perfect taco truck, including yours truly. So, pack a water bottle, and download your favorite podcast or audiobook, just in case a rogue stoplight decides to stage a coup.
My Experience: I remember once, trying to see a play at the old theater downtown. I figured, "Hey, close enough, I'll *walk* it!" Oh, the folly of youth... or maybe just the folly of me that day. Google Maps lied, or I just misunderstood. It was a trek, and by the time I got there, I was sweatier than a politician at a town hall meeting. Learned my lesson. Drive or Uber. Always the best options. Especially with the desert heat.
The Room – What’s It *Really* Like? Don't sugarcoat it!
Alright, here’s the truth bomb: It's a Motel 6. Expect... well, *expect* classic Motel 6 vibes. Clean enough, usually. The beds... they're beds. Nothing fancy. Think "functional." The kind of beds that have seen things. History is in them, if you want to look into it. The air conditioning? Hopefully works. Sometimes it's a roaring success; sometimes it's just a whisper of a breeze. Again, desert heat. It is absolutely brutal. The TVs? Probably flat-screen by now, but don’t expect HD quality. Don't even *think* about trying to stream your favorite show unless you have the patience of a saint and the Wi-Fi password, which you *will* need to ask for at the front desk.
My Experience: Once, I stayed at a Motel 6 in Las Vegas (different story, same song). The remote was missing! I actually found it in the *bathtub*. I’m a germaphobe, so that was a truly thrilling start to my day. The rest of the room was a little dusty. So I know to bring my own Lysol wipes to Motel 6s now. It all adds to the 'charm', right? (Sarcasm alert!)
Is There a Pool? (Because, Desert!)
Okay, this is a big one. Does this particular Motel 6 have a pool? You know, a shimmering oasis in the desert heat? Check the specific Motel 6 listing. I can't promise you anything. Some Motel 6's have pools, some don't. It's a gamble! If it does, great! If not... well, there's always the local recreation center, which may or may not be infested with 800 screaming children. Or, if you're feeling adventurous (and you have a car), maybe find a lake. Or, y'know, just embrace the heat, like a lizard. They seem to love it.
My Experience: (This is a different Motel 6, but the principle applies…) One time, I *thought* the Motel 6 had a pool. I booked it with such excitement! Got there, unpacked, put my swimsuit on, practically ran to the "pool." And… it was closed. For "repairs." In August. I almost cried. Almost. So, double-check. Don't be me. Call ahead. Save yourself the heartbreak.
Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner? Is *Any* Food Included?
Free breakfast? Don't hold your breath. Motel 6 is known for its, shall we say, "budget-friendly" approach. Maybe there's coffee. Maybe some sad, individually wrapped pastries. Maybe not. Plan on grabbing something beforehand. There are fast-food places nearby, and if you're lucky (and willing to drive), you might stumble upon a decent diner. But honestly, if I were you, I'd pack some granola bars just in case. Because hangry is a real thing, and it's not pretty. Especially in the desert, where dehydration multiplies everything wrong, including the hunger.
My Experience: Remember the time I woke up at some random Motel 6, with a stomach growling like a hungry lion? Yes! I remember. And there was *nothing*. Not even a stale donut of desperation. I ended up in the nearby gas station buying a questionable breakfast burrito. It was a memorable experience, in the worst way possible. So, again, pack snacks. And maybe a small, portable coffee maker.
Parking? Is it a Nightmare?
Parking? Usually, no problem. Motel 6s are usually not in high-traffic areas, so parking spaces are usually plentiful. Unless, of course, there's some massive convention going on in St. George, and everyone's crashing there. Then you're probably going to suffer. But in general? You’ll likely be okay. Just don't expect valet service. Or a dedicated charging station for your electric spaceship (though, hey, maybe in the future!).
My Experience: I parked at a Motel 6 once and I was convinced to move. I spent 30 minutes trying to maneuver our rental car around this huge SUV, and I gave up. I parked at the curb without a care in the world. I paid my dues. I moved my car. It’s not a warzone, but be respectful and don’t hog spaces. Be nice, people.
Pets allowed? Pretty important, right?
Absolutely. Most Motel 6s are dog-friendly, which is awesome. But again, it depends on the specific location, so double-check to be 100% sure. You will want to check that because nobody likes being in a desert without their pet, especially if their pet is on the itinerary!
My Experience: Honestly, I've never actually traveled with a pet to a Motel 6. But I've seen other people traveling with their pets. I love seeing dogs! They're the best, really. But... I'm talking more about the motel itself. Be sure to clean up after your furry friends. No one likes stepping in... well, you know. And if your dog barks all night, you might get some angry glaresExplore Hotels
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